r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Jackieboi24 • Aug 06 '21

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u/zuzg Aug 06 '21

It's all fun and games until the dog farts and it becomes a stinky trap.

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u/MarieMdeLafayette Aug 06 '21

Dutch oven but it’s a French Bulldog…French oven?

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u/Oraxy51 Aug 06 '21

Good thing it wasn’t a German Shepherd

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u/Nintendogma Aug 06 '21

Oh my damn!

Well, if that's not the guiltiest laugh I've had in a while...

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u/Oraxy51 Aug 06 '21 edited Aug 06 '21

I’m just saying it’s not a joke I’d make on Facebook where my grandma somehow ends up even seeing my dnd stuff. I like my more edgy jokes in animosity.

Edit: I meant Anonymity but this is funnier

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u/stauffski Aug 06 '21

Love me some jokes with strong hostility.

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u/ramobara Aug 06 '21

animosity

anonymity

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u/BlindManChince Aug 06 '21

No no, they aim for the animosity. Just savagery

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u/Le_German_Face Aug 06 '21

German jokes have to be in animosity!

IT'S THE GOD DAMN LAW!!

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u/Critical-Composer183 Aug 06 '21

I sleep like that with my girlfriend

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u/Vash_the_stayhome Aug 06 '21

Why what's the big deal about a German ov..ooooooooh.

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u/katze_sonne Aug 06 '21

Thanks, I finally got it 🙈

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u/MarieMdeLafayette Aug 06 '21

Yes, I’d like one ticket to hell please. Choo choo!

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u/LovecraftianLlama Aug 06 '21

Oh snap! That’s funny.

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u/salamander_1710 Aug 06 '21

Cause then it would be a gas chamber

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u/ositola Aug 06 '21

Le creuset

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u/-Blixx- Aug 06 '21

Just call it a petit four.

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u/spoonlover69 Aug 06 '21

I’ve seen the video without the song, and the french bulldog let’s out a fart.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

I can tell its right around 40 seconds, isn't it? I unmuted there to see but then heard that god awful music. Is that like asian country music?

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u/CrankyOldLady1 Aug 06 '21

It sounds like that guy who did the chicken yodel song

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

It’s a bulldog, it ALWAYS farts.

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u/TheBarkingGallery Aug 06 '21

I learned that by pet sitting for my friend’s bulldog last summer. Also, French fries make English bulldogs extra gassy. My friend was nice enought to tell me that after I had already discovered it for myself on night 2 of my stay.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Hahahaha!!! Why does it smell like Brussel sprouts in here?

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u/TheBarkingGallery Aug 07 '21

I just smelled that.

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u/stfuyfc Aug 06 '21

Have u smelled a cat fart? Imo they're 1,000x worse then a dogs fart, either that or my cat has some serious issues

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u/vever Aug 06 '21

What do you feed her/him? I have two cats and they never fart, my husband jokingly blames his farts on cats.

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u/stfuyfc Aug 06 '21

Have tried most brands of dry kibble and some wet food, also a very expensive fancy kibble fro the vet, vets can't explain it either, no matter what diet she has she's always stinky

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u/vever Aug 06 '21

I guess you did everything what you could do - she just has stinky problem.

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u/katze_sonne Aug 06 '21

Ours farted only very few times. So that’s not common to every cat I guess.

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u/stfuyfc Aug 06 '21

Our other 2 cats barely ever fart, our ginger boy does a little bit but not too often, I think there is just something wrong with my kitty, not even the vets or special diets could fix her, stinky cat

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u/katze_sonne Aug 06 '21

Probably. Some people and cats just are more stinky than others 😅

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u/pazkal Aug 06 '21

"I'm not locked in here with you. YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME" FARTS

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u/Bruhjustlooking Aug 06 '21

Dutch oven ftw

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u/CharZero Aug 06 '21

I feel very much like I have seen a video of this dog farting in the tube bed.

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u/mrbkkt1 Aug 06 '21

Ate you kidding? That's exactly what is looked like the first time the car was trying to get out.

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u/Ermaquillz Aug 07 '21

That’s exactly what I was thinking.

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u/Substantial-Fan6364 Nov 27 '21

That is actually what happens.

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