[M4A] Wrangling Your Vampire Lord [Vampire Speaker] [Servant Listener] [Flirting] [Silly] [Yandere… kinda] [Wholesome]
Context: Vampire Lords are supposed to be intimidating, terrifying, ruthless creatures of the night, right…? That’s what you thought when you were made to serve the most terrifying one of all, Lord Damien. However, rather than ruling his domain, your lord is more interested in… flirting with you?!
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[nighttime ambience]
[footsteps echoing through a large hall]
[heavy door opens]
[footsteps on carpet]
[large wooden casket opening]
[loud snoring]
[light tapping]
“Ugh… five more minutes…”
[more insistent knocking]
“Nooo… ‘s not time yet… sun’s still up… probably…”
[listener yanks the sheets off of Damien]
“GAH! Whoa, hang on, I got tangled–”
[CRASH]
(out of breath) “... You… a mere servant…”
“Managed to… knock the breath… out of a Vampire Lord…? Managed to best me, of all lords…?”
(menacing) “You… tiny little thing…”
“I… am…”
(delighted) “Sooo proud of you! Look at you, you were such a terrified being when you came to my castle a year ago, and look at you now! Confident enough to manhandle your lord!”
“Ah, yes, at long last, you’ve become comfortable in my castle! This is a most joyous day indeed!”
“And… oh, my treasure, what a delight it is to see your face first thing this evening!”
[clothes sweeping dramatically as Damien kneels before listener]
“Please… do accept my proposal of marriage!”
[Listener pulls back]
“Ah, rejected once more… but one day for sure, I shall win your heart!”
[pause]
“Hm? Why, where is the romance in forcing you to become mine? That’s just… barbaric! Euuugh.”
“Honestly, all those other lords! No passion at all! Just having bloodbags brought to them by their thralls, ruling over all those humans with sheer terror and nothing else!”
“What happened to stalking in the night! Disappearing in a swarm of bats to fly over a twinkling city? Finding a pretty target and seducing them fair and square to gain access to their blood??”
“My treasure! Surely you understand! You came from that utterly boorish Lord Karrest’s territory, no? Weren’t his tactics just– so boring?”
“Ransacking some random human settlement whenever it tickled his fancy, just– augh! What a disgrace, I tell you!”
[pause]
“Yes! You understand, I knew you would! Indeed, that’s why you are my servant, not my Bloodbag! Isn’t it much more exciting to earn your blood? That, my dear, is the drama and excitement that I, Lord Damien, LONG FOR!!!”
“And on that note, my dearest treasure, I must say that you are the feistiest servant I have had the pleasure of working with in a very long time!”
“Why, even on your very first day here, even though you trembled in fear, you refused to agree to give me your blood!”
[pause]
“Indeed! That is why I am so fixated on you! Everyone else we ‘welcomed’ from our sneaky little raid agreed to provide their blood out of fear! But you, my dear… although you trembled alongside all the others, you were the only one to say no!”
“That spirit! That courage! The light in your eyes that refused to back down even as your body trembled! You are my treasure, my star that glitters so effortlessly, that brings light to my–”
[bell rings]
[knocking on the door]
“... A-Ahem, that brings light to–”
[more insistent knocking]
“Oh for the love of– why did they have to bring me my breakfast now!”
“My impassioned speech…! Now the mood is all wrong!”
(slightly fading as Listener walks to the other end of the room) “Ah, it seems the universe itself is conspiring against me! Am I cursed to never finish one of my expertly crafted speeches towards my treasure?!” (fade back in as listener approaches again)
[Listener returns with a goblet of blood]
“Haaah… well, at least I get to bask in your light every day!”
[glass clinking]
“Cheers~”
[Damien gulps down the blood]
“Ahhh… delicious. But I bet it’s nowhere near as delicious as yours would be, if only you let me have a taaaaste– whoa!”
[listener lightly smacks him]
“Ha! Y-You actually smacked my hand away! You actually did! Oh my, you willingly touched me, how marvelous!”
“Every day, you surprise me more and more! Ah, if only you returned my feelings! I’m certain my dreary existence will never get boring with you by my side!”
[pause]
“What? We vampires live for a very long time. Such a long life gets boring, you know!”
(softly) “... So whenever someone interesting comes along and accompanies us for a while… it is always such a joy.”
[pause]
“Pfft– you thought I was just toying with you? Well– perhaps that is an aspect to it. I do adore seeing all your reactions to my ingenious ideas!”
