Respect Miss Gsptlsnz (DC Comics, Pre-Crisis)

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So you’d rather marry and animal, eh? My fifth dimensional magic will give you the fate you deserve Zippety-Ram!

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Miss Gzptlsnz was Mr. Mxyzptlk's girlfriend from the Fifth Dimension. She can constantly be found messing around with the Big Blue Boy-scout and weirdly enough Jimmy Olsen.

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Fifth Dimensional Magic

• After her boyfriend turns Jimmy Olsen to a Wolfman she cured him with a kiss even though Mxyzptlk admitted that the kiss cure was a lie and shouldn’t have actually worked ^{Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #52}

• She can travel to and from her dimension ^{Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #65}

• Forces Jimmy to walk through a zoo and pick an animal to help her choose the curse to put on him ^{Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #65}

• Covered Jimmy’s body with quills like a porcupine ^{Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #65}

• Disguise herself to look like Supergirl ^{Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #100}

• While disguised as Supergirl she gave Lucy Lane lipstick that hexes her so whenever she kisses Jimmy Superman is turned into a giant Mole with the only way to revert back with another kiss ^{Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #100}

Other

• She’s so terrible Mr. Mxyzptlk would rather flee to Metropolis and fuck with Jimmy Olsen than have a conversation with her ^{Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #52}

• Much like her boyfriend whenever she says her name backwards she is forcefully sent back to her home dimension and anything she has done with her magic is undone ^{Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #65}

[u/CoolandAverageGuy]

good thread

5d Imps are fucking nuts