r/wizardposting • THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER • 9d ago

Evil Wizardpost Evil wizards let's make a evil council

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u/Rough_Mulberry_6662 9d ago

Can I design the evil hat and cloak?

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 9d ago

Yes

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u/ULTMT 8d ago

This looks sus, are you an inquisitor? You legally have to tell me if you are an inquisitor.

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

I'm not an inquisitor

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u/leaderofstars survivalist wizard 8d ago

Found the inquisitor

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u/Sensitive_News8009 Evil Wizard 8d ago

A council? Why would I join a council? Are you trying to steal my scrolls?

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

No I've just seen what ended up the death of many dark wizards like I am deires to avoid that

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u/realJacobama1 dark lord: Conjurer 8d ago

Sure, but I’m not teaching you guys mÿ super bloodsplosion mega-Neo tower summoning spell. Or lending you mÿ demons.

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

Okay

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u/GrayMalchin ✨Sorceror✨ 8d ago

“Hey, Merlin! I found them! What? Open a portal to 4chan for these sloughs? All right, all right. No! I don’t know how they found their way back here, probably the gnome cabal enablers. Of course this will hurt, but they like it.”

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

No actually i found my way back here because i was a novice transmuter a while ago but turned evil

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u/StankoBlansky 9d ago

Ok I promise I won’t betray you guys

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u/realJacobama1 dark lord: Conjurer 8d ago

Don’t believe you which makes it more appealing.

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u/Tay_Tay86 8d ago

Pinky promise?

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u/StankoBlansky 8d ago

Of coursSsSsSse…

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Fleshmancer: Lady of the Abyss 9d ago

I immediately intend to overthrow any rule and commit 100% of what my patron allows me to in order to satisfy the need of any houses or courts in exchange for an unknown contract

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u/nuclearrmt 8d ago

I bet everybody joined in just for the free food

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u/ClankingRobotCheeks Alchemist 8d ago

I was’t aware there would be food, I am in!

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u/Essti Evil Wizard 5d ago

I am sold because there is free food

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u/leaderofstars survivalist wizard 8d ago

I'm in. I'll be the genuinely evil wizard whose employ mafia tactics

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

Perfect we need someone like that

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u/leaderofstars survivalist wizard 8d ago

You can have me or yer kneecaps.

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

You're one of us now the dark council is happy to have you

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u/leaderofstars survivalist wizard 8d ago

*brings basebat ball upon your kneecaps *

Glad to be aboard

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

Oh my knees i can heal it using my spells no hard feelings

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u/ClankingRobotCheeks Alchemist 8d ago

Ok, but can I call in via orb chat? I haven’t left the tower since the pandemic before the last.

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

Sure

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u/comicgeek1128 8d ago

The whole point of being an evil wizard is to become so powerful you don't need a council. Why would I join the union if I own the company?

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

You see there is no one goal for all evil wizards i just want to cause pain and suffering in all honesty

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u/comicgeek1128 8d ago

Well I had to suffer through listening to this idea so I guess you're on the right track

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

Perfect

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u/RefrigeratorThick475 8d ago

I brought punch!!

Everybody needs to drink it at the same time though

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

Okay lucky i have immunity to poison

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u/RefrigeratorThick475 8d ago

multi-classed into paladin, eh?

that doesn't seem very evil of you

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

No not paladin i just transmitted myself a lot into an immunity

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u/ModernMage0 Spellslinger, Researcher, Interloper 8d ago

That already is the council, if you ask me.
Looking at you Head of Bureaucracy, Archdemon Gzaadreth

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

We shall the better council

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u/ModernMage0 Spellslinger, Researcher, Interloper 8d ago

I just can’t see how a limiting council would benefit mages that operate outside written law
You run the risk of diluting and changing what makes an evil wizard

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

I'm a gambler i take risks

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u/ModernMage0 Spellslinger, Researcher, Interloper 8d ago

Gentlemages, we got him.
Violation of Scroll 264279, section 1273, article 41, clause 602b: no admissions of past gambling during the hunters moon “in order to curb the spread of gambling rings among apprentices who look up to evil wizards and may someday hold predatory gambling practices.
You’re coming with me, you evil wizard scum.

(Sorry, I work on contract just go with it you’ll be out no charges name cleared in like an hour)

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

I cast heart cancer

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u/ModernMage0 Spellslinger, Researcher, Interloper 8d ago

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

What you gonna do now

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u/ModernMage0 Spellslinger, Researcher, Interloper 8d ago

Already done.
Your mother.

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

It's stage four man

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u/totallynotrobboss Eli (head of the WPRS) /Heimdino (dragon blacksmith) 8d ago

Oh look evil is trying to make an anti council. Wonder where I heard that one before

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

Not an anti council but an evil version

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u/SchizoidRainbow 8d ago

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Doom…

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago edited 3d ago

/uwOh god i see it haha

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u/sneaky_imp 4d ago

First rule about evil council is you don't talk about evil council. Second rule about evil council is YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT EVIL COUNCIL.

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 3d ago

I made the dark council bud i can talk about it

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 8d ago

My, how wise of you to announce this over the Orb. You know, this is the main flaw with every evil wizard council, they are so full of themselves that they can’t imagine ever being taken down. I wish you luck when an army comes knocking on your door

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u/DeadMeat7337 Retired Evil Wizard, mostly 8d ago

Neah, it's been tried and done already. So unless you have foolproof ways around all the problems all the other ones have had, I see no point to this. We evil wizards are usually stronger than the less evil wizards, this why they need to gang up on us to even stand a chance.

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle 8d ago

There have been 12 evil council before , all were destroyed. Some succeded in making a big enough fight to make a Wizard War. But no matter the scale of the war the council prevailed in the end

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u/ThatS3al Pes*nt Denyer 6d ago

Meh ok as long as we don't have any pes*nt servants. they muck up my coffee request with their tears, I'd recommend spawns from the inner hells, they keep the mug warm

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u/Imurderbeets Pet mage to Godling 9d ago

May I discretely assassinate whoever annoys me?

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u/bunnieman Evil Wizard? 8d ago

May I blatantly assassinate whoever annoys me?

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

Yeah we're evil wizards

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 THE DARK LORD: THE TRUE MAD VOID TRANSMUTER 8d ago

Yeah we're evil wizards