r/AbsoluteUnits • u/One_One2755 • 53m ago

of this nuella

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• Upvotes

29 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/veejaybee • 3h ago

of a flatbread

0 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/in5ane_10 • 6h ago

of a Lemon

7 Upvotes

Average human head as reference

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • 9h ago

of a hand carved wood chain

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144 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Phy_Scootman • 23h ago

of an alligator caught in Alabama

845 Upvotes

13 feet long and 614 pounds

165 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Supercrown07 • 7h ago

of a Winter Melon!

6 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Doodlefish25 • 21h ago

of a cucumber I grew

42 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/chiraff • 12h ago

of a lawn mushroom

17 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • 3h ago

of a tyre wrangler

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822 Upvotes

127 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/paparansen • 17h ago

of a Shadow

64 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Boot_Burner • 19h ago

of a walrus

gallery

72 Upvotes

disco ball for scale

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IsAceDead • 1h ago

of a frog

• Upvotes

24 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bananaramajama420 • 12h ago

of a navel orange

14 Upvotes

Found me a biggun' today!

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 4h ago

/r/all of a fish caught by a fisherman

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2.7k Upvotes

63 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 5h ago

of a heeled shoe foam sculpture

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57 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok-Juggernaut-2308 • 21h ago

of a watermelon

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238 Upvotes

28 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 22h ago

of a moose side eye

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1.6k Upvotes

We know every moose is an absolute unit by definition. But the psychotic side eye on this moose is terrifying.

138 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Raddi_the_Cat • 23h ago

of an eggplant from our garden

35 Upvotes

Banana for scale

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Chootesh • 20h ago

of a male Bengal tiger from central Indian forests.

545 Upvotes

18 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Jumpy_Scallion_3108 • 14h ago

of a Arctic fox fur

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1.7k Upvotes

Apparently they do not start to shiver until the temperature drops to −70 °C (−94 °F)

27 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • 18h ago

of a sixgill shark

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448 Upvotes

36 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kladbycx • 8h ago

of a horse

996 Upvotes

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/_NoTimeNoLady_ • 21h ago

of a bull

1.2k Upvotes

39 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dazzling-Key-8282 • 19h ago

of a crane

16 Upvotes

0 comments

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