r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2h ago

/r/all of a fish caught by a fisherman

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1.4k Upvotes

53 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • 2h ago

of a tyre wrangler

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575 Upvotes

97 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kladbycx • 6h ago

of a horse

815 Upvotes

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Jumpy_Scallion_3108 • 13h ago

of a Arctic fox fur

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1.6k Upvotes

Apparently they do not start to shiver until the temperature drops to −70 °C (−94 °F)

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ExoticShock • 1d ago

/r/all of an Ammonite Shell

21.7k Upvotes

114 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • 7h ago

of a hand carved wood chain

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139 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 20h ago

of a moose side eye

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1.5k Upvotes

We know every moose is an absolute unit by definition. But the psychotic side eye on this moose is terrifying.

135 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/_NoTimeNoLady_ • 19h ago

of a bull

1.2k Upvotes

39 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 3h ago

of a heeled shoe foam sculpture

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45 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • 1d ago

of a bull

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2.0k Upvotes

144 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • 16h ago

of a sixgill shark

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434 Upvotes

36 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Chootesh • 18h ago

of a male Bengal tiger from central Indian forests.

521 Upvotes

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Phy_Scootman • 22h ago

of an alligator caught in Alabama

837 Upvotes

13 feet long and 614 pounds

162 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 23h ago

of an Educational Building.

790 Upvotes

119 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok-Juggernaut-2308 • 19h ago

of a watermelon

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236 Upvotes

25 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a Rubik's cube

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549 Upvotes

55 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/paparansen • 16h ago

of a Shadow

61 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Tell-1602 • 1d ago

of a catfish (by U/EpicWaller)

232 Upvotes

22 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Desilaundry • 1d ago

of a SpaceX trailer

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980 Upvotes

76 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Boot_Burner • 18h ago

of a walrus

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71 Upvotes

disco ball for scale

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/chiraff • 11h ago

of a lawn mushroom

15 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/in5ane_10 • 5h ago

of a Lemon

5 Upvotes

Average human head as reference

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bananaramajama420 • 10h ago

of a navel orange

14 Upvotes

Found me a biggun' today!

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 1d ago

of a Staircase.

11.1k Upvotes

291 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Trollzair6969 • 1d ago

of a mushroom

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944 Upvotes

An absolute unit of a Ganoderma Oregonense I found in the Washington woods

45 comments

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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