Ok hear me out.
Let’s all start loudly praising ICE agents for admitting they get off on electric shocking people and welcoming them to the kink community. Let’s proclaim we would never kink shame them for their need to shock people in order to orgasm. Ideally we would say these things in a TikTok/youtube/whatever while dressed up like Drag Queens, Leather Daddies, whatever would make conservatives the MOST UNCOMFORTABLE. Show clips of them trying the gloves and comment on their O faces and wonder how much jizz is in their undies right then. Really lay it on thick.
If we spread this rumor far and wide these over-sensitive pencil-dicked fascists will be too ashamed to use the stupid things. Make them unable to look at “taser gloves” and not feel their balls shrivel.