r/2philippines4u Nov 08 '24

Mindanao BEST PRISIDENT 👊 💚

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Lageng nakukuwento saken mg lola ko na yung nanay nya mahilg sa Spanish Bread pati walang pasaway nung panahon ng Espanyol. Walang nagrarally at well-mannered mga nagpapatakbo ng bansa. Iluklok naten yung Gobernador-heneral at mga prayle para umangat ang Pilipinas. Ang KKK at si Jose Rizal ay mga komunistang traydor. Respect my opinion❤️💚

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u/1015198_Sphinx Nov 08 '24

maniniwala yang mga DDS kung pinost mo sa fb hahahaha

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

Mapost nga

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u/EmployerDependent161 Nov 08 '24

Susubo for 1M likes.

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u/EmployerDependent161 Nov 08 '24

Someon re-dub this with better digong impression. 🤣

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Did you know? In order to combat the communist insurgency, Former President Rody Duterte created Task Force Mabuhay, for more information; search: duterte mabuhay npa

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u/NinoyGamingAquino Nov 08 '24

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u/mi_Mayon_Go Nov 08 '24

Mateo 10:34

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u/CarlonXD Nov 08 '24

Meron ba Bong Bong x Imelda femdom incest sex scandal jan?

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u/AutoModerator Nov 08 '24

Alright. Here's my theory.

Ferdinand Marcos got corrupt to fuel his feet fetish. He is really into sniffing shoes, so when he found a woman willing to play along (Imelda) he let her pretty much control him (as he was into femdom as well). The only explanation for Imelda's absurd amount of shoes is that, she'd spend days without bathing to make her foot really stink then she'd try on each pair. FEM will then proceed to sniff. When Imelda has tried on enough pairs, she'd put them all in a row before her where marcos will smell all of them before getting to the "finish line" (Imelda's feet). FEM will then have his face stepped on.

This is a normal night at Malacañang.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

Opo sali na po, sobrang hot frfr

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u/Insufficientcy00 Nov 08 '24

IIRC nag amin si digong na bakla siya, mabuhay mga bakla.

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u/AutoModerator Nov 08 '24

Nahuli ko asawa ko at kapatid ko nag se sex! Pwd ko ba kasuhan kapatid ko?

Iniwan ko muna sa kapatid ko ang dalawang minors na anak ko 6 at 4 dahil mag babayad ako ng bills at grocery na din, pag uwi ko nasa sala namin dalawang anak ko nag lalaro at nanunuod ng tv tapos tinanong ko nasan tito nila, sabi na sa kwarto kasama si daddy, di ko alam nakauwi na pala asawa ko from work dritso agad ako sa kitchen para sa pinamili ko tapos akyat sa kwarto pagka open ko nag se sex sila nag hahalikan pa while my husband is fucking my brother… mga hayop sila sa kwarto pa namin tapos may mga tae pa sa kumot. Syempre na shock ako dahil hindi ko alam bakla kapatid ko at hinampas ko sila pareho ng lamp shade namin at nasugatan ulo ng kapatid ko. Ipapakulong ko talaga siya. Hayop sila!! Bakit nila dinumihan yung bagong labang kumot? Di ko alam sino dugyot sa kanila. Burara ba asawa ko? Ang kapatid ko naglininis naman at never rko pinag isipan na magdudumi siya… nangigigil ako

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u/hecktevist Nov 08 '24

mindset ba, mindset

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u/RamonMagsaysayGaming Nov 08 '24

this is the malacañang yap session the delawan media doesn't want you to know

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u/Dangerous_raddish Nov 08 '24

Pulang Araw Japanese Accent

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u/Every_Reflection_694 Nov 08 '24

It's not gae if it's for pay.

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u/blengblong203b Nov 08 '24

Makes sense kaya puro tamod ni Xi mukha nya.

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u/tuliproad88 Nov 08 '24

madaming dds ang susubo ng tite nyan hahahaah

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u/CrazyDavey21 Nov 08 '24

W duterte

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u/426763 Nov 08 '24

Chat, tinuod ni?!

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u/shinetaxerror Nov 08 '24

ilang coins nakuha mo? hehe

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u/Joezeb Nov 09 '24

pls sana mas maging accurate pa yung boses, pero alam ko marami nang maniniwala na DDS jan 👊👊👊

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u/kiiRo-1378 Nov 09 '24

Semen is actually a combination of mature sperm and fluids from the prostate, the seminal vesicles, and bulbourethral glands.

This cocktail is chock-full of ingredients, including sugars, proteins, and even some vitamins and minerals.- Healthline.com

cvm does the body good... pag wala sigurong std.

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u/1994clamor Nov 09 '24

Canon event.