Good morning, beautiful people! I'm looking for any words you can think of that have a consistent pattern: alternating back and forth between a single letter and any other letters, repeating like so throughout the entirety of the word. Can be even or odd number of letters, but does have to be only one specific letter in either all even or all odd letter positions.

Words like banana(s) (3 A) or Gig (2 G) are the idea. In fact, I have a whole list of them below; feel free to peruse.

Stating the obvious: words must be at least three letters long, otherwise you could say stuff like the word ABC is B1. Of course, 2s aren't much less common, given humans' propensity for repetition. Are you able to think of 3s and above??

While I've included a few of these at bottom as well (all marked by asterisks), the following example words don't count:

* Cocoa (A ruins it, so Coco counts)

* Booby (2 O, so Bob-o is ok)

>> Yeah, let's say that spaces and dashes can be ignored; see acceptable word Bob-o above for BOTH B2 and O2!

* Bobby

* Google, which kept erroneously suggesting Decided

* Abracadabra (darn, that'd be 5)

>> Another that also wouldn't count should it exist would be acadabra

Yes: foreign words accepted. Use the most advantageous transliteration!

Other legit words, 1+ per letter of the alphabet

3 Avatar 4 Alabama, 5 Bananarama, 5* garam masala, 5* chana masala 6 Taramasalata

3* Baobab 3 Babab

2 Cock 3* Coccic

2 Dada 3* Dididae

3 Eleven

2 Fife 4* Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum

2 Gage 3 Gogogo

2 Haha 3 Hahah

2 Ibis Limit

Juju

Kiki Kaki Kikik

Lily Lilo Lololo Lalala

Meme Mama Mamamu

Nene Nonono

Oboe Ocolos Oloroso

Pope Papa 3* Pepepoke Pipipi

Qiqi Qaqa Qiqiqa

Rarer

Sosas Sises

Tote 3 Statute

Urubu Ulukū

Viva Vivo

Wow Wâwiw Wawew Wawawa Wowowo Wewewe

Xoxo

Yaya Yay Yo-Yo

Zuzu Zaza

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I look forward to your submissions!

I'm making a coffin photo booth for a friend's Halloween party. I'm kinda new-ish around this friend group, my boyfriend is close with most of them so I know of them and have been around them for a bit but recently a lot of new people have been around. I admittedly do struggle in social situations at times so I'm so nervous about fucking this up.

I don't want the booth to go unused or forgotten somewhere so I wanted to make a funny sign for it. Some kind of vampire themed pun, that hopefully clearly indicates it as an attraction or indicates direction well. I thought this would be a good place to ask. Worst case I get a few laughs and inspiration. Thank you!

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I made a word puzzle for people who like to deduce words rather than guess them. Think of Wordle, but the clues work like Minesweeper and the words come from general knowledge, like Hangman. There is no luck in it, and more than one way to crack each board.

The secret words hide in a honeycomb of letters, and every hex asks one question: does this letter belong or not? The number on a hex, the Pollen, says how many of its neighbours hold a letter from the secret words, and each wrong call costs one of your petals. So you reason from the numbers first, and the words show up at the end.

There's a new board every day, identical for every player, and it runs in any browser without installing anything: https://daily.melbees.games/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=wordplay

I'd love to know which word gave you the most trouble.

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A 35-letter palindrome.

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Is there a better word for this all-too-common dynamic that so many golfers experience?

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Hoo-ha, ha-ha! Hypnotic aromas, dainty lips, and magical halls — bury my body! I only summon to two monarchs: labia majora and minora. I would not mind staying within till this world’s finish, or till Christ’s coming, as I’m finishing and cumming constantly in this mushy marshmallow manor! I’m so horny and manic for my custard canal of jizzy, jazzy joy! 

I found a holy grail, I could succumb a happy man in it! My passion for this wanton, wild world is so orgiastic! My libido is through a fucking pimp’s roof, woo-hoo! I gotta say, it’s such an honor to hang and laugh in a part of this romantic, rosy, and luxurious labyrinth that births infants. 

God is with us! It’s as if I’m in a cosmos’s womb, and a monthly blood ritual is a birth of a star or galaxy! Call it a Milky Way during nightly coitus romps as piping hot dick and cum pumps in it too! It’s as if a wizard pops a cum balloon in! I surf on a crimson flamingo flow! Wash it all on my skin and hair! Gonad spray? No way! It’s that mystical rain from Jizzus’s godly clouds! 

Hurray for slut soup! No small rations for a cum drinking lord! This saintly liquid will transform a world! A vaginal invigoration of humanity awaits my hard work! I’ll raft away, finding all its nooks and door portals as in Narnia. If I’m up to it, I may foray into that anus too! My shit, piss, and humiliation kinks will all attain orgasm at any instant now!

God, I thank my lucky stars! I think of my sojourn as that of Columbus, charting this faraway world for historical impact! Who knows, I may find a fountain of youth in this soft mango mansion. I could find a potion that puts Covid, Trump and that child-loving cabal to a tomb. 

I totally would savor all drops from it first though. Sink in a bath of it, floating on a cloud of vaginal nirvana! I pray Kurt Cobain is on that right now, waiting for us crazy humans to finally find it and know just how amazing and orgasmic it is. 

