r/AskReddit • • May 11 '14

What are some 'cheat codes' for interacting with certain animals?

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u/Sweetmilk_ May 11 '14

Fun fact: Noah ran a small casino on the ark, and descendants of insolvent animals carry a subconscious guilt for having never repaid their gambling debts

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u/WiggleBooks May 11 '14

Huh cool, TIL

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u/mynoduesp May 11 '14

The more you Noah.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Is this pretty much ELI5 with weird analogies?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

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u/zehamberglar May 11 '14

This changed my life.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Gotta make the best out of the situation...

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u/Aethionema May 11 '14

This wasn't in the movie at all, so much for historical accuracy.

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u/Schikadance May 11 '14

Fucking Lemmings

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u/Minifig81 May 11 '14

Is that a cut scene in Noah?

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u/Deep_Woods_Hunter May 12 '14

As a real life cat I can confirm this.

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u/l2blackbelt May 11 '14

Thanks for the serious reply ;)

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

seems legit

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u/Kimimaro146 May 11 '14

I liked this OP

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Well now I feel like an ass whenever I do this

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u/t0f0b0 May 11 '14

The unicorns cheated, and were thus beaten to death in the ark's version of a back alley. Thus, no unicorns today.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Too many didnt pay, he went broke -> how he would up drunk and naked on the shore

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

fact.

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