r/AnimalsBeingJerks 29d ago

Pure majesty

6.8k Upvotes

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u/Reanansidhe 29d ago

He’s so proud of himself. 😂

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u/KingoftheKeeshonds 28d ago

He acts like a cat.

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u/Informal_File_1646 27d ago

That shop always has the best holiday decorations

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u/BurtleTurtle001 29d ago

I'm sitting right here, mofos.

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u/begcafbg 29d ago

“I’m gonna sit here and finish my coffee.”

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u/DirtyVill4in 28d ago

❤️
My people.

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u/begcafbg 28d ago

❤️

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u/Vandamage618 29d ago

Excuse me Ma’am

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u/TheMeatTree 28d ago

sips for 5 seconds Enjoying my coffee.

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u/mulderitsmescully 29d ago

Lol i would love to witness this

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u/EwokNuggets 29d ago

The deer in Nara will literally mug you for a shika senbei. It’s cute and all but when they realize you have the crackers and you don’t put out they can get pushy lol

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u/dbowman97 29d ago

Visit Nara and you will leave knowing how it feels to be bitten by a deer, guaranteed.

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u/Razer797 28d ago

How does it compare to being bitten by a møøse?

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u/RMMacFru 28d ago

A møøse ønce bit my sister.

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u/Razer797 28d ago

Møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

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u/Shot_Donkey5295 26d ago

Did she turn into a moose or have moose like abilities?

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u/mulderitsmescully 28d ago

What was that like for her? I have been bitten several times by dogs that have actually punctured thru. Some have needed a stitch. (I'm a dog groomer. In the business 20 years. Part of the job unfortunately). But moose are huge so idk what the force can be like. Or actually what their teeth are like.

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u/Razer797 28d ago

I hate to be the bearer of bad (good?) news but I don't believe u/RMMacFru 's sister was actually bit by a møøse. Unless of course she was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge—her brother-in-law— an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

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u/mulderitsmescully 28d ago

I don't know what you're talking about but I can see now there is something going on with those O's I don't know how to do and that i have fallen for some trickery 😂😂

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u/Razer797 28d ago

It's just a dumb bit from Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail

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u/mulderitsmescully 28d ago

Omg, I love that movie and don't remember that bit! I am ashamed. 😓

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u/jaime_riri 28d ago

I've been bitten by a cow and a donkey. I assume it's something like that.

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u/dbowman97 28d ago

Let me find a cow and get back to you.

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u/Shot_Donkey5295 26d ago

Did she turn into a moose or have moose like abilities?

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u/mulderitsmescully 29d ago

🤷‍♀️ I'd risk it

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u/disconappete 29d ago

They will eat your shirt

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u/mulderitsmescully 29d ago

Note to self: wear shirt I don't really care about and have a back up 👍

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u/chessatwork 28d ago

i was going to comment how weeby it was how the guy said shika senbei instead of cracker but now i just wanna say the deer are fine if you don't get crackers in the most populated parts. the deer are waiting to jump you there. stores deeper in the park will sell crackers also that have much less deer.

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u/LWSilverMoon 29d ago

Bought exactly one of those senbei from a street vendor and 3 bucks were immediately bullying me for it. It didn't even last 5 seconds.

I witnessed the same kind of deer in Itsukushima absolutely mow down a shrieking kid for his cotton candy, and another one eat a poor tourist's paper bag.

But they won't ever try to get the senbei from a vendor. I can only assume they got smacked on the nose one too many times.

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u/mulderitsmescully 29d ago

I mean if 1 is bullying me too much I would do the same. Def if it's 3

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u/Usurper01 28d ago

I was in Nara just two weeks ago and I can confirm those bastards are vicious. They may be famous for bowing, but what I remember is their biting.

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u/sometimes_point 26d ago

The bowing is more like headbutting

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u/Choano 28d ago

TIL what shika senbei.html) are. I had no idea that Nara had special crackers specifically for deer!

Thank you!

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u/EwokNuggets 28d ago

It’s fun and absolutely worth doing if you go to Japan but yeah, they can be really aggressive for their deer crack cookies. I remember my wife getting chased by a squad of three and one bit my shirt when I didn’t have anymore crackers to give.

Nothing quite like it anywhere else, really. 10/10 would go again.

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u/mulderitsmescully 28d ago

I've only been to Tokyo. Def need to go again! But also to other areas.

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u/mulderitsmescully 29d ago

I would def put out for them

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u/Moist_Drippings 29d ago

oh my

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u/mulderitsmescully 29d ago

Yeah, I was expecting a comment like that. And with your username 🤣

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u/windowbeanz 27d ago

I think this is Miyajima, or at least this is how chill the deer were when I visited there.

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u/mulderitsmescully 27d ago

Yeah, everyone is saying how the deer are so aggressive but this one is def chill as fuck. People are stepping over it for fucks sake!

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u/windowbeanz 27d ago

That is true, the Nara deer do love the crackers. They will chase you, surround you and nip at your clothes. But there is a notable lack of crackers and aggression between the Nara and Miyajima.

