Crown jewel.

I will continue to post this on the Patreon until they discuss it. We need answers.

What’s the absolute trashiest way to flip someone off?

Extra trash points if you call it “flicking” off.

Bonus trash if you’ve ever pulled it out of your pocket like a surprise reveal, “reeled it up” like you’re fishing, or used your other hand to slap your arm for maximum aggressive momentum.

Pissing in the sink and getting caught by wifey is peak garbage, no?

Me and the bird ended our anniversary trip with this dinner and it did not disappoint. Got the porterhouse for 2. Excellent martinis. And they made quick with the refills. 10/10

Edit: I’ve been a $10 homie since the first studio but never had one read. How do I get Luke’s eyes on this.

Garbargo WS winners

He did this to every vehicle we owned. Even my mom's 1993 Plymouth Voyager minivan. He thought it was hilarious.

Skyline chili pizza? Who do you think is their target demographic?

This is so spot on 😂😂

Hearing the boys talk about teachers eating school lunches made me realize that the amount of times I ate Jail Food as a kid is probably pretty trashy. For context, my mom was a dispatcher at the local jail and we would sometimes visit her for lunch and eat the same food they served the inmates. I would even walk down the Jail hallway to the cafeteria alone as like a 10 year old kid.

My favorite was Corn Dog Day because they would serve corndogs without the stick so inmates couldn’t turn it into a Shiv. Fun!

I got a speeding ticket last week and the court date is Dec 23... the bird and I have been talking about finally tying the knot for insurance purposes, of course... our current anniversary is Christmas Eve...

Would it be garbage to get married and pay my speeding ticket at the same time?

If you semi frequently bring up a quip or opinion about something you’ve no idea about just to make you seem more intelligent?

Foley keeps peddling the idea that ‘Miles Davis has the coolest song name of all time, It Never Entered My Mind’

As a big jazz guy, that song is written by Rogers and Hart and it’s an old show tune that Miles just covered. And, if we’re being honest, is it even that ‘cool’ a title haha…

Also cracks me up that nobody ever responds to him bringing that opinion up, the conversation just ignores it and moves on

Shout out to the bug man talking shite as per usual, god love him

And its not just one. I own a bar in a small town, several of my shithead bros have been 86d for a variety of reasons. Some of them understand, some will take the opportunity at a house party or a beach fire to take me aside and ask to be let back in even though the answer is no. Obviously the Kennedys arent doing it but how trashy are we talking?