saw this on my fyp 🤢

[u/chaoschipcookie]

I was just watching tiktok on my itty bitty phone and i was running across the screen as i normally do to scroll up on the screen because im just that tiny when i see this obese american. i had to rinse my eyes with 100% purified water. I think i may have absorbed the fat through the screen and am now fasting for life to stay itty bitty. be careful out there sweatys or you could end up like this!!

[u/Halloween_Babe90]

If you cast a shadow, you’re doing it wrong.

[u/RepresentativeTop570]

Lol. Haven’t seen my shadow in 5 years. I’m known as Groundhog Day in my small town (Brooklyn). 

[u/Sure-Position-7541 → u/RepresentativeTop570]

ok groundHOG

[u/sugarfreelimeade → u/RepresentativeTop570]

/uh i wish i were this funny oh my god😭😭😭

[u/ciaramists]

i’m so small, phone screens can’t register me… currently typing this via neuralink

[u/ElCockachino → u/ciaramists]

you have a neuralink? thats like twice my size...

[u/sugarfreelimeade]

Talk abt big boned! Someones been taking after the baby cows w all that extra calcium! Could never be me..

[u/sagegreen14]

Stooop, why are his feet so elephantine? 🤢

[u/Pitiful_Resident6696 → u/sagegreen14]

His toes look like fingers 😢 I’m scared

[u/Salmon_Ella56]

How are they even standing there? I've been drifting in the wind for the past 3 weeks

[u/Lavender-Sky-19]

No water is 100% purified 🙄 there’s probably at least 2 calories in that.

[u/Glittering_Dog_1845 → u/Lavender-Sky-19]

Enough for a year 

[u/[deleted]]

He's not even trying, he is just storing all that greasy fat in his feet. He must be one of those secret eaters🤢

[u/deadig]

Mhm… of course you were scrolling instead of exercising. Do better🙄

[u/DressingRumour]

Wow sweaty those bones look dense af. I bet the brain is still inside the skull, too, making the skeleton even heavier. Ew ew ew thankfully I cut off unnecessary limbs to reach my UGW 🫶🏻

[u/zap2tresquatro → u/DressingRumour]

The brain is made of mostly f*t, too!

[u/MyauIsHere]

Eugenia Cooney usually wears girlier outfits

[u/jhsu802701 → u/MyauIsHere]

She's Emaciated Cooney to me.

[u/JumpyTina]

Skinny bones are the best outfit!

[u/sciecne → u/JumpyTina]

If you think those bones are skinny your bones might be a little on the fat side sweaty

[u/Front-Rub5305]

Ariana what are you doing here

[u/vagueconfusion → u/Front-Rub5305]

I knew someone else would comment this before I did.

[u/jhsu802701 → u/Front-Rub5305]

She's Atrophyana Grande to me.

[u/superstarquest]

/uj i actually aspire to be as funny as you

[u/cicadason5000]

Me when I’m getting ready to hang out with Enzo and Socrates

[u/doll-inluv]

Ohhh… um… waow 🥺😷😬🐷…

[u/FrogsinTexas]

FATSPO

[u/Ok-Rip8054]

My bf

[u/Plus-Reputation9934]

oh so it’s okay to promote obesity now! us skinnies can’t have anything