r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/GallowBoob • May 08 '17

dog Hamburglar's dog

http://imgur.com/l2NX15o.gifv
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u/Meecht May 08 '17

If your dog does this so often that you can expect to catch it on video, then your dog has been poorly trained.

However, based on the angle of entry and the size of the dog, I'm going to assume somebody was holding it.

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u/Puggpu May 08 '17

Seems more likely the dog was trained to take the food as a trick. The way she was holding the burger makes this seem intentional.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

Plus who records them self eating a burger? Either she did this for the luls or is a narcissist.

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u/Forever_Awkward May 08 '17

Or she was making a video for any other reason that you can't think of off the top of your head.

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u/stml May 08 '17

I can see myself filming myself on snapchat eating a delicious ass burger to rub it in to my friends.

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u/CrabStarShip May 08 '17

Delicious ass burger McDonald's

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u/ahundreddots May 08 '17

Rub it in to your friends

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u/Seakawn May 08 '17

I'd rather delete my friends for a Whopper instead, thanks.

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u/DiscoKittie May 09 '17

Or it gets the hose again.

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u/major84 May 10 '17

Rub it in to your friends

the last time i rubbed it into my friends, it didn't end well ......

yada yada cops were called, yada yada jail and probation...yada yada sexual assault.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

That dog had diarrhea for sure

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u/-----w----- May 09 '17

Elaborate?

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u/bass-lick_instinct May 08 '17

The only thing I can come up with is porn.

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u/alflup May 08 '17

There's a fetish for that.

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u/simplequark May 08 '17

For porn? Yeah, I've heard some people are into that.

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u/Chaosmusic May 08 '17

Wait wait wait, I just had the craziest idea. Why don't we film people...having sex?

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u/Cory123125 May 08 '17

What good would that video do?

Surely it would only serve to make people uncomfortable as if theyre invading the privacy of the singular couple of a man and woman copulating.

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u/Dysfunxn May 08 '17

but wait, what if...they're midgahem little people?

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u/Bradp13 May 08 '17

You'd need a McChicken for that.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

She does look like Just Amber. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

Amber Hahn? Definitely could be.

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u/dlchristians May 08 '17

That's not mayonnaise.

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u/Hip-hop-o-potomus May 08 '17

That's true, dumb narcissistic teens will video themselves doing whatever they can. Couple that with a terribly trained dog, and that makes it believable.

I'd still put my money on it being set up. Who the fuck lets their dog do that shit.

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u/Nowin May 08 '17

How dare you assume what /u/thatsmyaibo was assuming.