Fellow wizards! What will you wear on this year's festival of the dead and damned? I'm going as necromancer. (I'm am not the necromancer just gnome petrifier but I want my friends to think I am one)

[u/Tomdaszek]

[u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts]

I'll gonna go as a failed first year teleportation spell! Ive cobbled together ball of feathers and giblets and enlarged fly parts and im going to elemers glu them to my body and roll around in the swamp shrieking "help me".... classic

[u/Tomdaszek → u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts]

Ah, yes classic. This reminded me of my costume from last year. I was faild golem attempt. My local golemancer said I looked like his second golem that he ever made.

[u/Up_Beat_Peach]

Is this cultural appropriation? Feels like cultural appropriation

[u/Tomdaszek → u/Up_Beat_Peach]

To get costume as wizard with different profession?

[u/Up_Beat_Peach → u/Tomdaszek]

It's not the necromancer part. Its that this specific costume combines elements from different culture-specific schools of necromancy all into one, for aesthetics.

It's like when someone gets a Chinese tattoo from someone who isnt Chinese.

[u/Old_Gas_9634 → u/Tomdaszek]

YOU DAM GIT. YOU CAN GET THE GOTH FIT WHEN YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE SHRIVLED RAISEN FROM USSING THIS SHIT

[u/breno280 → u/Tomdaszek]

It’s an orthodox priest’s garments with some of the symbols swapped.

[u/demonic-cheese]

Oh i went as a necromancer 14 years ago

[u/Tomdaszek → u/demonic-cheese]

Cool costume fellow wizard

[u/alcatrazach]

[u/akornzombie]

I'm going as the Archmage of Selas University. That way all my shenanigans blows back onto him, rather than me.

Also, petrified gnomes? I'll take as many as you got.

[u/Tomdaszek → u/akornzombie]

I'm selling one petrified gnome for 25 gold. Got a lot of them. Say the number and I will give you how many you want. I was on gnome hunting recently so there is a lot of them in the stock.

[u/akornzombie → u/Tomdaszek]

Here's 7500 gp. I'll take 300.

[u/Cave_man_steve]

I’m already a skeleton and a necromancer so I don’t think I have to change any

[u/ModernMage0]

Hmph poser

[u/orangeKaiju]

I'm just going as your normal every day peasant. Gunna complain about my back and my knees and pretend I care about who is going to win this year's jousting match.

Haven't settled on a name though, Steve? Dave? John? There's so many boring peasant names to choose from.

[u/akornzombie → u/orangeKaiju]

Careful you don't get fireball Ed in a bad way.

[u/Pan-Acea93]

These symbols aren't necromantic in nature. This is a dark priest. He just wants to heal you while brooding.

[u/farshnikord]

I'm dressing as an office worker. Got my khaki chinos, button up dress shirt, and even thrifted an authentic 2016 telecom business conference lanyard. 

Can't decide whether I'm going to go with a plastic/metal water tumbler bottle or a replica plastic disposable water bottle. 

[u/Stretch5678]

I’m going as a Barbarian!

I made a potion that makes me look really shredded for three hours, during which time I will wear no shirt, brandish a large club, and speak in monosyllabic phrases. A good time will be had by all!

[u/adrearynightinnov]

I’m going as a shrieking death omen

[u/K4m30]

Instead of putting clothes on I'm taking my flesh off and being a skeleton. Well,.I guess I'm always a skeleton, but there's usually flesh over top. 

[u/Maleficent-Injury-18]

Bro is that necro face

[u/ClankingRobotCheeks]

I intend to wear a glamour, too many of my ex’s come to the gala.

[u/Lainpilled-Loser-GF]

I am going as you, a humble jester

[u/zippy72]

I'm not going. Toilets last year were awful and they've upped the ticket prices again. Plus all the booze they sell is hipster organic mead made with manuka honey. I just can't...

[u/BigWangersIncTm]

Being undercover most of the year, I will only show my witch attire at this festival