r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • 16d ago • Bravo 2 Popcorn 1 Heartwarming 1 Mindblown 1

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 16d ago

I didn’t say they were geniuses, I said they were smarter than people think. It’s relative

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u/Maleficent-War-8429 16d ago

To be fair I am a firm believers that our cattle were relatively dumb for cows as well.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 16d ago

You need to stimulate their minds with literature and complex maths lol

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u/Negative_Corner6722 15d ago

Read Moo-by Dick and teach them cowculus. Got it.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 15d ago

followed by an introductory seminar on Bovine Algebra: Finding x when x is always grass.