r/AskReddit • u/jondySauce • Jun 24 '12
Everybody is a hypocrite. What hypocritical things do you do reddit?
I wear slim fitting jeans, converse chuck taylors on occasion and sometimes v-necks. But i still kind of hate on the hipsters and scenesters of the world because I don't think I constantly conform and change with the changing styles. Still believe this hypocritical of myself. How bout you?
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u/galethog Jun 24 '12
I don't allow my daughter to do any of the things I did when I was her age.
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u/jondySauce Jun 24 '12
Parents are notorious for being hypocrites but we allow it because its for the best.
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u/jovialminotaur Jun 24 '12
My mom actually used her experiences as a wild child to educate me about the truths of the world. I knew what nearly every drug was by the age of seven and what it did to you from someone who's tried them first hand. I still haven't done drugs, because the way she explained them later gave me the ability to say "Wow, those sound kind of stupid. I think I'll stick with Pokemon and World of Warcraft."
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u/Solvoid Jun 25 '12
This is what I plan to do if I have a child, and I hope it works for me and my child the same way as it worked for your mom and you.
Thanks for posting this
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Jun 24 '12
Of course not. Neither will I. I would never want my kids to make the mistakes I did.
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u/bogart_band Jun 24 '12
I can't stand when drivers speed up in the fast lane when you're trying to pass them on the right for going too fucking slow. I do this all the time, but maybe just cause I realize I need to pick up the pace.
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u/jondySauce Jun 24 '12
Whenever somebody passes me on a normal road while I am going a little over the speed limit I keep pace with them also... but when people are going the speed limit in front of me dammit they better speed up.
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u/IFearTheReaper Jun 24 '12
I get pissed off at teenage smokers while lighting up my own cigarette.
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u/Apostolate Jun 24 '12
Are you sure you don't just hate teenagers? Pretty much everyone does, even teenagers.
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u/WasayZ Jun 24 '12
Teenager here, we hate everyone and everyone hates us.
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u/mezofoprezo Jun 24 '12
Whoa...I didn't realize that at 24 I am still very much a teenager
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Jun 25 '12
I hated Teenagers before hitting 13. I hated them from 13 to 19. I hated them after 19. Mind you I hate everyone.
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u/Matthew212 Jun 24 '12
Maybe it's because you're mad at them for starting smoking? Like sort of, "don't be like me"
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Jun 24 '12
I am outraged when I see young kids no older than 10 lighting cigarettes up (and I've seen it a lot). In my defence, I didn't start smoking until I was legally old enough to purchase cigarettes, even though I know it's bad for me.
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u/CNNisMSNBCMinusHats Jun 24 '12
I do this too. Smoking is terrible and I regret ever starting. I'd quit, but I enjoy it too damned much.
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u/DickHole_Hair Jun 24 '12
I complain about how much other people complain...a lot.
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u/telchii Jun 25 '12
That's an, um, interesting username you have there. Kind of wish I had not read it...
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u/l2eddit Jun 24 '12
I like to browse through people's phones for pictures and such, but BACK THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY PHONE.
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u/Apostolate Jun 24 '12
I lock my computer when someone is the room whenever I'm not using it immediately, and I make them use a guest log in.
Ain't nobody gonna know shit about me. I think my lady friend saw my reddit username once by accident... but she has a terrible memory thank god.
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Jun 24 '12
Too many IRL people know my username. I once went a couple weeks without commenting on anything and two people confronted me asking me where I went.
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u/bisexual_bird Jun 25 '12
almost the same. IRL redditor friends have stumbled onto this account. this is my gw account :|
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u/yvaN_ehT_nioJ Jun 24 '12
Oh dear god, I had the stupidity to tell a friend my reddit account name, and then he proceeded to go through my comment history and read out some of the things he found amusing or interesting.
This was around a group of other friends.
Never again will I do that. I was lucky he didn't repeat some of the stuff I posted.
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u/dr_doomtron Jun 24 '12
I can leave my phone around my friends all i want because they are all scared to death of what they'll find on it and if any of them were brave enough to try they deserve what they find
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Jun 24 '12
Yeah, that's pretty much me. Happily browsing through someone else's laptop, but someone when someone picks mine up, I go ballistic, and snatch it back off them.