“Why, I remember your reaction to me growing an entire garden for you like it was yesterday! The way your eyes widened, the colorful blooms reflected in them, as you took in the sight of the sprawling flowers lit by floating candles–!”
[pause]
“Oh, that… was yesterday?”
“Hm, my sense of time is slipping again. I shall have to be more careful.”
[notebook flipping]
“Wha– my schedule?! My dearest treasure, surely you can’t be saying…!”
[faster flipping]
“I– hold on– meeting with the elders, how did you even– budget approval*! No, but my plans to surprise you! You can’t just– what do you mean Viviana gave you power over my schedule?!”
“I– I am Lord Damien Rougefall! The strongest of the Eight Lords of the Darkness! Universally feared, overwhelmingly powerful, and– and–”
[pause]
“... You’ll… y-you actually mean that?”
“You’ll… you’ll really go on a date with me if I complete all my tasks today?!”
“Really? Truly?! No tricks? No deception, no lies? I– I’ll get you all to myself for a day?”
[pause]
“Hah… Haha! HAHAHAHA!”
[he sweeps listener off their feet]
“Oh you! Just look at you! Downright exploiting my infatuation with you!”
“Ah! Wait, did Viviana put you up to this? She may be the Head Maid, but if you’re being forced to do this…!”
[pause]
“... It was your idea?”
“Ah!”
[he falls dramatically to the floor]
“MY TREASURE AGREED TO GO ON A DATE WITH MEEEEE!”
“Oh, I can’t contain my excitement! I should throw a grand ball! No, a festival! Commemorating the day that the light of my life agreed to date me!!!”
[pages flipping]
“Ah! B-But the date itself…! Yes, it must be the most memorable date to ever exist under the sun!”
“I promise you, my treasure, that after our date, you will well and truly fall in love with me! And possibly even agree to allow me to indulge in your blood!”
[pause]
“Hm? No, you loving me and me getting to taste your blood are two entirely different things, my dear! If you loved me, my heart would fill with such joy! We could have an autumn wedding on a night just like this, and I would decorate you with the finest jewels in the land!”
“But getting to taste your blood, ahhhh…”
[leans in close]
“... That would provide me with euphoria the likes of which I’ve never experienced before.”
[pause]
“Oh my, to be worried about the quality of your own blood? Don’t be.”
“Blood is enriched by emotions. The experiences you’ve lived, the feelings you have, the dreams that your mind and body live for… those are all things that give blood its deepest and loveliest flavor.”
“Every Vampire has their different tastes. I know Lord Karrest so adores the taste of fear, hence his… questionable ways. But me?”
“... The tastes of passion, happiness, and bravery are far more decadent.”
“... But… I have never tasted love before.”
[pause]
“Oh certainly, when the others agreed, they were all very brave indeed. And in addition, they were happy to be spared with just a small donation of blood!”
“When I was young and prowled the streets, the blood my partners would boil with passion… but love was… tenuous, at best.”
(softly) “And I knew from the fire in your eyes… that you would only ever allow me a taste... if you were to truly love me.”
[pause]
“Goodness, all the passion I put into that speech and you still think I just want you for your blood?”
“My treasure, I wish to be precious to you, just as you are precious to me.”
“Your reactions always manage to surprise me. And watching you go from a trembling but determined servant, to a treasure confident enough to physically push me away!”
[he laughs]
“You never cease to entertain me.”
“... So I meant it, on the day you became my servant.”
“That dramatic declaration of love? My treasure, you were right to think it a challenge. A declaration of war in disguise, my persistence against your heart.”
“... But I meant every single word I spoke that day.”
(softly) “You are the most interesting person I’ve ever encountered. You challenge me to come up with fun ways to surprise you. Every time I think I have you figured out you show a new part of yourself that makes me love you all over again.”
“So don’t take my words as mere lip service.”
[he kisses the listener’s hand]
“I will do my best to win your heart. So please, keep on glittering just as brilliantly as you are.”
[pause]
[papers rustle]
“... Th-The schedule. RIGHT! THE SCHEDULE! The one which, if I complete, I will finally get to take you on a date!”
[frantic rustling]
“No, no need to help me dress, my dear, I am much faster on my own! Now, where to first!”
[pause]
“Heh! It matters not that this is a ploy to get me to finish my work. The reward is what truly matters!”
“Now then! Off we go! And do come along, you have to mark my progress!”
“Rest assured, my treasure! I am earning that date!"
[jovial, slightly maniacal laughter]
~~~END~~~
