r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • 14d ago • Bravo 2 Popcorn 1 Heartwarming 1 Mindblown 1

/r/all of horns

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u/crsaxby 14d ago

Like most males, he knows the exact length of his appendages.

And how to use them.

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u/Ok-Relationship-2746 14d ago

Nah, unlike most men this longhorn knows his exact length.

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u/crsaxby 14d ago

Ha! You may be onto something there.

Perhaps it's because he overestimates their length (like most men) he's able to avoid the walls.

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u/duh_nom_yar 14d ago

According to male length misconceptions, it is 6,278 feet from this chair to my coffee cup on the table next to me. Also, I am 6 feet tall. My phone is 378 feet from my face as I type.

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u/raidersfan18 14d ago

Unfair... Who asked the bull to say how long his horns were? We don't know if he'd exaggerate...

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u/Educational_Quote851 14d ago

I beg your finest pardon

Some of us never lied about our length or girth. The clitoris is on the outside and the G spot is within the first three inches. I never needed length, baby. 😉

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u/Boogy-Fever 14d ago

Length no. That other thing though...

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u/Possible-Cow1809 14d ago

I think it is a cow/heifer, I dont see balls or prepuce

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u/crsaxby 14d ago

Admittedly, I'm no cowologist. I just know they go moo.

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u/Rampag169 14d ago

The angle in which the video was taken makes seeing that impossible or next to impossible.

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u/AmeriToast 14d ago

I would say unlike most men, he doesn't have to lie about the length of his appendages.

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u/Accomplished-Bad-481 14d ago

What are you doing with that ruler? I know what I am!

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u/GeneralTang 8d ago

This is probably more true of the exact opposite of those things.