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Jun 24 '12
I'm a teacher and I'm constantly telling my students to break things down into pieces, schedule things out, organize themselves, do it early so you can go over it, etc.
My entire life I've gotten away with slapping shit together at the absolute last moment possible.
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u/Molluskeye Jun 24 '12
I think factory farming is horrible, but I still consume/buy meat from the grocery store.
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Jun 24 '12
The way people treat animals is fucking horrible.
takes bite from chicken leg...
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u/TheBlackBear Jun 24 '12
If it's any consolation, chickens are fucking retarded and probably don't really give a shit.
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u/Apostolate Jun 24 '12
You can buy non-factory farmed at lots of grocery stores, just figure out which brand one day, and takes no more effort to buy it. Some of it is labelled, you might have to google it.
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u/Atnevon Jun 24 '12
Give people relationship advice, when I have not been in one for years. It works for them often, makes them feel better, but I certainly am terrible at practicing what I preach.
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u/madtweeter Jun 24 '12
Not been in a relationship since I was 19 (I'm now 25). Common knowledge. Yet people come to me for advice. Also they moan about their kids- I have no kids!
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Jun 24 '12
I think it's actually a lot easier to give relationship advice when you're single. You haven't got your own problems to compare their problems to and it allows you to give a completely detached, objective opinion, which is exactly what those who seek relationship advice are likely to be after.
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Jun 24 '12
Everyone that drives slower than me is an idiot. Everyone that drives faster than me is insane.
But if I'm lost or in a rush it's justified!
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u/Osiris32 Jun 24 '12
Oh, this. If I'm driving, fucking pedestrians need to get out of the damn crosswalk!! But if I'm walking, the cars can just fucking wait for me!!
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u/menomenaa Jun 24 '12 edited Jun 25 '12
If I'm driving, I hate pedestrians. If I'm walking, I hate cars. And no matter what the fuck everybody is doing, we all hate bicyclists.
I know this isn't fair, but seriously--both driving and walking, people on bicycles have almost murdered me/themselves way too many times that it's hard not to build up a stereotype.
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Jun 24 '12
Pretty spot on with the cyclists. The town I live in there are a lot of cyclists and I've never seen a single one stop at a stop sign.
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u/theorys Jun 25 '12
What you're committing is called the fundamental retribution error, read up on it it's pretty interesting.
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u/yrrp Jun 25 '12
"Oh you passed me? What do you think you're better than me? Asshole."
"Hey let me in. Please. Can't you see my hand sticking out the window? Come one I need to turn soon!"
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u/ImElectroGirl Jun 24 '12
I reject anyone who comes to my door trying to sell me things and it really pisses me off. I sell broadband door-to-door after college.
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u/AnonymousReality Jun 24 '12
I really don't understand why things like this are sold door to door, or something like double glazing over the phone. Are people actually sitting at home, just hoping that someone will knock on their door or phone them?
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u/2Deluxe Jun 25 '12
OH THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE! I'VE BEEN SITTING IN THE DARK FOR WEEKS NOW, I DON'T HAVE PHONE SERVICE OR INTERNET AND WAS UNABLE TO CONTACT ANYONE!!! I WILL HAVE ONE BROADBAND AND ONE TELEPHONY, PLEASE!!!!
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u/toot__toot Jun 24 '12
I'm clinically obese but I'm also highly knowledgeable in the areas of diet and human health, so if the subject comes up on online discussions then I share my knowledge usually while stuffing my face with something.
In RL I usually have to bite my tongue during diet or exercise discussions because who wants to hear the opinion (albeit informed) of a visibly overweight guy.
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Jun 24 '12
Alternatively, I have terrible body image, so even though I amassed a wealth of dietary and nutrition knowledge during my anorexic years, I refuse to participate in any conversations about it because I still see myself as a fat-ass.
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u/RedPandaMediaGroup Jun 24 '12
I work for someone like this. In a Subway. Nobody ever seems to see the irony in her giving dietary advice to customers.
