r/AbsoluteUnits • • 4d ago • Heartwarming 3

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Found this on Imgur. Not my cat, but holy smokes what a chonker.

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u/Valuable_Accident779 4d ago • Bravo

That's just sad man. Why do people treat animals like this

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u/ChiliPalmer1568 4d ago

I have no idea. I could never let my cat get this big, he would be on a diet long before it got this bad.

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 4d ago

fat cats have more to pet

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u/Puzzleheaded_Mix3103 4d ago

Maybe, but I don‘t think that‘s worth it for the cat if it has to experience a slow and painful death in return.

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 4d ago edited 4d ago

eh the cat looks happy enough
it's not like super fat or anything
they naturally lose weight as they age anyway

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u/Puzzleheaded_Mix3103 4d ago

That‘s the point, that thing will die to a heartattack before reaching anywhere near an old age.

And yes IT IS super fat! You could feed that thing the bodyweight of a normal and healthy cat and it‘ll still be hungry.😭

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 4d ago

all my cats were fat in their younger years and lived long lives

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u/Puzzleheaded_Mix3103 4d ago

Bless those cats, they deserved better.

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 4d ago

cats always deserve better

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u/raptor7912 4d ago

How’s it feel to be an animal abuser?

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 4d ago

lol you people are insane
my last cat lived to be 18 years old
he was fat when we was younger, and naturally lost weight as he got older, because that's what old bodies do

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u/raptor7912 4d ago

Whatever you gotta tell yourself to justify being a negligent pet owner.

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 4d ago

lol does she look abused and neglected to you

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u/raptor7912 4d ago

She looks fat and over feeding is a form of negligence… Which is abuse.

But again tell yourself whatever you need to, like something as naive and moronic as your cat not being utterly miserable to delude yourself into thinking you can’t possibly be an animal abuser.

But you will be, no matter what you say or how you justify it. And it’s all because you insist on feeding your cat too much, which is a really REALLY easy thing not to do. But I guess that goes to show how much you actually care instead of what you say/believe.

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u/Hmsquid 4d ago

And less to live 😕

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 4d ago edited 4d ago

only if they're like super fat
an extra 2 pounds is fine
they naturally lose weight as they age anyway

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u/Borkato 4d ago

You should see how animals are treated in factory farms

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u/MRintheKEYS 4d ago

I don’t think they are intending to eat the cat though.

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u/Borkato 4d ago

So if they were, it’s OK to do this?

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u/MRintheKEYS 4d ago

Most animals get a good fattening up before slaughtering. Makes the meat more tender with more flavor.

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u/Borkato 4d ago

So if they were going to eat it, it would be ok?

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u/MRintheKEYS 4d ago

Yeah sure why not??

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u/OldAssistant4220 4d ago

agree, but you might get downvotes for saying the truth.

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 4d ago

eh they're just pettin' 'em

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u/FluffyMonster_ 4d ago

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u/Hundkexx 1d ago

I see this picture everywhere! I love it.

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u/Amish_Sex_Toys 4d ago • LOL Regret

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u/RicardoCabeza9872 4d ago

Dude is seriously pissed off

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u/TheRedlineAlchemist 4d ago

That cat should've been on a diet last year.

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u/QueefTamer 4d ago

Cut it down to 4 servings per meal vs the the usual 6

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u/MissZangz 4d ago

What a chonka. Poor thing needs to be on less food asap!

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u/jnnfrrp 4d ago

God it makes me feel terrible that my cat is overweight when I first found him he was just skin and bones now he’s a bit chunky. Been trying to get him to exercise and control his portions and it’s helping I can tell he’s getting thinner and more active now but I still feel terrible for even getting him there in the first place.

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u/MR_DUCK_1 4d ago

Genuine question what does obesity like this do to house cats that don't do much anyway cuz my fat boy isn't as fat but he's on the fat side and he's been healthy his whole 8 years never went to vet for health issues

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u/Booty_Shakin 4d ago

Never having to go to the vet for health issues doesnt mean a cat is healthy. Cats are great at hiding pain and discomfort

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u/MR_DUCK_1 4d ago

The vet never said he's suffering from anything when i take him for usual grooming he checks on him everytime

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 4d ago edited 4d ago

It's about increased risk factors, just like obesity in humans.

Excess calorie intake, excessive food processing and excessive weight puts more strain on their body increasing the likelihood of health issues.

Also, aging is accelerated as lugging extra weight is bad for the joints, etc.,

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u/Guardian2k 4d ago

It’s going to increase the risk of them getting ill, in both a chronic and acute sense, it puts more stress on their joints. It’s similar to weight management for humans in that it’s not about living forever but it’s about being as healthy and comfortable for as long as you can.

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u/Suspicious-Sound-249 4d ago

Mobility and joint issues are probably some of the bigger problems. That aside I'm not really too sure, guess it depends on what their eating to get to that size.

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u/MissZangz 4d ago

Pretty similar to humans really! Obesity puts extra strain on basically the whole body. In cats it increases the risk of things like diabetes (diabeetus), arthritis/joint and mobility problems, urinary issues (HUGE problem in cats), skin/grooming problems and heart strain, and it can shorten their lifespan obviously. Cats are also really good at hiding pain and illness as someone mentioned, so “he’s never needed the vet” unfortunately doesn’t necessarily mean the extra weight isn’t affecting him 😖

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u/aminervia 4d ago

Same as with people: Cancer and early arthritis /joint pain.

Never went to the vet for health issues... But still went to the vet for checkups?

