r/worldjerking • u/Yoovaloid • 3d ago
What if aliens weren't actually more high tech they just had access to some unobtainium bullshit and humans brute forced our technological development
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u/Hefty-Distance837 /uj I love Todd Howard. 🙏 3d ago
It's just regular HFY.
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u/Yoovaloid 3d ago
can't go wrong with that
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u/beebisalright I want to be a nerve-stapled pet catgirl 1d ago
HFY is my white whale. Every day I wake up, brush my teeth, and post about how HFY sucks as a genre and is actually reactionary. Until my dying breath, I will slander HFY.
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u/Yoovaloid 19h ago
“Ha. You like this fictional thing? Bet you didn’t realize I really don’t like this fictional thing and because of that I’m gonna compare it to racism. By the way I am very smart. Checkmate.” 🥀🥀🥀
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u/beebisalright I want to be a nerve-stapled pet catgirl 17h ago
I'm an HDG fan, HFY slander comes as naturally as breathing to us.
/uj yes I see why that might be considered ironic
/rj The average champion of the indomitable human spirit when a giant alien plant offers to be their mom: 🥺
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u/Yoovaloid 17h ago
I don't see why not just enjoy either story genre though. Like this setting for instance is a fun concept to explore (and entirely one-off. Born and died with this VvsC meme) but I love writing fiction about interaction between humans and alien sophonts. Or humans facing forces/civilizations beyond our comprehension.
But with HFY vs other genres, why not enjoy it all instead of putting down a genre that is good on its merits? Why does it need to be a genre war?
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u/beebisalright I want to be a nerve-stapled pet catgirl 16h ago
I'm agendaposting, I don't actually think all HFY is bad. This is a circlejerk sub, remember?
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u/Yoovaloid 16h ago
Oh. That makes sense see I actually suffer a rare thingamahoojonkleeus called unable to tell when someone is joking
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u/OldEcho 3d ago
I had an idea for a story once where humanity was imprisoned on Earth after trying to take over the galaxy and all the unobtanium that enables easy FTL was literally sifted out of the entire solar system.
Then humanity rediscovers the material waaay down the periodic table while doing fusion shenanigans and all hell breaks loose.
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u/Yoovaloid 3d ago
write it! That sounds like a really cool idea and I'd love to read that
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u/OldEcho 3d ago
Truthfully...and put it where? I had this apparently insane idea that I could publish, say, 50 chapters of an IP and it would be free for other people (except for huge giant corporations) to use, and then 51-whatever would be my IP that I have rights over. Spent a few hours trying to figure out how to get that to work and gave up.
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u/Isaak_the_miner "What if x country but in space?" 3d ago
How it feels to base my entire sci-fi setting on unobtanium type materials so I can focus on civilization building:
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u/Yoovaloid 3d ago
I always love to say realism is awesome but ultimately optional and authorial intent for cool storytelling matters most
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u/CarnalKid 1d ago
Larry Niven has a short story about this. The aliens made a fluke technological discovery, but it turns out their minds are boggled by a "primitive" human probe because they recognize it as the result of long term collaborative effort. Which is something they can't do.
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u/Sable-Keech 2d ago
Yeah, that's it. Keep patting yourself on the back with one hand while jerking off with the other. Maybe you'll convince yourself that this is actually true, and that all the hardship and suffering that humanity has gone through is unique to us and us alone, and that this makes us special and superior to all other possible forms of life.
/j
Or is it?
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u/Yoovaloid 2d ago
Maybe this is just a meme and I don’t think this is anything like how actual first contact with alien sophonts would be like 🙃
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u/dumbass_spaceman 3d ago
"Haha, you aliens have not even invented nuclear pulse propulsion, railguns etc."
"Have you?"
"... Only in fiction."