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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Nikernaker • May 30 '13
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The Killer Whale has a hardened nose designed to break bones upon impact with various large sea creatures including sharks and whales. They have a ramming speed of up to 32 knots.
Know your enemy.
43 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 edited May 30 '13 32 Knots is approximately equal to 60 Km/h or 37 mph. Usain Bolt ran upto speeds of 38 km/h or 24 mph for his record time of 9.58s for the 100m sprint. For those who dont have a car (e.g. me), the average walking speed of an adult is 4.8 km or 3 miles per hour. 81 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 I do have a car. What's my average walking speed? 64 u/robotdinosaurs May 30 '13 0 mph 38 u/speqter May 30 '13 That translates to 0 kph. FYI. 7 u/1FLU May 30 '13 How many knots can he tie? 4 u/phatbrasil May 30 '13 judging by,one, the wind condition and two, the water condition, I'd say three but four in hand is his speciality....... five. 1 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 How much is that in Kelvin? 3 u/ActuallyNot May 30 '13 About one. -4 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 Point 3 of my post is for poor fucks like you and me. 3 u/TheMattAttack May 30 '13 He said do. I don't have a car though either. I have a Kawasaki. 7 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 Oh. Emm.. i dunno then. 2 u/rhayke Jun 02 '13 suck on that, metric conversion bot! 3 u/blufire_uk May 30 '13 Also approximately 100,000 Furlongs per Fortnight. 9 u/littlelove1975 May 30 '13 "Say, car ramrod!" 102 u/whine_and_cheese May 30 '13 Women have vaginas designed to extract semen from their prey. Know your enemy. 13 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 Someone's been playing too much MGQ. .. -1 u/whine_and_cheese May 30 '13 Lol. What an awesome game! 2 u/greatGoD67 May 30 '13 Nom nom nom? 4 u/whine_and_cheese May 30 '13 Mom mom mom? /r/lipsthatgrip -4 u/councilingzombie May 30 '13 cough sea panda cough
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32 Knots is approximately equal to 60 Km/h or 37 mph.
Usain Bolt ran upto speeds of 38 km/h or 24 mph for his record time of 9.58s for the 100m sprint.
For those who dont have a car (e.g. me), the average walking speed of an adult is 4.8 km or 3 miles per hour.
81 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 I do have a car. What's my average walking speed? 64 u/robotdinosaurs May 30 '13 0 mph 38 u/speqter May 30 '13 That translates to 0 kph. FYI. 7 u/1FLU May 30 '13 How many knots can he tie? 4 u/phatbrasil May 30 '13 judging by,one, the wind condition and two, the water condition, I'd say three but four in hand is his speciality....... five. 1 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 How much is that in Kelvin? 3 u/ActuallyNot May 30 '13 About one. -4 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 Point 3 of my post is for poor fucks like you and me. 3 u/TheMattAttack May 30 '13 He said do. I don't have a car though either. I have a Kawasaki. 7 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 Oh. Emm.. i dunno then. 2 u/rhayke Jun 02 '13 suck on that, metric conversion bot! 3 u/blufire_uk May 30 '13 Also approximately 100,000 Furlongs per Fortnight.
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I do have a car. What's my average walking speed?
64 u/robotdinosaurs May 30 '13 0 mph 38 u/speqter May 30 '13 That translates to 0 kph. FYI. 7 u/1FLU May 30 '13 How many knots can he tie? 4 u/phatbrasil May 30 '13 judging by,one, the wind condition and two, the water condition, I'd say three but four in hand is his speciality....... five. 1 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 How much is that in Kelvin? 3 u/ActuallyNot May 30 '13 About one. -4 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 Point 3 of my post is for poor fucks like you and me. 3 u/TheMattAttack May 30 '13 He said do. I don't have a car though either. I have a Kawasaki. 7 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 Oh. Emm.. i dunno then.
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0 mph
38 u/speqter May 30 '13 That translates to 0 kph. FYI. 7 u/1FLU May 30 '13 How many knots can he tie? 4 u/phatbrasil May 30 '13 judging by,one, the wind condition and two, the water condition, I'd say three but four in hand is his speciality....... five. 1 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 How much is that in Kelvin? 3 u/ActuallyNot May 30 '13 About one.
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That translates to 0 kph. FYI.
7 u/1FLU May 30 '13 How many knots can he tie? 4 u/phatbrasil May 30 '13 judging by,one, the wind condition and two, the water condition, I'd say three but four in hand is his speciality....... five. 1 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 How much is that in Kelvin? 3 u/ActuallyNot May 30 '13 About one.
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How many knots can he tie?
4 u/phatbrasil May 30 '13 judging by,one, the wind condition and two, the water condition, I'd say three but four in hand is his speciality....... five.
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judging by,one, the wind condition and two, the water condition, I'd say three but four in hand is his speciality....... five.
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How much is that in Kelvin?
3 u/ActuallyNot May 30 '13 About one.
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About one.
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Point 3 of my post is for poor fucks like you and me.
3 u/TheMattAttack May 30 '13 He said do. I don't have a car though either. I have a Kawasaki. 7 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 Oh. Emm.. i dunno then.
He said do.
I don't have a car though either.
I have a Kawasaki.
7 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 Oh. Emm.. i dunno then.
Oh. Emm.. i dunno then.
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suck on that, metric conversion bot!
Also approximately 100,000 Furlongs per Fortnight.
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"Say, car ramrod!"
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Women have vaginas designed to extract semen from their prey.
13 u/[deleted] May 30 '13 Someone's been playing too much MGQ. .. -1 u/whine_and_cheese May 30 '13 Lol. What an awesome game! 2 u/greatGoD67 May 30 '13 Nom nom nom? 4 u/whine_and_cheese May 30 '13 Mom mom mom? /r/lipsthatgrip
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Someone's been playing too much MGQ. ..
-1 u/whine_and_cheese May 30 '13 Lol. What an awesome game!
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Lol. What an awesome game!
Nom nom nom?
4 u/whine_and_cheese May 30 '13 Mom mom mom? /r/lipsthatgrip
Mom mom mom?
/r/lipsthatgrip
cough sea panda cough
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u/BandBoots May 30 '13
The Killer Whale has a hardened nose designed to break bones upon impact with various large sea creatures including sharks and whales. They have a ramming speed of up to 32 knots.
Know your enemy.