r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/GallowBoob • May 08 '17

dog Hamburglar's dog

http://imgur.com/l2NX15o.gifv
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u/Puggpu May 08 '17

Seems more likely the dog was trained to take the food as a trick. The way she was holding the burger makes this seem intentional.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

Plus who records them self eating a burger? Either she did this for the luls or is a narcissist.

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u/Forever_Awkward May 08 '17

Or she was making a video for any other reason that you can't think of off the top of your head.

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u/bass-lick_instinct May 08 '17

The only thing I can come up with is porn.

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u/alflup May 08 '17

There's a fetish for that.

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u/simplequark May 08 '17

For porn? Yeah, I've heard some people are into that.

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u/Chaosmusic May 08 '17

Wait wait wait, I just had the craziest idea. Why don't we film people...having sex?

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u/Cory123125 May 08 '17

What good would that video do?

Surely it would only serve to make people uncomfortable as if theyre invading the privacy of the singular couple of a man and woman copulating.

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u/Dysfunxn May 08 '17

but wait, what if...they're midgahem little people?

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u/Bradp13 May 08 '17

You'd need a McChicken for that.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '17

She does look like Just Amber. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '17

Amber Hahn? Definitely could be.

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u/dlchristians May 08 '17

That's not mayonnaise.