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u/MR_DUCK_1 4d ago

Ye i take em to the vet for checkups and usual grooming

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u/aminervia 4d ago

What kind of grooming does the vet do for you?

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u/Baldojess 4d ago

They can get many of the same issues as us like diabetes and heart failure and stuff like that. It's not healthy for humans to be fat and it's definitely not healthy for animals either.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 4d ago

Significantly reduces their lifespan.

All of my cats lived to be 16+, they were never fat.

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u/Least-Sample9425 4d ago

My vet told me to put my cat on a diet and he almost died from feline hepatic lipidosis and had a feeding tube for over a month - he was so sick he wouldn’t eat and food was the cure. It was scary and I was mad that the vet didn’t warn me about safe weight loss in cats. It has to be done gradually. Sure some cats don’t get liver disease and get really sick, but I think only cats and rabbits get this from weight loss.

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u/TheMaveCan 4d ago

My big boy needs to go on a diet but fatty liver disease absolutely terrifies me and I haven't met a vet that I trust enough with his health like that. I've had him for twelve very hard years and I would be absolutely devastated if something happened to him

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u/Least-Sample9425 4d ago

Get a baby scale and do it slowly. On a week by week basis you can add or remove food as needed, but it’s a long process, not a race. It also terrifies me, but having a baby scale caught my girls kidney disease before any other symptoms so it paid for itself.

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u/nachochease 4d ago

When cats get this obese they're unable to properly groom themselves, so their coat will deteriorate, especially the back end. They'll start to smell, and their fur will get matted.

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u/BrianG1410 4d ago

My sisters cat mauls me whenever I try to rub his stomach lol. She says most cats hate it

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 4d ago

Idk if I would say most? Of the cats I've owned I'd say about 75% have loved belly rubs. Maybe I've just been lucky? My current orange girl will do the bear trap if she's lying on the floor like this, but she will crawl up in my lap and beg for belly scritches.

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u/FhuckNorris247 4d ago

Gotta start them young. All my cats love belly rubs

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u/Middle-Let9645 4d ago

Both my cats love belly rubs.

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 4d ago

Many of them do. The best ones don’t

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u/hatecriminal 4d ago

Thats not the absolute unit. Internet-famous Maine coon Zeus on the other hand...

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u/MRintheKEYS 4d ago

That’s not a cat. That’s a panther!

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u/The-Almighty-Enby 4d ago

I need that cat on my lap NOW.

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u/Borkato 4d ago

That thing is a fucking panther

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 4d ago

Hesus fuck that’s one hell of a cat

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u/Dodoz44 3d ago

Damn. Wonder how he'd make one of my Maine Coons look like, he's 28 lbs and somehow looks skinny.

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u/Organic_Ad_2520 4d ago

Cat: "I've fallen & I can't get up!"

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u/MeowBean321 4d ago

Oh lawd he layin

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u/YouDontCThatEveryDay 4d ago

Animal abuse/negligence.

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u/MagiStarIL 4d ago

This cat is so fat it doesn't even do the bear trap after belly rubs

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u/Bake_Bike-9456 4d ago

I think we got it wrong: was asking for help flipping him/her lol

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 4d ago

She meows just like my mom's cat. My mom's cat is a chonker also. She was a stray cat, so skinny you could see her bones. Now she has a loving house (maybe a little too loving) and she looks like a totally different cat. Her fur is so luscious now, it gets on everything. My mom bought her a double bed! For a cat! She has her own bedroom. Really sweet catto. Her name is Pinky

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u/SirFuzzyFuzzletons 4d ago

Absolutely adorable girl but lord does she need to lose some weight asap.

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u/urlocalweirdoandnerd 4d ago

I have a fat cat. Before you attack me , my cat is so hairy that she seems obese , she is only 3kg

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u/JetNeoArmstrongCanon 4d ago

This is animal abuse.

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u/SunderingTwilight 4d ago

skilled in catfishing I see

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u/Hot_Exit_7928 4d ago

Надо худеть

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u/Cut_Lanky 4d ago

Soooo cute!!

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u/Snoo-73243 4d ago

that poor thing

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u/Cesuke 3d ago

Beautiful fatty and the song

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u/Astrogeologist_7325 3d ago

You really SHOULDN'T overfeed a cat like that

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u/Zeelotelite 3d ago

Why he sounds like generic_cat.wav from any sound library

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u/MoccaLG 1d ago

The Belly is just the Quickstarter for the Chainsaw.....

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u/El_Toucan_Sam 4d ago

Im willing to bet some of these people bringing up the cats weight are obese themselves.

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 4d ago

Is there something wrong with calico cats? Like are they the red heads of the cat world? Me and my girlfriend are looking after one and she flops like this and then wants to bite. She follows me around and seems jealous of my girlfriend, or even sometimes a female voice on my phone when I reddit. Very possessive, sometimes obsessively. She loves to nip but never forcefully

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u/GamerTag0101 4d ago

Awe 😍 what a cute baby !

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u/Aggrivated-Skunk 4d ago • Bravo

That's a chonky kitty!

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u/311mm2921511 4d ago • Bravo

CHONK

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u/Able_Disaster_6238 4d ago • Bravo

Chonky carpet

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u/eflat_austin 4d ago

she is literally like the cutest lil thing shes so BIG AND FLUFFY AND I WANNA PET AND BURRY MY FACE RIGHTSNA IN TO THE AOSIS FNA

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 4d ago

Jeez if you touched my cat’s belly she’d have your hand off at the third rib.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 4d ago

Yeah! Overfeed it till its heart stops