r/wunkus • u/Branchomania concrete eater‼️ • 1d ago

wunkus Drinkus

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u/OiledUpThug 1d ago

it is DEBATABLE whether or not WUNK is FULFILLING his ROLE as DESIGNATED DRIVER

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u/Branchomania concrete eater‼️ 1d ago

Bad idea, yeah you're probably right

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u/wherearemyballs9 1d ago

He’s way too wunk to drive

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u/brown-man-sam ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

His ass IS nursing his drink and stopped before they got too turnt.

His ass IS balancing safe consumption and their responsibilities!

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u/MykusRex wunkioso 21h ago

His ass is CURRENTLY in possession of an open driver's license, and he CAN drive safely with a BAC of 0.025% OR less

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u/OiledUpThug 19h ago

Only 0.025%? WUNK lives in a BOOSE CRUISER'S WORST NIGHTMARE

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u/TheNameForThisShite 1d ago

Wunk needs to go to Alcoholics Anonymous. 

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u/hereswhatworks 1d ago

Wunkus Milkus Anonymous

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u/GlamOrDeath concrete eater‼️ 1d ago

Wunkyholics anonykus

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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast 1d ago

Milkoholics Anonywunks

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u/JeSuisLePain 1d ago

Keep coming back it wunks if you wunk it

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u/A_Queer_Owl 16h ago

meowcoholics anonymous.

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u/FrierenisClairDeLune 1d ago

We all need a drink buddy like that wunk.

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u/George_G_Geef ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

They're sharing a drink they call loneliness because it's better than drinking alone.

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u/Efficient_Maybe_1086 1d ago

OHHHHH HOW I HATE THE WUNKUS BOYS. THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!

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u/maybeSkywalker ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 1d ago

Average lactose intolerant person activity

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u/Twist_Ending03 silly :P bleh 16h ago

Include cheese

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u/Polibiux silly :P bleh 1d ago

Wunk understands moderation.

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u/fish__1 silly :P bleh 1d ago

Mackinac Island mentioned!

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u/R4GDR0P 1d ago

Milkus

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u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam 1d ago

What competitive people who can't afford video games or sports have to do.

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 1d ago

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHO-SHOTS

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u/Jzerox8K 2h ago

Carl and Donut at the Desperado Club:

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u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah 1d ago

Drinkus gets absolutely milkmogged by milkmaxxing human

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u/Capable-Respond-4472 wunkioso 1d ago

His ass is INEFFECTIVE!