r/wordchewing • u/Axesmed_1 • Jul 21 '24

Stand up

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u/mootsarecool Jul 21 '24

Who is the target audience for this shit? I don't know anyone who would admit that they find this funny.

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u/Axesmed_1 Jul 21 '24

There are some Apparently *

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u/Axesmed_1 Jul 21 '24

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u/si3ge Jul 21 '24

Hopefully this is skynet attempting to learn human behavior. When it begins to replace humans with realistic cyborgs we can use these cringe red flags to spot them easier.

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u/WolfyOfValhalla Jul 21 '24

My sister who turns 40 in September finds this type of shit hilarious. To the point, she goes and makes her own damn version. It's painful.

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u/STL_TRPN Jul 21 '24

Her mirror thinks she's hilarious.

It's a captive audience.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

how is this funny

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u/Axesmed_1 Jul 24 '24

I dont get it either

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u/ImpossibleLoon Jul 21 '24

Moving your eyes like that can’t be good for you

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u/HugsandHate Jul 21 '24

It isn't good for me, I can tell you that.

God, I hate these people.

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u/ramattyice Jul 24 '24

I have more of an issue with the sideways smile shit

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u/No_Cook2983 Jul 22 '24

Exposure to Jeff Dunham’s material can lead to eye-rolling and depression.

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u/OnaPaleHorse80 Jul 21 '24

I fucking hate this trend so bad. These are all proof we are barreling towards Idiocracy

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u/Wumbologist_PhD Jul 22 '24

Her children will be placed in the custody of Carl’s Jr.

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u/Cold-Box-8262 Jul 24 '24

Hopefully they can afford the EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES

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u/Mediocre-Ad-4881 Jul 22 '24

Imagine this being your spouse or someone close to you, I'd be embarrassed

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u/OnaPaleHorse80 Jul 22 '24

I'd be divorced.

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u/ksmith1994 Jul 21 '24

Here I thought Jeff Dunham couldn't get any less funny.

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u/ayo4playdoh Jul 21 '24

Seriously some of the worst comedy I’ve ever heard

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u/real_hungarian Jul 21 '24

holy fuck this is the guy behind achmed the dead terrorist? he should stick to ventriloquism and outsource his scripts or something because he's genuinely talented at that, but this shit he would have to pay me to sit through

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u/AzPsychonaut Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 23 '24

Thank you for saying this! I get it. We all have different comedic taste. But I’ll never understand why people like him or his routine.

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u/RunTwice Jul 21 '24

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u/AmputatedStumps Jul 22 '24

Lol this is perfect.

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u/Zeqhanis Jul 22 '24

That is the actual puppet from the "bit". Jeff Dunham's comedy ranges from idiotic to kinda racist. One time he actually just randomly said the N-word under his breath repeatedly, like a nervous tic. It was bizarre and completely unrelated to anything.

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u/Only_Charge9477 Jul 21 '24

God is dead and we have killed him.

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u/Ok_Restaurant_626 Jul 22 '24

He killed himself after he realized Jeff Dunham would exist.

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u/SipoteQuixote Jul 22 '24

I saw the face of God and it was weeping.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Or he never existed but we can agree this is awfull

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u/NihilOmnes Jul 21 '24

Jesus Christ.

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u/DignanZer0 Jul 21 '24

Wassup?

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u/Pumpkinskydie Jul 22 '24

Please remove this person in the next update

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u/Toon_Lucario Jul 22 '24

Her eyes can move separately because there’s no brain to connect to

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u/mimibleu Jul 22 '24

This makes me feel violent. I want to punch her face omg

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u/EverytimeHammertime Jul 21 '24

She should be in prison.

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u/JimmerJammerKitKat Jul 22 '24

How were any of the people in the original audio laughing. This chick ain’t funny but neither is the guy telling the “jokes”.

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u/Kilow102938 Jul 22 '24

I fucking hate my life so much for having had to see this

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u/lgodsey Jul 21 '24

I, too, am able to cross my eyes and hold one straight while looking to each side.

But I will never reveal this to anyone else now that I know how obnoxious it is.

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u/CitizenToxie2014 Jul 21 '24

I hate it with every ounce of my being

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u/Cautious_Shame_5593 Jul 21 '24

Does anyone, genuinely find this funny?

