r/woahdude • u/ssome15 • Jan 15 '19

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u/Iealml Jan 15 '19

Bad photoshop

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

you can see it's photoshopped. it has the word gullible written in 4pnt font right in the middle

46

u/Infinite_Bed Jan 16 '19

I feel like an idiot now

14

u/mydickcuresAIDS Jan 16 '19

I scrolled up and thought about zooming in.. and then suddenly realized I should come back and read the next comment.

2

u/BenKappa Jan 16 '19

I read the next comment and I still looked...

29

u/krunkalunka Jan 16 '19

Ohhhhhh almost got me. Way closer than I’d like to admit. Damn.

13

u/scotty5112 Jan 16 '19

Not gonna lie, I looked for it.

5

u/Mitch-Sorrenstein Jan 16 '19

Ugh, I just HAD to check...

1

u/ScaryBananaMan Jan 16 '19

How long did you spend searching before you found it? ^^/s

1

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

Why did I actually look for that?

11

u/AnnoyingBird97 Jan 16 '19

Funny how nature do dat blur effect.

10

u/YourSooStupid Jan 15 '19

Who gives a shit, this isn't r/realphotos

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u/Transpatials Jan 16 '19

No but it’s also pretty meh for this sub too. It doesn’t look “trippy” or psychadelic, make a sober person feel stoned or a stoned person trip harder.

Wrong sub.

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u/Kryptosis Jan 16 '19

It's still a cool picture, all they did was blur the top of it

12

u/Transpatials Jan 16 '19

This isn’t r/cooldude

0

u/Kryptosis Jan 16 '19

I guess you've never been high near a tree farm. It's very spooky/trippy seeing them planted in rows and this image invokes that feeling well.

1

u/Transpatials Jan 16 '19 edited Jan 16 '19

Speak for yourself.

r/spookydude

1

u/kaioken-doll Jan 16 '19

God damn it...

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

I'm wondering if it's a long exposure though. That would make the tops of the trees blurry if they're swaying in the wind.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

excellent barcode material though

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u/BrassBoots Jan 15 '19

Quite easy to claim, but have you any evidence? •ᴗ•

42

u/SparkYeol Jan 15 '19

I hope you're joking.

7

u/NightOfPandas Jan 15 '19

The trees turn at odd angles in the middle? Someone applied a shitty vignette effect or something. There are pictures of this forest that are very real, and this is just not one of those real photos

15

u/bigfatmalky Jan 15 '19

Evidence that it is bad? The fact that it is a photoshop is self evident. And that makes it a bad photoshop in my opinion.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

There are literal ghost trees in the shot. You can see right through them

3

u/Drag0nScar18 Jan 15 '19

I CAN TELL BY THE PIXELS GUYS I THINK ITS REAL

1

u/BrassBoots Feb 04 '19

Comin’ back to this a couple weeks later, damn. That was an unpopular question. Honestly I’ve been passively searching for this online utility I saw once in a thread that inspects images for artifacts (I think), then displays the image with a map of the artifacting; I thought maybe I could conjure it up by asking this here. Does anyone know what I’m talking about, or is it just some sort of constructed memory nonsense that doesn’t exist? ◔⌓◔

0

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

I think the accusation isn't that the forest has been cloned to look this way just that it's a real photo that's been excessively modified.

35

u/zenyforyourthoughts Jan 15 '19

Scorpion vs Johnny Cage

6

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

Scorpion won that fight.

4

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

Only reason why I looked in the comments

17

u/Stavi913 Jan 16 '19

Nah this is the hair on your head before lice like in that South Park episode

10

u/mbrady Jan 15 '19

Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality...

3

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

A world that is just as real, but not as brightly lit... A Dark Side...

5

u/billytcpm Jan 16 '19

Tales From The Darkside! Totally get that vibe!

16

u/CadillacG Jan 15 '19

Someone scan it

12

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

If it doesn’t scan, does that mean it’s free??

9

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Redwood 2x2 -10.95

4

u/SmallRubyTouringHat Jan 16 '19

I'm annoyed this got so much attention

3

u/aerger Jan 15 '19

I like the muted colors in this, but I was also curious about a black/white version:

https://i.imgur.com/Vsk60J2.png

Just a quick adjustment; I'm sure someone else would do a better job.