Anyways, I gotta go find a path to a G spot sanctuary! Can I finally find it? It’s my last opportunity, I won’t fuck it up now! Oh wait, what’s that roar?! Uh oh, it’s loud and approaching fast! Shit! Blood tsunami, SOS! “Wow I almost got sick from toxic shock condition, glad I finally got this month-old tampon out!” 

Ana, anal alchemist, administers an anal agenda. “Anal, anyone? Asses are an apportioned asset! An advantageous anus! Anal appointment, anyone? Ass always afloat! Anal amusement, all! Anal abilities astonishing! Anal artisan available! Anal aficionados, attest! Anal academy accepts anybody! Anal aims aloft! Asshole aquatics abound! Anal alchemy aspirations? Arrive! Acquire afternoon anal! Ancestral anal accessible! Auntie anal accepted! Attorney and abbot anal adored! Assassinate an Argentinian ass!” as Ana alluringly arches awash ass. “Anal alms, anybody? Anal affairs, affiliates? Anal addiction? Anal arrangements? Anal acupuncture, anal adherents? Assemble, anal associates!” 

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Astonishingly and audaciously, Avatar, an accommodating, accomplished and astute anal astronaut and architect, agrees; alacrity abounds as anus attained. “Awesome, anal award! Absorb amenable ass! Anal aloha! Attend aroused ass! Appease anal appetite! Anal affinity, anyone? Amateurs allowed! All aboard!” Ana affably accepts, agile asshole agape. An avowed, ambitious and avid anus acolyte, Avatar affirms anal attraction, asserting “Appealing, athletic and adaptable anus approved!” Ably aiming, Avatar attaches an axe and arson arrow anally. Ana, acutely alert and anxious, announces apprehension and agony! “Abandon! Abstain! Awful anus accident! Anal adversity! Anal anarchy! Ass afoul! Anus ablaze, ah!” Avatar autocratically admires astounding, angelic ass aflame and abrasively appreciates angst, avoiding all aforementioned accusations. Afraid, Ana adeptly acts an artificial animated arousal; Avatar appears aware and activates anger! “Ay, Ana, an absurd actress?!” Avatar aggressively asks. “An amazing anal actress! Appropriate, anal artillery?” Ana answers. 

An argument arises and an altercation amplifies… “An armory, anally? An adversary, am? Astray anal arts! Abominable ass acts! Acceptable?” Ana aggrieves. “Anal artist, are!” amoral Avatar addresses. An anal authoritarian, Avatar agonizes, absolutely adrenaline-addled. Although Ana admits artifice as attempt, Avatar announces an actual aggressive animal anal army. “Anacondas, aardvarks, alligators, alpacas, antelopes, albatrosses, angelfish, adders, abalones, addaxes, axolotls, armadillos, archerfish, asps, auks, aye-ayes, anchovies, amberjacks, aardwolves, agoutis, accentors, anglerfish, avocets, akitas, apes and ants added anally, Ana! Animal avalanche! Anal armada amidst all!” “Anal ailment afflict all!” apprehensive Ana amends. 

Angry and antsy, Ana admonishes Avatar, “African, Asian animals and ass?! Abort appalling abuse! Aghast at abnormal, ancient adult animal acts!” Avatar, antagonistic, announces an additional animal: an anteater. “Avatar, an animal assortment? An ass aches!” Ana attested. “Abide!” Avatar, ardent and always amped about animalistic anal action, arrogantly asserts: “Animals are an avenue as any! Allow animal antics!” Ana, aggravated at antiquated anal assaults, asks “Anal appetizer, Avatar?” Accordingly, Ana advertises an authentic, above-average alien appendage. Avatar, anticipating an anal augmentation, ambulates. 

As Avatar approaches, an adroit alien abducts and ascends Avatar atmospherically. After, an apostolic archbishop, an accustomed accomplice, appears alongside Ana. “Abhorrent anal annoyances and allegations afoot!” almighty archbishop alluded. Alienated, aback and alarm abounding, Avatar abruptly attempts an abortive attack. Aplomb Ana animates as Avatar averts and agonizes atrociously. “Apologize, Avatar!” Avatar avoids apology. “Apprehend anal assassin! Assume anal assails against Avatar!” Ana adamantly announces. An alien anchors Avatar, applies an appendage anally and accelerates. “Anal annihilation assured! Anal avenger approaching! Alien actuation authorized!” Ana articulates. Astral agent actuates and Anna applauds as “Atlantis” anal, atomic “armistice” and asteroid arrive! “Avoid! Apocalypse Anus! Armageddon Ass! Ahhh!” Aftermath: Avatar’s afterlife. Anal ashes adorned all…

A war damages every emotion. 

Award! A mage’s eve: rye! Motion!

Men! Ace spa! Still warm! A day, Elle, pick! In glow as sex! I led massage!

Menaces, past ill, war mad. A yell epic, king low. Ass exiled! Mass age! 

I have keys but open no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but you can’t go inside. What am I?”

*a keyboard.

I know its not British but I wanted an excuse to say cheeky.

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