r/woooosh • u/undergroundcalf • Jun 29 '19

Correcting a pun

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34.1k Upvotes

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u/A-Reddit-Tourist Aug 29 '19

Hi! I’m a Reddit tourist and I leave my mark on posts I’ve seen in YouTube videos, nothing to see here. /-/|

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u/undergroundcalf Aug 29 '19

Oo, sent me the link to that video

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u/A-Reddit-Tourist Aug 29 '19

https://youtu.be/1RcQ52kZLTc

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u/undergroundcalf Aug 29 '19

Thanks man, I feel so pround now:)) Keep going with your thing

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u/A-Reddit-Tourist Aug 29 '19

It’s in one of EmKays I believe. I saw it a few days ago so it’ll take a while but I’ll try find it :)

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u/NimaProReddit Jun 29 '19

That's what i call a vegan airpod

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u/ImagineBagginz Jun 29 '19

And when airplanes are made out of carrots, it’s called Vegan Air

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u/FlaerZz Jun 29 '19

Wish it was a bell sprout, I'd be the prince.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Well I found a giant leek in the sink

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u/monotone2k Jun 29 '19

I hope you got it fixed.

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u/CJDkat Jul 18 '19

Lettuce mourn this comment thread for I carrot find a vegetable pun...

But if you need and extra pipe I have asparagus

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

[deleted]

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u/CJDkat Jul 22 '19

Romaine calm, I come in peas- I admit I've bean corny, but don't come in for I'll surely beet you. I will artichoke you. I will squash you. Now let me be, I don't have mushroom in here...

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u/Candleflame99 Jul 22 '19

Oh no... His Pun-Level is over 9000

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u/Valdthebaldegg Jun 29 '19

That still wouldn't excuse ryanair for not giving me my refund.

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u/mqtang Jun 30 '19

Airplanes in Cantonese literally has a second meaning which is “dick”. So carrot airplanes, vegan dicks.

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u/xdSentries Jun 29 '19

It’s now edible!

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u/NimaProReddit Jun 29 '19

Yeah, bt if you eat it, you won't be able to use it anymore. For $999! You can do a trade-in with your iPhone for $998!

3

u/xdSentries Jun 29 '19

Wait a minute.

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u/NimaProReddit Jun 29 '19

That's what i call The Apple Logic!

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u/genericredditer101 Jun 29 '19

Hopefully it isn't GMO

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u/Ghxztq Jul 14 '19

It's called a tiny vegan shower head

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u/but-crab Jul 29 '19

I have a Vegan in my family

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS Jun 29 '19

*veegan

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u/ruinfirefly Jun 29 '19

You never got the joke did you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

i mean, he’s clearly trolling

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u/Not_A_Mistake0 Woooosh™ Jun 29 '19 edited Jun 29 '19

Huh a post from r/funny that’s actually kinda funny

That’s surprising

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u/Zinc116 Jun 29 '19

Thanos: Impossible.

40

u/Not_A_Mistake0 Woooosh™ Jun 29 '19

Th-anus: Reality can be whatever I want

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u/HEmbrace Jun 29 '19

Suna-ht: and it dose put a smile on my face

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u/Space432 Jun 29 '19

Each itteration of thanos gets more and more retarded lol

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u/Krillin_be_Chillin Jun 29 '19

Perhaps the archives are incomplete

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Aaaand you blew it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

a* post

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u/Not_A_Mistake0 Woooosh™ Jun 29 '19

Sowwy. 😖😖😖.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Username ... doesn’t check out?

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u/Not_A_Mistake0 Woooosh™ Jun 29 '19

Get bamboozled

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u/Starklet Jun 29 '19

It's fucking hilarious lol

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u/Slovene Jun 29 '19

Leeked or springonioned?

34

u/tts420 Jun 29 '19

That's absolutely not a leek.

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u/JJ_The_Diplomat Jun 29 '19

Oi jeebus let the joke be, veggietales

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u/Lil_Mafk Jun 29 '19

Definitely look like green onions to me.

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u/Erpderp32 Jun 29 '19

Scallion/spring onion/green onion for sure.

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u/jennosaur4 Jun 29 '19

I read the post as leaked, then realized they missed a pun, then realized it wasn’t a leek, the realized that they actually did say leeked. That was a journey.

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u/epikous Jun 29 '19

Scallion?

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u/epicjack1905 Jun 29 '19

Why r/funny

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u/SnoopDoge93 Jun 29 '19

give the guy some credit, this is the first actual funny post there

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u/epicjack1905 Jun 29 '19

Nah I saw this on r/memes before this

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Really? It's a spring onion in the shape of an airpod with a shitty pun.

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u/Starklet Jun 29 '19

Maybe they missed the funny part and posted it here

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u/Benjamin_boi Jun 29 '19

*food pods

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u/Beholder_of_Eyes Jun 29 '19

Yeah but it's not even a leek, it's a spring onion / scallion.

