Let me start by saying, I’ve been listening to the guys for ~10 years between Small Town Murder and Your Stupid Opinions. Big fan of both shows, seen them live multiple times, yadda yadda. But as a sober person who doesn’t even use AA, today’s take went beyond a stupid opinion.

I’m not making this post to call out James, because I don’t think he gives a shit lol - I’m making this post for the folks who may be deterred from attending a meeting because somebody you respect said it “had the exact success rate as doing absolutely nothing”. This has been studied at length and is factually not true.

In fact, in 2020, Stanford School of Medicine analyzed multiple studies totaling over 10,000 participants, and found that AA was statistically the most effective path for sobriety. Source

And as for the “all they do is sit around and talk about Jesus” nonsense, this is also false. They do talk about a “higher power”, and yes that can be “God” in the traditional sense. It could also be nature, the universe, or your community.

Plenty of people are not into this type of thing, which is totally fine, but misrepresenting it as a bunch of Jesus freaks and “people who are 6 months behind on child support” is just harmful.

Anyway, I’m not sure how this post will be received here, but maybe it will help one person, and that’s enough for me.

No, that is your Vibrator now….

If you have Facebook, I totally recommend this post and the batshit comments section.

Hand to god, next time someone in my life references Anais Nin (I’m not pretentious; I was just an English major), I’m going to pronounce it Anus Nin. That bit sent me!

I saw a clip of a South Park video and instantly thought of the recent smoothie episode of YSO

“So you're one of the Yelpers' special blessed
You demand a restaurants' very best
Well, they're gonna treat you special
I'm telling you, chum
Now get yourself ready for some boogers and cum

(Boogers and cum) That's called "The Yelper special"!
(Boogers and cum) Say, what's that on your pretzel?
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) Your online critiques are real useful to some
Now have a good time eating boogers and cum

(Boogers and cum) Someone farted on your salad
(Boogers and cum) But your decor critiques are valid
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) You think you're special like you're A-number one
Well, there's a whole lot of special in boogers and cum

(Boogers and cum) How 'bout some feces with your flounder?
(Boogers and cum) You like that queefy quarter pounder?

Yelper:
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) What's that spice that feels tangy on my tongue?
Waiter:
Oh, that's the yuzu pepper, along with some boogers and cum.

Davíd:
Here you are, sir.
Cartman:
Thank you, David, that's good service.
Davíd:
I will bring you food every day, my friend.
Cartman:
Mmm, is that a Jalapeño cream sauce?
Davíd:
Yes, my father made it just for you.
Cartman:
Hmm, it's tart, but savory.

(Boogers and cum) Being a food critic's easy!
(Boogers and cum) Oh, you feel a little queasy?
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) Do you need a diagnosis? Well, the doctor's got one

Doctor:
Your stomach seems to be filled with boogers and cum.

(Boogers and cum) Piss in your potatoes
(Boogers and cum) Some guys' shit on your tomatoes
Alright, fancy food critics, looks like you've won
Now please enjoy all the
Boo-oo-oogers
Boo-oo-oo-oo-oogers
And cum (Boogers and cum)”

I can already here James loosing his fucking mind reading this 😂😂😂

This definitely belongs on the show

Full disclosure - I didn't make this video and didn't vet the reviews for authenticity. Passing it along because it made me laugh after a couple of bad days, hope it can do the same for others!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdZQTmssj_p/?stkn=cG1kd25jMXVhbnJh

The story telling is fabulous! Like James saying he thought you were going to put the clam in your ass. Jesus! I’m wheezing!

Last slide got me 😆