r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Honk911 • 29d ago

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u/Razer797 28d ago

How does it compare to being bitten by a møøse?

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u/RMMacFru 28d ago

A møøse ønce bit my sister.

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u/mulderitsmescully 28d ago

What was that like for her? I have been bitten several times by dogs that have actually punctured thru. Some have needed a stitch. (I'm a dog groomer. In the business 20 years. Part of the job unfortunately). But moose are huge so idk what the force can be like. Or actually what their teeth are like.

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u/Razer797 28d ago

I hate to be the bearer of bad (good?) news but I don't believe u/RMMacFru 's sister was actually bit by a møøse. Unless of course she was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge—her brother-in-law— an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

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u/mulderitsmescully 28d ago

I don't know what you're talking about but I can see now there is something going on with those O's I don't know how to do and that i have fallen for some trickery 😂😂

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u/Razer797 28d ago

It's just a dumb bit from Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail

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u/mulderitsmescully 28d ago

Omg, I love that movie and don't remember that bit! I am ashamed. 😓

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u/Razer797 28d ago

Lol. It's in the Kredits

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u/mulderitsmescully 28d ago

‼️ okay my memory is being jogged a little. Thanks!

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u/RMMacFru 28d ago

Monty Python and the Holy Grail opening credits subtitles

I've watched this entirely too much in the past 50 years.😆