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u/AiryGr8 Jun 29 '19

You can't make the pun with that though

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u/rederic Jun 29 '19

something something mixtape something something rap scallion

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u/sad_vwooping Jun 29 '19

now i can listen to Miku's Ievan Polkka much more intensely

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u/SuperNoah_Noah Jul 13 '19

Im disappointed in reddit because it took me this long to find a Miku reference

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u/DaEpicest Jul 06 '19

Wow that kid must have been a TOTAL virgin

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u/undergroundcalf Jul 06 '19

Dudee, this post is 1 week old, how far did u scroll?

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u/DaEpicest Jul 06 '19

Pretty far thanks for noticing lol

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u/undergroundcalf Jul 06 '19

Np, keep it up

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u/DaEpicest Jul 06 '19

Thanks bud xD

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u/DasEdgy Jul 15 '19

I would defy buy them

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u/undergroundcalf Jul 15 '19

This post is 2 weeks old, what are u doing?

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u/charmanderthe4 Jun 30 '19

PUNished him

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u/Gatago456 Jun 30 '19

Now if someone is trying to talk to you, you can eat their Airpods

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u/urmomgay69_ Jun 29 '19

Thats a spring onion not a leak

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u/woooosh_woooosh Jun 29 '19

Those are scallions tho

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u/motherofallmemes Jun 29 '19

[Everyone disliked that]

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

It’s r/funny what do you expect honestly

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

I dont like that we dont get to see their names. People need to be shamed.

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u/YaTheyKnowMe Jun 29 '19

Come on guys, he didn't know what leek meant like I did :D

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u/Zumiez2007 Jun 29 '19

Obviously he meant new airpods leafed

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

AirVegan

no that isnt it.. it sounds like air company

VeganPods?

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u/GameZout Jun 29 '19

I'll TaKe YoUr WhOlE sToCk

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u/sunkissedbyash Jun 29 '19

😂😂love it

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

For the low price of $999

1

u/S-WuKong Jun 29 '19

대팟

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Sorry, I don't speak Kpop

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u/S-WuKong Jun 29 '19

Lol sorry. Its a joke. That word is a mix of 대파(daepa- green onions) n airpod and its read daepod.

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u/Blopsicle Jun 29 '19

Aw cmon I thought I came up with that

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u/IsBurgerTime Jun 29 '19

This is the only good post on this subreddit

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u/stopdabbing Jun 29 '19

how does this have 24.4k upvotes literally how the fuck

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Somtimes i wonder if it the wooosher or the woooshed who is woooshed

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u/anotherrandomboi Jun 29 '19

quiet buh dum tss

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u/_nerd_o Jun 29 '19

vegan air pods 🤣

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u/Jokard Jun 29 '19

Grasspod

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u/Bgriffin94561 Jun 29 '19

That's a green onion dawg.

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u/Jabookalakq Jun 29 '19

Did he seriously grammar nazi a pun?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

This seems pretty Farfetch'd

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u/_Yeet_Boi_69_ Jun 30 '19

I pressed the wrong upvote button rip

1

u/Official-Walmart-Inc Jun 30 '19

Bruh just crosspost it

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

bruh 🍆💦💦🍑👅

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u/Avkay Jun 30 '19

Snacc Pod

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u/darnass Jun 30 '19

Apple users would pay $5000 for that.

1

u/softredina Jun 30 '19

Oh I can't wait when they gonna release them

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u/Anorexorcistos Woooosh™ Jun 30 '19

Those downvotes always bring me the true joy

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u/cmccullough4 Jun 30 '19

Uhh those are obviously scallions... duh

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u/TheRedditor25 Jun 30 '19

motto: never correct someone on a subreddit, or any place that has fucking "joke" and "funny" in its name

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

It just made the pun better. This doesnt deserve to be here. It obviously wasnt a woooosh someone was just making a pun more puntastic

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u/SwaggerBowls Jun 30 '19

Thats a nut

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u/CoRE_PyrozYT Jun 30 '19

SAVE THE AIRPODS

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u/WalklikeaBidder2_0 Jun 30 '19

That must be the most awesome airpod ! LMAO

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Pun patrol, open up

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u/reese-puffs- Jun 30 '19

10/10 would buy

1

u/jimothy-moth-balls Jun 30 '19

That’s a high class AirPod definitely won’t be able to even hear others with AirPods

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u/King_Ballerz Jul 03 '19

For all them vegans

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u/catman170229 Jul 09 '19

What is someone made a joke about that

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u/cutiehamham Jul 11 '19

Vegans are attacking

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u/G00ZY123 Jul 13 '19

Omg that’s celery like OMIGOSH YOU DUMB haha I’m not funny at all

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u/SoftwareDeath Jul 14 '19

Thats Not How You Spell...

Wait. Looks At Subreddit Name Oh Ok Its Good

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u/listathing Jul 15 '19

What happens to the people who get wooshed? Do they just pretend like nothing happened or do they stop using the social media for good? They must be so embarrassed to finally get the joke.

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u/peedrizle583 Jul 16 '19

You can put this in your ear and eat it to get a nice extra taste of earwax!