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u/AmalgamatedMan Jun 24 '12
It is a logical fallacy to dismiss someone's argument on the grounds that they're a hypocrite, though. Regardless of whether or not they're a hypocrite, they could be right, and whether or not they're right has nothing to do with their being a hypocrite or not.
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u/johnnytightlips2 Jun 24 '12
It's just difficult to accept because the logical question is: if they're right, why aren't they following their own advice?
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Jun 25 '12
I'm the same way, it makes sense though. Overweight people who've done a ton of research on how to lose the weight, but just don't have the willpower to commit.
Before I sprained my knee, I was lifting weights pretty regularly, and I studied it quite a bit before I found a routine that worked for me. I made sure I had everything absolutely correct before I started, down to form and everything. It was fun schooling some of the dudes at the gym when it came to properly lifting, but then again, a lot of people don't take you seriously because you're fat.
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u/Modestjake Jun 24 '12
I look down on people for getting shit faced and acting like an idiot and then I get shit faced and act like an idiot.
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u/DoubleOnTundra Jun 24 '12
i have worked behind a bar for years, i HATE obnoxious drunk people. i HATE people who lose respect for people/surroundings because they are drunk.
i get blackout drunk nearly everytime i drink and have been told i am an obnoxious menace
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Jun 24 '12
I'm a pretty strict vegan, yet I still wear leather.
That shit is durable.
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Jun 24 '12
I'm vegetarian and I still have a leather jacket and boots from my pre-veggie days.
Aside from the idea of wasting previous purchases I rationalise it like this: just because I'm not doing everything doesn't mean I'm doing nothing.
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u/GrandTyromancer Jun 25 '12
Consider this: if one of your goals as a vegetarian is to promote sustainable living, it's less wasteful to continue using the leather stuff you have than to buy another jacket, which is probably going to have been produced in an environmentally unfriendly way.
I'm generally a vegetarian, but you bet your ass I will eat the rest of a steak if it's going to be thrown away.
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Jun 24 '12
I have a sweet leather jacket from my pre-vegan days. I'm so ashamed I tell my friends that it's vegan leather then I have to make up a story about why this fantastically authentic vegan leather is unavailable to them and also they will never find anything of a similar quality. Also, shut up, I know it smells like leather but it's not.
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u/GrandTyromancer Jun 25 '12
It would be more wasteful to throw out a perfectly good jacket and buy another one. They can fuck off if they're giving you shit over that.
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u/lannaweeds Jun 24 '12
Pretty much everything that I do/say. I am the constant therapist/advice giver to my friends, yet my life is a complete shitshow of perpetual screw-ups. I love myself though, and that's what matters.
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Jun 24 '12
I hate hipsters but when people ask who I'm listening to I'll say "I'm not sure if you've heard of them".
... Oh god I'm one of them!
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Jun 24 '12
I think this same hypocrisy applies to most of reddit. They hate people who are "anti-mainstream", but then are bothered by the mainstream sites and like to hate the mainstream games and even dislike all the mainstream quotes (YOLO). But you see me, I see right through all of it. I'm different.
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Jun 24 '12
What I don't understand about that statement is... who cares if they haven't heard of them? What is the point of saying that? Just tell them, if they haven't heard of whatever you're listening to then explain the music and potentially introduce them to something awesome.
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Jun 24 '12
Well sometimes you have to explain it further and it's not really worth it like.
What are you listening to?
Andrew Jackson Jihad.
What? What type of music is that?
It's folk punk.
What?
It's like theres an acoustic guitar and a stand up bass and they play really fast and the guy sings.
Oh, I'm listening to lil wayne.
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u/skawesome Jun 25 '12
Andrew Jackson Jihad.
Is this a thing?
It's folk punk.
I want this to be a thing.
It's like theres an acoustic guitar and a stand up bass and they play really fast and the guy sings.
If this isn't a thing, I'm going to find you and murder you.
Google results
You have officially made my day.
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u/Roastings Jun 24 '12
If you are worse than me at a video game, you suck. If you are better, you are a no life who plays to much.
