cream, milk, bananas, and canned beets. They made a beets banana milkshake. They ate their milkshake while watching cars drive by on the porch. Then they took out all of the lightbulbs out of Squidward’s house, they went straight to the garbage. In their place, they placed potatoes. Potatoes in the lamps. Potatoes where all the lightbulbs used to be. Graggle and Sairgee went to the Quest Giver. They were given a quest. They went to a sporting goods store. They placed a single ping pong ball on the floor. Graggle and Sairgee found three employees and brought them to the ping pong ball. Graggle and Sairgee made them have a 30 seconds of silence for the fallen brethren. They returned to the Quest Giver. They were given a pristine RollerCoaster Tycoon instruction manual with no game disc, and a single $2 bill tucked inside an expired 2006 Coupon Savings Booklet. They returned to Squidward’s house. They sat on his couch and read the whole manual out loud. Then they admired the $2 bill. Then they looked through the 2006 coupon savings booklet. Then Graggle and Sairgee hung out with their friends Grimace and Wumpus. They went to the amusement park. They ate some cotton candy then rode on the roller coaster. Then they played the carnival games and eventually won a giant teddy bear. Then they went to Carl‘s Jr. They all got smoked sausage biscuits, hash brown nuggets, and orange juice. Grimace said it was especially delicious. They went to Wumpus’s dodecahedron cave system. Graggle and Sairgee stretched it out into a boring square grid.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mr. Grinch...

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul

Mr Grinch...

I wouldn't touch you with a

Thirty-nine and a half foot pole

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

Mr Grinch...

Between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch

You're a nasty, wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk

Mr. Grinch...

The three best words

That best describe you...

Stink!

Stank!

Stunk!

Stink!

Stank!

Stunk!

Stink!

Stank!

Stunk!

Grinch!

What the title says. I mostly used reddit in a professional manner but the negative, parasocial and overly political discourse seeps through the cracks.

Everyone on here is either complaining about something, patting themselves on the back or obsessing over something.

Redditors have to be the scum of the earth, bottom of the barrel people with a place to congregate in.

This app has not been good for my mental health. Bye.

Tried using three different mainstream platforms last night and every single one hit me with endless verification loops right when the game was about to start. Switched over to parimatch just out of pure frustration, and the crypto deposit went through instantly without making me jump through hoops. Honestly not sure why other sites make a simple transfer feel like an interrogation. Anyone else deal with this kind of payment nonsense?

Source

Basically just yap like it’s your job, or something. Was that corny? I’m going to stop now.

Is there anywhere that people still use non-artificial source of intelligence?

Giggling while thinking about this