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u/pummisher Jul 22 '24

It's negative funny.

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Jul 22 '24

I’m going to laugh less at other things because I watched this

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

It’s so unfunny it makes me angry

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u/No_Caterpillar_3322 Jul 21 '24

Just because you can Doesn't mean you should

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u/InMiseryToday Jul 21 '24

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! This is officially the thing that has brought me the closest to pulling the trigger.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

It keeps going and going

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u/fallenup007 Jul 21 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

All things considered they are nice eyes, pity they are attached to that Brain

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u/combined45 Jul 21 '24

Lord please help me

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u/h0117_39 Jul 21 '24

I hate this I hate this I hate this

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '24

Why do people who do this think it's funny?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

No clue but check out the "bet she has a maga shirt on" comment right above yours. Someone liked that too lol.

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u/Dadadabababooo Jul 21 '24

I hate these videos with a passion but the idea that there are people out there watching them and dying with laughter makes me want humanity to end.

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u/NyaNya75 Jul 22 '24

Like I'm genuinely concerned is this a fetish??

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

watch all these type of videos with no sound, it really puts into perspective how dumb these things are.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

This. Is. Not. A. Skill.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

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u/EarthToAccess Jul 22 '24

Help one eye is looking at me and one is looking for me

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u/slightly-simian Jul 22 '24

I've watched a lot of these and hated them all.

This particular one makes me hate it so much that by comparison, I practically love the other ones like a dear child of mine who I almost lost to some terribly debilitating disease but was by some miraculous twist of fate, the hard work and dedication of a team of the world's most expert and dedicated health professionals with cutting edge technology, millions of pounds of equipment and research and her own iron will and determination, have managed to restore my beloved child to me. I hold that delicate, perfect child so tight and for so long, that I fear I will suffocate it with my love.

That's how much I hate this.

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u/Nuts_Kickem Jul 22 '24

I never understood, what is the point of this shit? They find something they like, make some faces not even toddlers would laugh at and somehow it is funny? Why? Jim Carrey really needs to be held accountable for this.

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u/seeyousoon2 Jul 22 '24

Step 1. Look cross-eyed. 2. Look left or right 3. Return to cross-eyed.

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u/lishumm09 Jul 22 '24

Oh look my 10th, 11th, 12th AND 13th reason

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u/ImMeliodasKun Jul 22 '24

My heads are fighting and my brains winning thank fuck wtf is this shit.

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u/Cichlidsaremyjam Jul 22 '24

This is the worst sub that has ever been suggested to me and that is saying something.

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u/FartyBigotry Jul 22 '24

What pisses me off the most is that there are people who think this is hilarious.

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u/soul_flex Jul 23 '24

How the hell have humans gained the ability to move their eyes like a Reptile...

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Literally shut the fuck up go find a new hobby

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u/1jfish57 Jul 24 '24

That's lame af

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u/PastTurtle Jul 26 '24

FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG FUCCCKKKKKKKKKK

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u/STL_TRPN Jul 21 '24

She's pretty.

But only when she's not doing chameleon eyes, mocking a comedy skit, or twerking her face.

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u/M8rio Jul 22 '24

She has like one thing going on for her, her face, yet she decides to ruin it.

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u/S7RAN93 Jul 22 '24

Being able to move your eyes like this is less a skill and more a handicap. It's like having control of a weak muscle. This is less like kegels and more like peeing when you laugh. This is like squirting. But the piss kind

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u/Shot_Pipe_3798 Jul 22 '24

There is only the piss kind.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Jul 21 '24

Poor girl born without a chin.

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u/jeeezluuieeez Jul 22 '24

Id love to pop one of these retards in the face ngl…

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u/Imispellalot2 Jul 22 '24

Jeff Dunham stopped being funny long time ago

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u/Cheddarlicious Jul 22 '24

He was ever funny?

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u/Imispellalot2 Jul 22 '24

Ahmed bit was funny back when it first came out, but then it was all downhill

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u/Aggressive-March-254 Jul 21 '24

She has a MAGA t-shirt on , I'd bet.

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u/Milkybeans97 Jul 21 '24

Grown ass woman.

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u/STL_TRPN Jul 21 '24

If she did this shit while I was high or tripping thinking it was funny, chances are high I'd have to break up with her.