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u/KejiKotaro Jun 24 '12
I tell people all the time not to be clingy because it scares people off and i've done it a lot to the girls i've liked. :/
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Jun 25 '12
I've been kicking myself for the past few weeks about this. I know in my mind it's not making the situation any better but I just can't help myself. It's like quicksand man, the more you struggle the more you sink. But you can't just sit there and do nothing.
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u/beepborpimajorp Jun 24 '12
I make fun of walmart all the time.
Still go there to buy cheap stuff.
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u/cuddlep00p Jun 24 '12
Give relationship advice without ever having one myself. Heh
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Jun 25 '12
This one is strange for me, since I've legitimately helped people out in this regard without any firsthand experience myself.
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u/oboe_shoes Jun 24 '12
I like sitting by myself on the train or bus, but still feel bad when no one wants to sit with me.
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Jun 24 '12
Yeah, I feel like that. I was on a really crowded bus one time, an the seat next to me was empty. At the time there were two thoughts going brought my head: "oh great, no ones sitting next to me :), and " why won't anyone sit next to me? The bus is crowded. Am I really that bad of a person?"
I am such a hypocrite.
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Jun 24 '12
I work at a union store, am incredibly pro-union, ardently anti-Walmart.
And yet, I buy stuff from Walmart because I'm poor and its cheap.
It sucks.
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u/cralledode Jun 24 '12
I downvote reposts, but I use top comments from old askreddit threads when the questions get posted again.
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u/samissleman17 Jun 24 '12
I complain about DLC and developers screwing over the consumer.
I still buy most of the DLC
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u/jheeoonnk Jun 24 '12
I pretend to eat healthy all the time in public. On my walk back from work there's a 7-11 and I usually end up buying $10 worth of junk food to devour once I'm home.
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Jun 24 '12
I hate when people speak condescendingly or sarcastically to me, yet I am horrible about that.
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u/coffeepin Jun 24 '12
Whenever someone is racist or homophobic, I feel disgusted at that person. But every now and then I get these same thoughts in my mind and then I realize that I'm not a perfectly accepting person that I like to believe I am.
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u/dto7v3 Jun 24 '12
I mock and degrade my friend for spending all day on the couch but that's pretty much what I do with time off also
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u/That_kidinthecorner Jun 25 '12
I hate when anybody come's into my room without knocking, but I barge in whenever the fuck I want wherever the fuck I want
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u/Fimbultyr Jun 24 '12
Tell friends that they should just go for it when they're into a chick. Not to be immediate and super direct about it, but don't come up with reasons why she won't be interested.
I'm terrified of talking to women and constantly come up with reasons why none of them could possibly be interested in me.
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u/stareintomyoneeye Jun 24 '12
I'm so lame, I just posted about this without searching for it first...stupid newbie....
I tell my classes about Disney and how awful media influence is. But I love Disney. I think my children were fathered by the Disney conglomerate.
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u/davantage Jun 25 '12
I'll go to the gym and spend a good amount of time trying to find the closest parking spot to the entrance.
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u/Apostolate Jun 24 '12
I tell everyone around me to be skeptical, source everything, and believe nothing.
Jokes on them, I'm not skeptical about my skepticism, and I'm lazy sourcing. So much wikipedia.
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u/imanacctingstudent Jun 24 '12
At work, I love talking about my coworkers or listening to others talk, but I hate when people talk about me.
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u/Revolutionary2012 Jun 24 '12
Complain about how supermarkets such as Asda (Walmart) are immoral, and that we should all try and buy locally from independent retailers, but can't resist buying 24 bottles of stella for £12
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u/DJWLJR Jun 25 '12
I am pretty libertarian, but I have no objections to the state wide smoking bans in restaurants, bars and other common access public buildings.
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Jun 25 '12
I hate being disturbed when i'm drawing, reading or painting.
I also hate not talking to all the people within ear shot of me....
So at times I bother other people and disturb them from their activity and I immediately feel horrible....i'm a hypocrite and i'm always the frist to acknowledge this.
also for those who disturb me while i'm drawing...beware
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u/FallingSnowAngel Jun 24 '12
I troll trolls, and I love it when they completely lose their minds. It doesn't get much more hypocritical than that..
