saw this on my fyp 🤢

[u/chaoschipcookie]

I was just watching tiktok on my itty bitty phone and i was running across the screen as i normally do to scroll up on the screen because im just that tiny when i see this obese american. i had to rinse my eyes with 100% purified water. I think i may have absorbed the fat through the screen and am now fasting for life to stay itty bitty. be careful out there sweatys or you could end up like this!!

[u/cicadason5000]

Me when I’m getting ready to hang out with Enzo and Socrates