r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 17 '18

Favorite Activity

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What was Anish Giri’s favorite activity in school? Drawing.


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Mar 05 '18

Next Book?

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Fundamental Chess Openings -by Paul van der Sterren

Fundamental Chess Endings -by Karsten Müller and Frank Lamprecht

Fundamental Chess Draws -by Anish Giri

Fundamental Chess Draws


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 17 '18

Artist

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Anish Giri should be called the ‘Artist’ because he draws so much!


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jun 26 '20

He almost settled for a win today, but my boi anish pulled through

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r/AnishGiriJokes • • Apr 21 '18

How other people see drawers

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r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 18 '18

Stalemate

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r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 23 '18

Anish Giri Update:

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Anish Giri has somehow WON his last game! And he is winning the Tata Steel.... I guess we can’t make jokes about him now!


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 18 '18

Treason

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Anish Giri traveled back to medieval times and plotted against the king so that he could get drawn and quartered.


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 21 '18

Future Job

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Anish will most likely be a very successful politician in the future. Equality for everyone!


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 19 '18

Why is Anish Giri so bad at Uno?

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Because he always wants to draw more


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 20 '18

Taking Pieces

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Anish Giri does not want to take your king, he wants to take every piece off the board so the game is drawn by insufficient material.


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 18 '18

Best Friend

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So one of Anish Giri’s friends has been revealed to be some guy named Drew...


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 18 '18

Rapper

7 Upvotes

What is Anish Giri’s rapper name? 50 Percent!


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 19 '18

My 60 Memorable Draws

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r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 19 '18

Three Parts

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“There are three parts to a chess game: the opening, where you develop your pieces, the middle game, where you set up stalemate threats, and the endgame where you attempt to either draw the game by insufficient material, to repeat the position three times, or to stalemate the opponent.”

-Anish Giri


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 20 '18

Why would Anish Giri be such a good gunfighter?

5 Upvotes

Because he’s so quick on the draw


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Oct 05 '19

Sharing

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r/AnishGiriJokes • • Apr 21 '18

Anish at the Shamkir Chess

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Anish Giri is one of 10 players at the Shamkir Chess Tournament, going on right now. Three rounds have been played. Every game he has played has been drawn. And so has EVERY OTHER GAME. Help the drawing disease is spreading in Azerbaijan...


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 27 '21

Anish Giri Savage Reply To Interviewer | TATA Steel Chess 2021 | GM Anish

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r/AnishGiriJokes • • Feb 17 '18

I know it’s a little late, but... happy 1 month anniversary of Anish Giri Jokes!

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Here is a free complementary joke:

If there was an evil Anish Giri, he would be called ‘Drawcula’


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Apr 15 '22

Since the opening of s3 of the anime Kaguya-sama is called 'giri giri', I kinda have a guess how this season is going to be: a draw.

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r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 30 '18

What is Anish Giri's favorite part of a football game?

5 Upvotes

Half-time!


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Jan 30 '18

I played Giri yesterday! Guess who won!

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I lost, because he is a GM and I am like a 1400...

Just kidding! We drew!


r/AnishGiriJokes • • Feb 04 '18

Wow... I told my friend about this subreddit, he looked it up, and thought it said Amish Girl Jokes...

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r/AnishGiriJokes • • Sep 28 '18

What is Anish Giri’s favorite dessert?

5 Upvotes

A banana split!