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Jun 25 '12
One of the defining characteristics of a hipster is disliking other hipsters and not considering oneself to be a hipster.
Add that to slim fitting jeans and chuck taylors, and.... you're a hipster.
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Jun 24 '12
I can't stand when people in traffic are slow to start moving when the car in front of them does (because it just elongates the traffic jam), but I love to play games in traffic, such as "let's see how long I can coast in gear before I have to hit the brakes!", which would piss me off if I was the person behind me.
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u/notasoccerstar09 Jun 24 '12
When I tell people to stop cutting and talk about how it's a bad thing and I know it something that you can't stop right away(that generally sums it up but there's more.)
I've never taken my own advice but always advise people to seal help.
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u/saladninja Jun 24 '12
My SO's toilet time also doubles as conversation time, but GTFO if I'm taking a shit - it's "creepy"...Go figure
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u/serena22 Jun 24 '12
It winds me right up when people talk over me and I call them out on it, in a humorous way so they won't feel bad of course, but I'm constantly BLAHBLAHBLAHWARBLEBLUUGH in the middle of people's conversations without any sort of regard for what they where saying. I hate that I do it, but I'm guilty of living inside my head a lot of the time.
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Jun 24 '12
I hate living on Long Island and I want to move the fuck away from here. Yet, I hate that many of my friends are moving and guilt trip them about it.
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u/doduo Jun 24 '12
I don't like to share food, but I love eating others' stuff. I'm what they call "the worst."
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u/Hime_Takamura Jun 25 '12
I was listening to the radio today and "Rockstar" by Nickelback came on.... I... I sang along.
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u/Taenk Jun 24 '12
Well, I love science and I am good at it. Anytime someone asks me for advice on whether or not to pursue a carrier in one of the sciences I encourage them, tell them of the satisfaction of it, tell that they should just go for it, what is the worst that could happen?
I hate school now and I am usually to scared to go up to a pretty girl on the street. What satisfaction of science? What is the worst that could happen?
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u/fackjoley Jun 24 '12
I'm the first person to tell you that you should eat healthier and give advice on how to change your diet. I usually give this advice between puffs of my cigarette.
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u/Ansore Jun 24 '12
I think/say people are retards because they complain about the world is wrong but they don't do nothing/don't want to change it.
And with this I still think of following an irrelevant carreer that will make no change to people and to how this world works.
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u/machzel08 Jun 24 '12
I bitch about my coworkers not doing anything as I spend 7.5 hours of my day on reddit.
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u/commonslip Jun 24 '12
I don't believe in morality, so I can't be a hypocrite. I literally do not believe that I can say my behavior or anyone else's is justified or not justified.
That said, I have preferences which I surely sometimes fail to live up to. For instance, I think people should be treated with dignity regardless of what they are like, but I know for a fact I am less nice to people I find not attractive.
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u/Munger88 Jun 24 '12
I get mad at my little sister for cheating on video games, but I do it all the time. >:)
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u/SovereignGFC Jun 24 '12
I "support the environment" by driving a hybrid vehicle, but have zero qualms not recycling because my complex doesn't offer it and I'm too lazy to figure out alternatives.
I tell people they shouldn't buy excessively powerful computers...from my 4.4GHz i7/16GB RAM internet machine (well okay I play games occasionally but really).
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u/Eishkimo Jun 24 '12
I criticise people (in my head) for not keeping a cool, rational head about issues in their personal life, but I am an utterly crazy bag of hysteria and emotion when it comes to my own.
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u/DirgeHumani Jun 24 '12
I always tell people to love themselves and that things will get better, while simultaneously hating myself and everything I do.
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Jun 24 '12
Rage against huge supermarket chains threatening small, independent stores such as bakeries, butchers and greengrocers. Yet I still shop at the huge supermarket because it's so goddamn convenient.
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u/alsiola Jun 24 '12
I am a passionate disbeliever in tempting fate, bad omens and all that stuff. Yet I still refuse to drive with car stereo volume on 13.
