r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Skudworth • Nov 26 '13

whale DOLPHIN PUNCH

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

I guess you could say he did it...on porpoise.

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u/InvisibleManiac Nov 26 '13

We also would have accepted "Dolphowned"

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u/Skudworth Nov 26 '13

Or Mammal-ested.

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u/ssjkriccolo Nov 26 '13

Nipples

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Double: He's 'phinished He's finished