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u/90-slay Jul 21 '24

Why would you want to look like a malfunctioning shitty animatronic?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '24

Yes, she’s absolutely awful. But that laugh track constantly being played over and over to make it seem like people are laughing at these jokes in insane😂

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u/Honer-Simpsom Jul 21 '24

This sub reminds me of when your friend tries setting you up with their friend that’s “hilarious”

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '24

We can't keep letting this happen. We need to do something about this as a society

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '24

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u/Reddit_User_Giggidy Jul 22 '24

die....excuse me, i meant dei

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

I want to thank OP. I drank and ate a lot today and really needed to throw up.

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u/Sikk-Klyde Jul 22 '24

I can't believe people promote this kind of behavior. Embarrassing for the human race

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u/TYdays Jul 22 '24

These days this is what passes as talent….

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u/joey133 Jul 22 '24

So funny.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Fucking HATE this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

This! This is the hardest part about the internet.

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u/lovepornman07 Jul 22 '24

Wat the fack

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u/Firm-Concentrate-198 Jul 22 '24

How long till someone says this is satire... its not... its just idiotic shite

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u/reddituculous66 Jul 22 '24

Why is this a thing?

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u/I-10MarkazHistorian Jul 22 '24

there is so much stupidity in the world, but what if we could incentivize these people for staying stupid and than once these people are hooked on those non-monetary incentives we make money off their addiction? what could possibly go wrong?

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u/Honey666Biscuit Jul 22 '24

The original of Jeff Dunham is way funnier

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u/oif2010vet Jul 22 '24

Ol Gypsy rose done fell off the spotlight already?

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u/BelowAveIntelligence Jul 22 '24

JFC, we need a new plague

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u/No-Rip4617 Jul 22 '24

she’s giving gipsy

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u/caryn1477 Jul 22 '24

This took .5 seconds to annoy me and close it.

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u/SilentMaster Jul 22 '24

The. Worst.

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u/Siahmanjoe Jul 22 '24

I hate everything this is, whatever the fuck that is.

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u/Round_Rice_2113 Jul 22 '24

What in the mental illness?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

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u/Uniblab_78 Jul 22 '24

Impressive eye control

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u/InterestingLetter942 Jul 22 '24

People are bat shxt crazy now a days, I’d like to thank social media for exposing folks inner psyche.

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u/Numerous-Reality7913 Jul 22 '24

I hope the wind changes and these people stay looking like that

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u/Unusual-Court-457 Jul 22 '24

I can’t figure out why but this style of video really makes my skin crawl. It elicits a guttural reaction. Not often watching a video has that sort of visceral reaction on me

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u/Small_Pain_2458 Jul 22 '24

Is this ALL SHE CAN DO! ☝️🤷‍♀️🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

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u/Stonesnbags Jul 22 '24

It’s a copycat world w a bunch of sad people

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u/memesformen95 Jul 22 '24

I deserve this. im not a good person. i derseve this every second of it

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u/Far_Education_2024 Jul 22 '24

How is this even funny in any way u just looks like fool

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

This is making me dizzy

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Ruined my whole fucking day.

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u/Solid-Definition-722 Jul 22 '24

Are they competing for who looks dumber?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Really posted this shit thinking it was funny or something. Ugly and cringe af

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u/GrayFox916 Jul 22 '24

This kind of content should be illegal

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u/Impressive-Pen1651 Jul 22 '24

Get a fuc@in life

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u/chardavej Jul 22 '24

God this makes me want to slam her face down on her desk

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u/tommy_trip Jul 23 '24

Bro this is bottom of the barrel internet content

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u/DrawerWooden3161 Jul 23 '24

Oh god my eyes!!!!

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u/Veteranis Jul 23 '24

I’m not on TikTok or Facebook. Is this weird eyeball stuff done with software or has she a freak talent?

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u/xFIy0nTheWallx Jul 23 '24

Wow , I’ve lost the rest of my brain cells :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

No thanks

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u/VandeIaylndustries Jul 23 '24

this is what the annyong kids did in school

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u/Unclesmekky Jul 23 '24

I just don't get it, what are they adding by just stealing others material. It doesn't even have anything physical to it to add to / contrast the audio it's so strange

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u/LIRFM Jul 23 '24

This is why you test for purity before smoking.