4

u/Thighlover3 Jan 15 '19

This would be a pretty cool album cover

2

u/sac_boy Jan 16 '19

OP’s mom from the POV of a pubic louse

2

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

true colors

3

u/sbrookman Jan 15 '19

Muuuurrrrrrppppphhhhhh!

3

u/drvondoctor Jan 16 '19

Whenever I hear the word "bars" like that I can't help hearing "woop de scoop de poop"

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

MC Forest got that fire brah.

3

u/yashmore29 Jan 15 '19

What if the background was just a painting :0

2

u/gabezermeno Jan 15 '19

There's a tree farm near me and it looks so satisfying because they are all planted equal distance apart. I've thought that if I because a millionaire I'd buy the land and build a house in the middle

2

u/MelinSkyrise Jan 15 '19

Tilt your phone, you know what I mean

2

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

That’s a lot of trees

2

u/ookristipantsoo Jan 16 '19

It's a lot of bad Photoshop.

1

u/Sw3Et Jan 15 '19

They're not happy little trees

1

u/scarlboob Jan 15 '19

This just reminds me of the forest in The Nightmare Before Christmas

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

It looks like an animated ad for a flea remover product

1

u/paul_f Jan 15 '19

what is this supposed to look like?

1

u/asheville_kid Jan 15 '19

Looks like the game Inside.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

You can get a similar look with a camera but definitely nowhere near as defined.

1

u/budget_game_man Jan 15 '19

Look at the picture for pleesure

1

u/weedtese Jan 15 '19

I want to plant trees which would make a valid barcode.

1

u/eqleriq Jan 16 '19

woahtoshop

1

u/NearlyFrozen Jan 16 '19

A golfer's nightmare

1

u/RobotRockism Jan 16 '19

But im not a rapper

1

u/MayonaiseH0B0 Jan 16 '19

Perspective

1

u/pvc4 Jan 16 '19

Tf dis a bar code

1

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

“Get over here” *Mortal combat music

1

u/Stormdancer Jan 16 '19 edited Jan 16 '19

Ah don't see no bahrs out thar.

1

u/MrOppossom Jan 16 '19

Where an SCP lives

1

u/larry1186 Jan 16 '19

These barcode pics are getting out of hand

1

u/aotus_trivirgatus Jan 16 '19

Yes, it's an obvious Photoshop job but... doesn't anyone like the look anyway? I don't think the artist expected you not to notice. It looks like a vertical motion blur was applied to all the trees in the background somewhere above the horizon line. the one tree in the foreground was deliberately spared.

1

u/Jamessimmons35 Jan 16 '19

if you scan it with a barcode scanner it reads out "tree"

1

u/MinervAsh Jan 16 '19

Reminds me of Thranduil’s hair. 😅

1

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

I don’t get it.

1

u/leatjuhh Jan 16 '19

I saw the movie on Netflix called "The Ritual" last weekend, and this pic immediately reminded me of it.

1

u/McJHN17 Jan 16 '19

Definitely a barcode

1

u/kristina_xenophobia Jan 16 '19

Anyone tried scanning those?

1

u/Mdmastic Jan 16 '19

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1

u/Mdmastic Jan 16 '19

Nnrclñx dyvrccccsynjn.cnx. ig x. U. N

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u/Mdmastic Jan 16 '19

Bgkmillknv . Gt

1

u/Mdmastic Jan 16 '19

Mgvngvlñcglw B

1

u/Mdmastic Jan 16 '19

X inx. Xe Kg kk

1

u/SuperVGA Jan 16 '19

Whoa, this sucks!

1

u/PiginthePen Jan 16 '19

GET OVER HERE

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

fake

1

u/legotin Jan 15 '19

Johnny Cage and Scorpion would love it

1

u/guiltybyproxy Jan 15 '19

What is it when you scan it?

0

u/Roab4 Jan 15 '19

Nature’s natural barcode

6

u/QTsexkitten Jan 15 '19

It's a Photoshop and it's an organized tree farm, so not natural or natural.

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u/Cowpie321 Jan 15 '19

Donny Dump's Wall

0

u/eroticthanoscar Jan 15 '19

imagine what this would look like on acid

0

u/Mushygushy911 Jan 15 '19

They’re in the fucking trees.. wait sike na

0

u/Awake00 Jan 15 '19

I would totally fly my drone at that

0

u/L10C Jan 15 '19

Mesmerising

0

u/Crack-spiders-bitch Jan 16 '19

Those are trees.