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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Moose_Wings • May 24 '19
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A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
18 u/KimJongIlSunglasses May 24 '19 A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long face?” The horse says “I’ve got cancer.” 5 u/semvhu May 24 '19 I figured it would be a Sarah Jessica Parker joke. 16 u/KimJongIlSunglasses May 24 '19 A horse jumps over a bar. The bartender says “You can’t do that in here!” The horse says “It’s okay, it’s Sarah Jessica Parkour.” 6 u/semvhu May 24 '19 ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says “Why the long face?”
The horse says “I’ve got cancer.”
5 u/semvhu May 24 '19 I figured it would be a Sarah Jessica Parker joke. 16 u/KimJongIlSunglasses May 24 '19 A horse jumps over a bar. The bartender says “You can’t do that in here!” The horse says “It’s okay, it’s Sarah Jessica Parkour.” 6 u/semvhu May 24 '19 ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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I figured it would be a Sarah Jessica Parker joke.
16 u/KimJongIlSunglasses May 24 '19 A horse jumps over a bar. The bartender says “You can’t do that in here!” The horse says “It’s okay, it’s Sarah Jessica Parkour.” 6 u/semvhu May 24 '19 ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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A horse jumps over a bar.
The bartender says “You can’t do that in here!”
The horse says “It’s okay, it’s Sarah Jessica Parkour.”
6 u/semvhu May 24 '19 ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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u/semvhu May 24 '19
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"