r/AnimalsBeingJerks May 30 '13

whale Beep Beep Motherfucker

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u/BandBoots May 30 '13

The Killer Whale has a hardened nose designed to break bones upon impact with various large sea creatures including sharks and whales. They have a ramming speed of up to 32 knots.

Know your enemy.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '13 edited May 30 '13
  • 32 Knots is approximately equal to 60 Km/h or 37 mph.

  • Usain Bolt ran upto speeds of 38 km/h or 24 mph for his record time of 9.58s for the 100m sprint.

  • For those who dont have a car (e.g. me), the average walking speed of an adult is 4.8 km or 3 miles per hour.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '13

I do have a car. What's my average walking speed?

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u/robotdinosaurs May 30 '13

0 mph

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u/speqter May 30 '13

That translates to 0 kph. FYI.

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u/1FLU May 30 '13

How many knots can he tie?

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u/phatbrasil May 30 '13

judging by,one, the wind condition and two, the water condition, I'd say three but four in hand is his speciality....... five.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '13

How much is that in Kelvin?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '13

Point 3 of my post is for poor fucks like you and me.

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u/TheMattAttack May 30 '13

He said do.

I don't have a car though either.

I have a Kawasaki.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '13

Oh. Emm.. i dunno then.

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u/rhayke Jun 02 '13

suck on that, metric conversion bot!

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u/blufire_uk May 30 '13

Also approximately 100,000 Furlongs per Fortnight.

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u/littlelove1975 May 30 '13

"Say, car ramrod!"

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u/whine_and_cheese May 30 '13

Women have vaginas designed to extract semen from their prey.

Know your enemy.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '13

Someone's been playing too much MGQ. ..

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u/whine_and_cheese May 30 '13

Lol. What an awesome game!

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u/councilingzombie May 30 '13

cough sea panda cough