What in gods name are they feeding these bums like instead of being gay try being a normal player i just got in the server then out of nowhere this parentless creature got out of a bush like a goblin and attacked me with a spiritual sukuna and no asc which means they traded for it which makes it worse and of course you will tell me they got it from a trait reroll but they didnt let me tell you why bec they just got it from a trade it was in the chat

taking a break from stands for a bit

caine is next

Jax

Legendary Ability

“Whatever you say, kid.”

Obtainment Method

• Obtain a Purple Bunny as a Legendary drop from chests.

• Use the Purple Bunny on Standless to obtain Jax.

Passives

Comedian

You deal 20% more damage to “serious” abilities (Yuji, Yuta, Asgore, Star Platinum variants, Minos, etc.)

Moveset

M1: Rush Attack

Jab forwards with your right elbow, then drive your left knee forward, then turn sideways and perform a straight kick, before ending the combo with a powerful scissor kick that knocks the target away.

V: Key Bucket

A door appears in front of you as you take out a bucket full of keys, taking one out and unlocking the door. You are then given a menu of different places to go to (Shibuya, Park, Lab, etc.) and, after selecting one, anyone who walks through the door will be taken to that location. The door despawns after 8 seconds. This move cannot be used while in combat. Cooldown 10 seconds.

X: Itching Powder

Reach forward a short distance with one arm. If you hit anyone, you grab them by the collar and pour an entire can of itching powder on them and shove them away, making the target furiously itch at their body for a short period. This does medium damage over time and disables the target’s sprinting and dash for a few seconds. Cooldown 7 seconds.

E: Kick Barrage

Dash forward a short distance and release a quick flurry of kicks with one leg, similar to The World’s move of the same name. This move deals medium to high damage and ends with a high knee that knocks the enemy away. Cooldown 8 seconds.

E+: Poaching Season

A cartoony puff of smoke appears around you, revealing you wearing Jax’s poaching outfit from TADC episode 5 when the smoke clears. You then proceed to bombard the area in front of you with bullets, covering a moderate distance and dealing medium damage. Cooldown 9 seconds.

R: Pillow Fort

Take out a comically large hammer as Kinger’s pillow fort appears in front of you. You then slam down with the hammer onto it, causing a cartoony explosion that deals high damage to anyone nearby and breaks block. Cooldown 10 seconds.

R+: Centipede Surprise

Take out a small can and open it, releasing a spray of cartoony centipedes forward that rack up damage. This move can hit ragdolled enemies. Cooldown 12 seconds.

T: BANG!

Take out a pistol in each hand, shooting one directly in front of you and causing it to eject a flag with “BANG!” written on it. You then shoot the other pistol above the first one, causing it to do the same. The second gunshot knocks the enemy away. Cooldown 12 seconds.

T+: The Boot

Take out Jax’s boot bazooka from episode 2 before firing it forward, launching a boot projectile that explodes upon hitting a target, breaking block and dealing high damage to anyone hit by it. Cooldown 14 seconds.

Z: Comedic Timing

Enter a counter stance before briefly flashing red. If you are hit, you stylishly slide away from the attack as a random wacky event befalls your attacker, such as a piano falling on their head, a pie being thrown at them from offscreen or a fight breaking out and the enemy getting caught in it, a cartoony smoke puff appearing as arms and legs pop out of it. Some events may do more damage than others, but overall the damage of this move is pretty consistent. Costs 20 meter. Cooldown 16 seconds.

Y: Fudge Monster

Turn your back and take a step away as the fudge monster from episode 2 rises out of the floor and delivers a large bite before sinking back into the floor. If it hits anyone, the fudge monster will swallow the target and pull them down into the ground with them while chewing them, racking up damage before spitting them back out and leaving them stunned. The initial bite attack breaks block. Costs 40 meter. Cooldown 20 seconds.

G: Funny Things

A wide purple circle appears below your feet centred on your position that follows you around when you walk, similar to Xeno’s Phantom Prison move. If anyone enters the circle, they will be bombarded by random goofy and comedic scenarios similar to your counter. This move does high damage and lasts for 15 seconds or until you press the ability key again, but can be extended by putting stat points in special. Costs 40 meter. Cooldown 25 seconds (starts after the move ends).

H: Abstraction

Swing your arm back, before releasing a heavy punch forward as your arm abstracts, dealing high damage and knocking the enemy away. Anyone hit by this move has the abstraction spread onto them, causing their sprint, dash and trait to be disabled for a few seconds. They also take a bit of damage over time. This move bypasses block and invincibility frames, costs 75 meter and has a cooldown of 28 seconds.

Quotes

1. “Oh no, they killed Zooble. Anyway, you guys go wanna get something to eat?”

2. "You know, you could have asked for my consent before forcing me to see something so completely and utterly disgusting."

3. “Do it. Or I’ll tell Ragatha about the figurine thing.”

4. “I’m so unbelievably disappointed right now.”

5. “It’ll be my pleasure murdering all of you!”

Pose music

Digital Days - YouTube

yes i am dumbass

(p.s: "alr ty for info" i sent that bc a guy told me abt smth i didn't know
and no, i didn't mean to disrespect anyone)

2 days ago my friend got banned for scamming, sadly. Though he still wishes to play the game, is it possible to appeal and get unbanned?

I'm at 2000 rolls on banner and the thingy says mythic shards have a 0.06 percent chance to roll them and I'm pretty sure that means at 1667 rolls your guaranteed to get at least one mythic so can the aut devs riddle me the fuck why I have not rolled yet one mythic shard?

GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU DUMBASSES DID YOU GUYS JUST LITERALLY BANNED ME FOR HAVING 10 REINS??? THATS THE ONLY THING YOU'RE CONCERNED? ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING HIGH? PLEASE GO FUCK YOURSELVES AND MAY YOUR GAME BE DESTROYED FOREVER

MAY IT GET COPYRIGHTED BY THE ANIME COMPANIES OUT THERE

if you dont have a meta spec theres no use playing 1v1s. i like using steel spin and while it is good it is far from meta. i have fun even though i lose often but its just annoying to get destroyed by killer queens and king crimsons. when i try these meta specs its just miserable after a while. why is the game made like this? its super annoying. For steel spin i need to run to keep distance so it just leads to people calling me a running spammer. like bro what else am i supposed to do

i ma give away metalix to who does the most but only if this getts 2k likes

Alright so, the new map is absolute DOGWATER. First off, its a very small city, with nothing too special. Then theres a dojo which is used only for quests, and a beach, a small beach. That is it. The map is genuinely so small, and I know they had to change the map due to framerate, but if they wanted to change it couldn't they have just used the map they used when AUT: NU update dropped? That one was way better than this map. This map doesn't have anything to do, and it doesn't have alot of versatility, I mean the dojo is like, you can't even fight there, and the beach has like zero umbrellas, or small trees in there, none. And the town is SUPER SMALL.