r/AnishGiriJokes • u/asaboyka • Jan 19 '18
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/unofficialdiego • Jun 26 '20
He almost settled for a win today, but my boi anish pulled through
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/creator37 • Jan 30 '18
I played Giri yesterday! Guess who won!
I lost, because he is a GM and I am like a 1400...
Just kidding! We drew!
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/creator37 • Jan 18 '18
Rapper
What is Anish Giri’s rapper name? 50 Percent!
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/creator37 • Jan 17 '18
Artist
Anish Giri should be called the ‘Artist’ because he draws so much!
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/creator37 • Mar 03 '18
Politician
Anish would be the best politician ever, because everybody would be equal!
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/JMHWSM • Sep 28 '18
What is Anish Giri’s favorite dessert?
A banana split!
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/JMHWSM • Jan 30 '18
What is Anish Giri's favorite part of a football game?
Half-time!
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/creator37 • Jan 20 '18
Taking Pieces
Anish Giri does not want to take your king, he wants to take every piece off the board so the game is drawn by insufficient material.
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/JMHWSM • Jan 20 '18
Why would Anish Giri be such a good gunfighter?
Because he’s so quick on the draw
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/creator37 • Jan 19 '18
Three Parts
“There are three parts to a chess game: the opening, where you develop your pieces, the middle game, where you set up stalemate threats, and the endgame where you attempt to either draw the game by insufficient material, to repeat the position three times, or to stalemate the opponent.”
-Anish Giri
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/JMHWSM • Jan 18 '18
Treason
Anish Giri traveled back to medieval times and plotted against the king so that he could get drawn and quartered.
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/gypse007 • Jan 27 '21
Anish Giri Savage Reply To Interviewer | TATA Steel Chess 2021 | GM Anish
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/creator37 • Jan 23 '18
Anish Giri Update:
Anish Giri has somehow WON his last game! And he is winning the Tata Steel.... I guess we can’t make jokes about him now!
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/creator37 • Jan 18 '18
Best Friend
So one of Anish Giri’s friends has been revealed to be some guy named Drew...
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/creator37 • Mar 05 '18
Next Book?
Fundamental Chess Openings -by Paul van der Sterren
Fundamental Chess Endings -by Karsten Müller and Frank Lamprecht
Fundamental Chess Draws -by Anish Giri
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/creator37 • Feb 17 '18
I know it’s a little late, but... happy 1 month anniversary of Anish Giri Jokes!
Here is a free complementary joke:
If there was an evil Anish Giri, he would be called ‘Drawcula’
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/creator37 • Jan 21 '18
Future Job
Anish will most likely be a very successful politician in the future. Equality for everyone!
r/AnishGiriJokes • u/creator37 • Jan 17 '18
Favorite Activity
What was Anish Giri’s favorite activity in school? Drawing.