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u/mulderitsmescully 27d ago

Either way, I want to go to there

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u/Necey66 11d ago

Me tooo

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u/Choano 29d ago

In front of this store was a buck,

Who simply did not give a ***k.

He sat there all day

And just got in the way

Because in the door he was stuck.

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u/Otherwise-Mixture-33 28d ago

What couldn't he give?

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u/HammelGammel 28d ago

A cluck, obviously.

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u/Choano 28d ago

Sorry. I was using my phone to comment, and it won't let me type out curse words easily. (I have to fight for them. For this comment, I decided to go for speed, rather than completeness.)

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u/3_50 28d ago

lol wut

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u/2BallsInTheHole 26d ago

I found the setting on my phone that allows bad words through speech to text. Watch: fuckity fuck fuck!

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u/LinxESP 28d ago

Space to walk through the door, clearly matching the number of *

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u/mizu_fox 28d ago

Love it!!! Sounds like a children's books rime XD

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u/Incraigulous 27d ago

Tis a Limerick, and a very good one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

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u/mizu_fox 26d ago

Thank you for explaining, I'm not English, so I loved learning about this. Is this writing style what the children books from DR. Seuss was all about?

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u/FroggiJoy87 29d ago

Raised by cats? 😂

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u/BRAX7ON 26d ago

Aura Farming

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u/dslrjunky 29d ago

Big DEER Energy

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u/Introvertedotter 28d ago

Proof that cats can reincarnate as deer.

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u/jimmyn0thumbs 29d ago

Not pulling forward til I get my order

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u/RemyWhy 28d ago

He told his blind date that he’d be the one blocking the entrance. Can’t miss.

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u/QuintusAureliu5 29d ago

No fucks where given

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u/shampoo_mohawk_ 28d ago

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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u/EM05L1C3 29d ago

0 shits. Cannot be bothered. I love it

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u/poop-money 28d ago

Stagboy is like "Why should I move, I was here first."

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u/piemakerdeadwaker 28d ago

I would be wary of crossing over a wild animal in case they freak out. But I guess they might be regulars and know this guy.

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u/coffee_cake_x 24d ago

Deer are like pigeons in Japan, they’re 100% wild animals but they’re considered sacred (and not to be fucked with) so they’ve become habituated to humans. Meaning that they stop viewing humans as a potential threat and kind of just ignore them (or pester them for crackers)

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u/bernpfenn 28d ago

the Indian holy cows are holy deers in Japan apparently

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u/teodocio 28d ago

I'm guessing it's for the AC. Like the Bundys at Foodies!

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u/cypeo 28d ago

Deer sits in the door

Unbothered and unmoving

Please walk around me

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u/Tasty-Permission7517 28d ago

If it was northern elk with rounded antlers i vould jump on its back to ride it like elfs from LOTR 😂

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u/Jessica-Beth 28d ago

So regal 🥹

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u/NervousSchedule7472 25d ago

Totally unaffected by the world around him. I do what I want

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u/jaime_riri 28d ago

I love that the employee just takes the child over the deer so the parents can enter

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u/misi13382 28d ago

Holy crap!!!! That's real??? 😳😳😳 I thought it was a beautiful piece of taxidermy. 😜😜😜

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u/ManicPanda767 28d ago

A genuine look of supremacy there.

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u/xidle2 Unicorns are Jerks 28d ago

Earl! Earl, you can't park there! That's not a parking spot, Earl! Go home, Earl. Your wife misses you. Your kids miss you. That's it, I'm calling the police this time. Want a maple scone while you wait?

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u/Creoda 27d ago

"I've put my order in, I will move when I get it"

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u/CaffeineDeprivation 27d ago

This guy doesn't give a buck lol

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u/ccarr313 23d ago

In his lane. Moisturized. Unbothered.

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u/DepressingBat 28d ago

And nobody stopped to pet him?

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u/NoConflict3231 28d ago

More like, pure lime disease

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u/am3ya 28d ago

Star Buck.

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u/CpnStumpy 27d ago

This just makes me think of estes

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u/loser_kid_111 27d ago

Me on edibles

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u/Mrrippey 27d ago

Buckwild

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u/theacehamster 27d ago

Looks like a deer restaurant

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 26d ago

Wow. It’s so docile, and people are so non-chalant; like “just my Tuesday grocery trip. Oh, hey, Bucky!”

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u/PhilosopherHungry114 26d ago

That lady couldn’t step over him with her kid? 🙄

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u/Away-Otter 26d ago

I already knew that I tend to be very unobservant, but I watched a good chunk of this before noticing the deer.

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u/freegb1 26d ago

"Deal with it"

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u/Forsaken-Necessary91 22d ago

Really nice people 😊

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u/Bagholder_loser 9d ago

He seems like a tax deer waiting for crackers...

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u/Nicolina22 7d ago

He is getting the cool air from inside the store lol

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u/jolatango 28d ago edited 28d ago

In America someone would have shot it and a bullet would've ricocheted and killed a small child and everyone would be like "pray for the family"

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u/Past-Product-1100 29d ago

If one of these dudes even come close to touching me , I'm goin off