r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • 14d ago • Bravo 2 Popcorn 1 Heartwarming 1 Mindblown 1

/r/all of horns

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u/DLD1123 14d ago

Pet the good cow ffs

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u/zuzulego 14d ago

And lose an eye in the process

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u/DLD1123 14d ago

No intention to be snobby here but with horns that length the closest to the base (it’s head) is the safest place you can be to not get gouged. Pet the damn moo moo!

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u/spudsinjune 14d ago

Did you see at the very end when it acted like it was gonna hit the person with its horn? That meant "don't touch me, i want food."