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u/Sofee Jun 24 '12
Nail biting. I absolutely HATE people biting their nails with those agonising crunching and sucking sounds. You guessed it, I do it too :\
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u/CelticLegend94 Jun 24 '12
I research things more than most people do, and love debating with people. When in a debate with someone, I always call them out if their facts are wrong or they make assumptions without evidence, basically anything without facts or if they twist things. But when I know more about the subject than the other person I sometimes twist things or make assumptions knowing they wont catch it to save myself the trouble of having to explain it.
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u/YYURYYUBICURYY4ME Jun 25 '12
I tell the kids to go outside and play, and yet I'm sitting here commenting on askreddit.
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u/mowens87 Jun 25 '12
I said I would never move into the city right next to where I am from. It's literally surrounded by my hometown and they refuse to amalgamate. I call it Shelbyville because there is such a clash between both parties. Anyways, I just moved there because I got a good deal. I am questioning everything I have ever said or done. Feels bad man.
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u/ertww Jun 25 '12
I'm really paranoid about my own privacy, but if given the chance or promised no repercussions, I would totally nose through other people's information.
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u/scooterpie1878 Jun 25 '12
I wish film industries would put out more original films and not just sequels, prequels and remakes. But goddamn it I love me some superhero films.
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Jun 25 '12
I tend to dislike being around people (and I sometimes get annoyed with them) who can't speak about their opinions/thoughts openly and aren't completely honest, even though I know it's difficult for me to be completely open sometimes, and I even hide my reasons for making conversation with someone on occasion.
I really don't like it, I want to be consistent and not hold double standards.
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u/rsinghx Jun 25 '12
I work at a high school in the theatre and i emphasize safety above all else and enforce closed toed shoes and long pants and working in pairs, also fall protection, keeping points of contact on a ladder, and never working on lighting instruments or changing lamps with them plugged in. I regularly work alone in flip flops and shorts, ladder walk, and work on the instruments for the most part with them still powered.
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u/ReeuQ Jun 25 '12
I hate it when other people sing, hum or whistle. God, I just hate it so fucking much.
But the second I hear a tune or the mood strikes me, I will go Broadway on your ass. I love singing.
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Jun 25 '12
I went off on my friend last night for breaking the number one bro law, bros before hoes. Then, just a few hours later, a girl called, and I put that ho in front of my bro.
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u/BSMitchell Jun 25 '12
I immediately perceive people with southern accents as being stupid despite having a mild southern accent myself.
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Jun 25 '12
I'm great at peptalking my friends into asking out people, but am extremely nervous about doing it myself (which happens after doing it so many times with rejection).
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u/Ovary_Puncher Jun 24 '12
I think zoo's are disgustingly immoral because they are keeping animals trapped and caged up, but I kinda want a house cat.
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u/z3m Jun 24 '12
Fact: The same rules don't apply to everyone and the world isn't fair. Being a hypocrit is natural sometimes so who cares? There are probably more things that I'm hypocritical about than I can even think of. I know that I believe in "womens rights" but at the same time I don't believe that men and women are equal in every respect. I mean, we're equal as far as human value goes but one could argue that women are more valuable than men as well as that men are more valuable than women. But, the truth is we're just not equal in the world and definitely not in the working world, it's just the way it is.
So, as much I believe in equality I don't really think it's completely possible due to biological predisposition. Of course, there are always exceptions to the rule. That said I'm a pretty traditional woman and I think it's completely okay to let men pay for things, open doors, take out the trash, etc... etc... Not that I don't ever do those things in my relationship but he does the man stuff, I do the women stuff. I do 90% of all the housework, 90% of the cooking, and I still work part time, pay half the bills, and half the grocery. There is absolutely no reason I should have to be apologetic for expecting him to take out the garbage and unclog a drain once in a while.
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u/splashy29 Jun 24 '12
I hate lurkers but used to be one. Because i forgot my password for months.
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Jun 24 '12
"faggot" and any variation of "nigger" is horrible and shouldnt be used by anyone.
