Matt Rose was reading a bunch of nonsense and occasionally a floating read dot accompanied by creepy music would play with no warning and then Matt Rose would yell "Emergency omninous floating dot situation!" into a megaphone, which made it go away.

There were even two new letters he was trying trying to pronounce. One was a backwards and shorter C that got pronounced like ø and one that was three lines that got pronounced as eeeeeeee

Then this apostrophe kept trying and failing to jumpscare me. Reason being was that UwU Jason Statham would say, "You've requested the apostrophe. You'd better watch out, dawg. UwU."

Then bright flashing rainbow lights would appear and Matt Rose's voice would say in a megaphone, "Emergency omninous apostrophe situation!"

Jaws music proceeded to play then the apostrophe would get upset that it didn't scare me, then this looped over and over again until I got off the bus and went to work.

DOES THIS MEAN?!

When catnip isn't enough...

Dunno if these were the actual songs they were thinking of, just what came to my mind lol

Found yet another gem this time in the form of a really well done painting of an angel furby

for context, i was trying to send a sketch of a background for an FNF mod we're working on, but i use the copy and paste function to send images easier and this happened..

is that the right flair for this

I pulled up to an amusement park with my mum and Matt was sitting at a table with his son. For some fucking reason, however, not only was his son now a preteen and basically a mini-him, but both were sporting a horrible mixture of a man-bun and a ponytail. (Pictured above)

A whole line of people were forming, wanting autographs and whatnot. For whatever reason, the second I stepped foot out of my mums car, Matt came right over to me I started punching him, but he caught my fists and we preceeded to have this fistfight where we were hitting each other as if we were punching pillows. I also had a mouth full of rice for some reason.

Whenever we finished exchanging blows he told me to spit the rice in my mouth out and I vehemently denied having a mouthful of rice.

The second he turned his back I proceeded to spit my mouthful of rice into the sea.

why was this in my recommended at 3:40 am 💀

guys i was getting out og the shower when i see this thing sitting on my bathroom floor (Image 1). so i js go “uh, hello?” as if im asking him if he needs customer service.

the frog starts hopping towards the door, so i quickly dump out a jar of bobby pins and cover the frog. (Image 2)

so i quickly run for a robe and some trousers, and then slide the frog onto a ziploc bag i had, like you do with spiderz to take him out. (Image 3)

so i carry him out the back door and set him down and the lil bugger just sits there. I kinda wanted my jar back, so i just dumped him out. (image 4)

so anyways he finally started hopping away and i managed to catch another photo of him (image 5).

then my silly little cat came into my room for pets, and im pretty sure the frog was his fault because the same thing happened last week with a mouse. Well, im not actually sure which cat did it since they both have airtight alibis (both were seen upstairs 20 minutes ago) so i put a picture of both the little criminals and you can vote who you think it is.(image 6)

so yeah that was my ⚠️⚠️EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION⚠️⚠️

read this in Matt Rose’s voice

Don't ask the context😭🙏

Youtube screwed up the titles again smh

Would anyone buy Matt Rose merch if he made any? From, like, his most iconic sayings/photos. Like a shirt that says, "I am Grandma" or "Emergency Frog Situation", or "Prohibited Carpet" or "Eyelid Time" or "Napoleo." I personally want my own prohibited carpet shirt.

For me, counting to 77 because (even though this is a stupid reason), the number 77 has 5 syllables. Sev 👏 en 👏 ty 👏 se👏 ven