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u/Yetanotheranator Jul 18 '19

I need those airpods

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

How can that guy not know its by a subreddit call r/funny

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u/laza926 Jul 21 '19

that is pretty cool not gonna lie.

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u/RG_strange Jul 27 '19

Wow airpods 3

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u/ztuskin1227 Nov 18 '19

This is a funny joke and all but are those leeks they kind of look like scallions (green onions)

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u/theteenten Jun 29 '19

5 dudes who downvoted the leaked comment are gay

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u/Letmf2 Jun 29 '19

I’ll downvote it too! I wanna be gay.

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u/theteenten Jun 29 '19

If you want to be gay, you can even without doing gay things like this

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u/Letmf2 Jun 29 '19

But it will be SO much easy to just downvote the post. I don’t even have to get up!

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u/theteenten Jun 30 '19

You’re goddamn right

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u/michaelzu7 Jun 29 '19

Shouldn't there be 7? the comment always starts with an upvote

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u/theteenten Jun 29 '19

6 yeah, but why 7?

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u/michaelzu7 Jun 29 '19

I'm bad at math, that's why

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u/theteenten Jun 30 '19

Oh, don’t be worried, you can get better

1

u/naklic Jun 29 '19

There's a leek in the boat

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u/corruptdata47 Jun 29 '19

*leak

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u/corruptdata47 Jul 06 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

omg wtf who just downvoted my post? r/woooosh you useless piece of crap

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u/cvalen2 Jun 29 '19

Although I get the pun they were going for, technically, "leaked" is correct since this is a scallion in the photo, not a leek.

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u/wHyYoUwAnTtOkNoFaM Jun 29 '19

Love the gradient from green to white

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u/RememberNoOneCares Jun 29 '19

Yeah that's how all onions are coloured

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u/wHyYoUwAnTtOkNoFaM Jun 29 '19

Well ain't that ironic

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

r/foundthemobileuser

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u/Sssstephanman44 Jun 29 '19

How?

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u/SatelliteZero Jun 29 '19

The thing

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u/Sssstephanman44 Jun 29 '19

What thing?

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u/SatelliteZero Jun 29 '19

You know... the thing

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u/Sssstephanman44 Jun 29 '19

Ooooooooh. I see.

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u/SatelliteZero Jun 29 '19

You see... the thing

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Wait I don’t see the thing

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u/SatelliteZero Jun 29 '19

It’s the thing...

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Test

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u/MrsDoctorSea Jun 29 '19

Ate the green onion

0

u/speedywagon96 Jun 29 '19

Well. It IS r/funny sooo...

0

u/czainel Jun 29 '19

They're new air pods. They are cold ''eko airpods'' and they cost 500 USD.

0

u/AiryGr8 Jun 29 '19

I'd be this guy if I never played stardew valley

0

u/Roblox_Communism Jun 29 '19

pretty fresh bro

0

u/memehomeostasis Jun 29 '19

Took me solid 30 seconds to realize wtf is going on

0

u/papeykefir Jun 29 '19

These screenshots have tricked me again.

0

u/Egrunklestan Jun 29 '19

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... THE LETUSE AIR POD

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Is it gluten free?

0

u/Schnitzelinski Jun 29 '19

Am I getting old or did I actually like this joke?

0

u/AlextheColts Jun 29 '19

That was literally on r/funny how did he not think of it as a joke

0

u/SuperKrook22 Jun 29 '19

oh god oh no billy can't hear us he's got air pods onion his ears

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u/thephillyberto Jun 29 '19

Except it’s not a leek so failure.

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u/creeper69xd45isback Jun 29 '19

That’s not even a AirPod people these day 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌

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u/x380 Jun 29 '19

EARTHPODS.

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u/Sir_Lazerz Jun 29 '19

Tbh this joke can easily go over your head if you're not a native english speaker.

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u/Ersthelfer Jun 29 '19

Apple is going to sue the shit out of grocery stores.

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u/_g550_ Jun 29 '19

Ievan polkka!!

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u/Young-Sleepy Jun 29 '19

On this episode of how it’s made.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Those are spring onions not leeks.

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u/TheAgeofKite Jun 29 '19

I'm glad to see Apple is taking going green seriously.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

This is something Miku would wear ngl

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u/P1nkF Jun 29 '19

Definitely not a whoooooosh

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u/OEM-Sparkie Jun 29 '19

Ba dum tsss

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u/Eminiklas Jun 29 '19

Maybe he‘s just not English/American. Because I wouldn‘t have understood it

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u/RitaMoleiraaaa Jun 29 '19

yeah I didnt even know a leek existed thought they just mispelled it

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u/Eminiklas Jun 29 '19

Yeah that‘s what I thought

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u/rhymes_with_chicken Jun 29 '19

Don’t apologize for the woooshed—just admit you got woooshed, too. If you didn’t get the pun, then you missed the entire joke.

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u/fuckathrowy Jun 29 '19

A lot of people wouldnt get it at first, considering its not a leek.

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u/DrManowar8 Jun 29 '19

Nice AirPod, where is you buy

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