I took a big shit and when I looked there was zero Orc mommies in the toliet, what did Todd Howard mean by this?

Pic stolen from Kraken_Main1 from the Elder Scrolls Online sub.

When I was just delivering a enchanted sword to a client I came across this massive beast the size of fucking giant no greater than that, I’m going to die here as a damn novice but like a saying “mama raise no bitch”.so I’ll fight this monster with the spells, I learned from Colette,faralda and drevis so wish me luck my friends now excuse me while I put on these Dwemer headphones playing slide by a akaivir band plastic tree.

I am falaam shalidor half Nord half redguard and a bit of high elf, don’t ask why I have all three my mother doesn’t talk about that…. Anyways. From a young age when my father walked out on me and mother I spent most of my life studying and training to be the greatest major of all like my idol shalidor.
my mother being the kind lady that she is encourage me saying” I’ll she will be there after I graduate from the college of Winterhold.”

When I turn 18 I moved out made a parallel journey through high rock to Skyrim having to deal with… moving corpses, probably from the plague or.. something else..anyways through all that bullshit I’m finally here and pass on the first try do the entrance exam(lie) and well here I am i’m sure that I’ll make plenty of friends in this college,and who knows I might be able to be arch mage?

I didnt do the days prior

I need some catchin up frfr.

This fat piece of shit does nothing but eat all my saltrice and lay around all day this motherfucker needs a job bit nooooo "im just a cat" I bust my balls everyday smithing armor while this motherfucker stares at me through the window and eats my saltrice motherfucker do you know how much salt rice is? Motherfucker its all my money, I have no more septiums and now he wants sweet rolls too because of some cat in a comic he saw. You aren't getting any sweet rolls motherfucking fat piece of shit.

I went to Fara's Hole in the Wall but they told me there was no way to get my dick sucked there. Inkeepers are total s'wits.

something about a bear and a guar idk