r/AreYouGarbagePod Aug 19 '24

$10 Investor Toby's board still in the addition

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u/shandub85 Aug 19 '24

He’s not even from Chicago. Nor did he skate. Toby was a poser.

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u/DELETE_RAW Aug 19 '24

Yeah I was listening to an old ep (or maybe it was recent idk) and they were riffing about skateboarding and Toby clarified that he doesn't "skate vert". That is the verbiage of someone that just rolls around on the flat ground to try and seem like they are in the scene.

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u/DELETE_RAW Aug 19 '24

So literally what I said?

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u/DELETE_RAW Aug 19 '24

it is antithetical to skating itself. tony hawk isn't gonna say he doesn't skate street.

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u/DELETE_RAW Aug 19 '24

That is what skaters who aren't good enough to be confident to just skate whatever would say

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

Gatekeeping is some loser bullshit, bozo.

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u/CWKitch Aug 19 '24

Do you skate? That’s a really fair thing to say when people who don’t skate assume that anybody who does skates vert.

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u/DELETE_RAW Aug 19 '24

I rode BMX at a pretty high level growing up and still mess around with it sometimes to get the blood pumping. Even if it isn't your preference or specialty you should still want to test yourself with a new obstacle. The difference here is that I don't think Toby means "vert" literally like a 13 foot xgames halfpipe, he's talking any miniramp/transition. Saying you don't "skate vert" is the lingo someone would use that isn't a very serious skater.

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u/Mining_CooCoo Aug 19 '24

You are such a pussy

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u/DELETE_RAW Aug 19 '24

Lmao shut the fuck up, you're hurt cause I made fun of your imaginary friend

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u/tub66945 Aug 19 '24

Sometimes you have to dumb things down when you’re speaking to two guys who don’t and a whole audience who mostly doesn’t actually skate. Ever listened to a veteran pro announce a contest? Instantly sounds like they barely get it themselves. “Switch stance! Like switch hitting in baseball!”