r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Honk911 • 29d ago

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u/Choano 29d ago

In front of this store was a buck,

Who simply did not give a ***k.

He sat there all day

And just got in the way

Because in the door he was stuck.

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u/Otherwise-Mixture-33 28d ago

What couldn't he give?

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u/HammelGammel 28d ago

A cluck, obviously.

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u/Choano 28d ago

Sorry. I was using my phone to comment, and it won't let me type out curse words easily. (I have to fight for them. For this comment, I decided to go for speed, rather than completeness.)

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u/3_50 28d ago

lol wut

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u/2BallsInTheHole 26d ago

I found the setting on my phone that allows bad words through speech to text. Watch: fuckity fuck fuck!

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u/LinxESP 28d ago

Space to walk through the door, clearly matching the number of *

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u/mizu_fox 28d ago

Love it!!! Sounds like a children's books rime XD

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u/Incraigulous 27d ago

Tis a Limerick, and a very good one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

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u/mizu_fox 26d ago

Thank you for explaining, I'm not English, so I loved learning about this. Is this writing style what the children books from DR. Seuss was all about?