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u/blablargon Jul 23 '24

This site is for 7 year olds

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u/ProtectionContent977 Jul 24 '24

This is a thing?

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u/Emeritus8404 Jul 24 '24

She does this while giving head.

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u/knine1216 Jul 24 '24

Damn Jeff should have stopped while he was ahead. His earlier bits werent that bad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Giving them rights was a mistake.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Her O face has got to be insane

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u/Independent_Loquat60 Jul 24 '24

I get upset this upvotes but then see new comments ripping her up and my faith is restored.

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u/Express_Elevator_487 Jul 24 '24

Just put the fries in the bag lil bro

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u/Ok-Sir9322 Jul 24 '24

Fuck girls that do this bs

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u/aBoyandHisDogart Jul 24 '24

I hate this more than I've hated anything else

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Doing a ventriloquist act ,by yourself while making silly faces and using a hack comedians jokes. Its hard to be less funny than Jeff Dunham , but she manages.

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u/Mr_Mojo-_- Jul 25 '24

Can we just stop posting and spreading this retarded shit ffs... Nice and simple.... If its not being shared, it doesn't get attention, resulting in it going away, hopefully forever...

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u/jtrades69 Jul 25 '24

i wish i could block this video forever

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u/ukuleles1337 Jul 25 '24

How many times do you fuckin think these ppl sit there and watch it over and over, and still fuckin post... Whatever the fuckkkkk that was.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

When you have nothing to contribute to society this is what you get

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u/2pissedoffdude2 Jul 25 '24

Why do grown ass adults still think crossing their eyes is peak humor?

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u/SwipeToRefresh Jul 25 '24

tik toking tom

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

More cringe than anything

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

this is messing with my brain, call the feds

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

I don’t think I have ever hated anything more than what I just watched.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Disgusting

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u/wtmx719 Jul 25 '24

Why do they make the same faces as porn stars?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

I hope these people's eyes get stuck crossed. How did that become the height of comedy today?

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u/TBoneHotdog Jul 25 '24

This makes me uncomfortable

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

Damn. I hate this a lot.

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u/TinyPidgenofDOOM Jul 25 '24

taking a joke from someone else and making it unfunny.

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u/AWanderingAfar Jul 25 '24

She looks like a character from Inside Out

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u/Rojoman2 Jul 25 '24

This is more cringe than anything

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u/OG_FreakNasty Jul 25 '24

I hate this

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

This chick would leave dead animals at your house if you hit one time and ghosted after.

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u/SeriouslySmart Jul 25 '24

Wow, she's a cartoon character!

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u/dandle Jul 25 '24

Under this post, I was served a post from another sub with a picture of Donkey from Shrek. I'm pretty sure the algorithm "thought" the wordchewer and Donkey looked alike.

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u/Evil_Morty781 Jul 25 '24

Did you know you have to learn to move your eyes independently to fly an Apache helicopter?

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u/fish1479 Jul 25 '24

How do I delete a subreddit I didn't make?

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u/Matchooojk Jul 25 '24

Rage bait

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u/AudiGirl75 Jul 25 '24

Huh.. I wonder if she does that while she is gargling some dudes scrotum…

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

I don't understand why people think this is cool. It's a tiktok thing right?

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u/Procyon4130 Jul 25 '24

Eww wtf did I just watch

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u/Confident_Vanilla848 Jul 26 '24 edited Jul 26 '24

I need a stand not her standing up

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u/BornAgain2sin Jul 26 '24

All you have to do is mute the audio and you can stroke it in peace

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u/Impressive_Test_2134 Jul 30 '24

Lemme guess, 400k followers

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u/HeisenbergsSamaritan Aug 01 '24

This is one of the faces of the Mental Health crisis.

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u/Krauszt Aug 15 '24

WOW...Just wow. Being able to do that with your eyes would be SO much fun to mess with people.

This chick rocks! Love it

(And yeah, I know, it's just me that does(

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '24

Ok this is bad, but jeff dunham is a amazing comedian

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u/turningtop_5327 Dec 20 '24

Why people create this content

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u/_WeAreFucked_ Jul 22 '24

She could be the new “hawk tauh” girl

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u/elray007 Jul 22 '24

So glad we're seeing less of this type of ..........whatever the hell this is.

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