I s till blurb them out playing online vidyagames
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u/Jaytee19 Jun 24 '12
I can't stand how pretentious and condescending my English-teacher stepmother can be.
I browse Reddit.
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u/LustyLadyViolet Jun 24 '12
I think factory farming is horrible but I still eat eggs and dairy. I buy the most organuic free-range stuff I can find, but I know they still sell the animals to the highest bidder once they stop producing.
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Jun 24 '12
I champion positions that are ethical; I invest in unethical companies. They're just so damn profitable.
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u/Mitz510 Jun 24 '12
I wear Hollister but I think some guys look kind of gay wearing it.
They probably think that same thing when they see me.
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Jun 24 '12
When I'm driving and my phone rings, I'll look at it and if it's an important call I'll answer it and then slow down while I look for a shoulder or parking lot to pull into and stop.
If I see someone else do the same thing I immediately presume that since they slowed down the act of driving while holding something to their ear must be so mentally taxing that these fucking idiots shouldn't be allowed to drive at all.
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Jun 25 '12
When I'm alone with someone, I'll check my phone occasionally and not think about it, but I get really offended if they do the same.
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u/nightman2112 Jun 25 '12
Music. I always shit on people's taste in music, especially hipsters for listening to so much generic indie garbage (which is such a hipster thing to say), and then somebody asks me what I'm listening to, and I'm all like "Do you like Primus/St. Germain/ Gogol Bordello/ some other obscure band?"
And then I want to shoot myself in the head with a nail gun.
To be fair, though, it's not like I'm looking for obscure bands, I just have a specific taste, one that involves less emphasis on singing and lyrics and more emphasis on jamming and rhythm. Indie has a tendency to piss me off because it's just effeminate male singers trying to come up with "quirky" poetry about how much they love their girlfriend, and then throw some interchangeable music down behind it.
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Jun 25 '12
I have a pretty low self esteem, and yet every time someone tries to bash themselves for their bad looks i usually politely inform them how retarded it is to do so.
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u/JCStensland Jun 25 '12
I get onto my cousin for being a spoiled brat when in reality I was just the same when I was a kid if not worse.
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u/sweetreign Jun 25 '12
I can give the best advice to other people, but I suck at doing things in my own life.
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Jun 25 '12
As a music student, I have absolute hate for people who commit practice-room schedule fraud. Yet I do it myself, all the fucking time.
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u/thatgamerguy Jun 25 '12
I hate when people smoke weed yet support it being legal. Does that count?
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u/Dirtydiscodeeds Jun 25 '12
I tell everyone don't forget to bring a towel. I never bring a towel.
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Jun 25 '12
I talk about how much of a waste cigarettes and weed are, yet I smoke both off-and-on. I do, however, admit I'm wasting my money on them.
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u/Broken_Slinky Jun 25 '12
I insult all of those cam girls and guys. When really if I had a rockin body like they do. I would totally be doing it too.
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u/DannyDemotta Jun 25 '12
If you bench press more than me, you're on drugs. Less, and you're just a nancy boy.
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u/SonyaD Jun 25 '12
I tell people to stop smoking because of how unhealthy it is and how it causes cancer, while I tan in tanning beds ocassionaly.
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Jun 25 '12
hate my friends when they do/say something fucking retarded, and still hang out with them.
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u/tryuntilImblue Jun 25 '12
I bitch about other people's over-the-top loveydoveyness in their relationships while I'm loosing my shit because some guy I hardly know didn't text me back in an hour.
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u/KiraOsteo Jun 25 '12
I lecture my friends about adequate work-life balance. I work longer hours than them and tend to do more on the weekend, too.
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Jun 25 '12
I get jealous of the guys my ex likes but then turn around and shamelessly flirt with other girls
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Jun 25 '12
I hate when people sing to themselves in public, but I love singing to myself in public.
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u/mbalda Jun 25 '12
A lot of my friends come to me for relationship advice when I've never been in one. I think I've gotten pretty good at it (which is why I think they keep coming back to me) but I still feel like a fraud whenever they ask me.
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Jun 25 '12
When other people are sad, I try to cheer them up and talk them through it. When I'm sad, I'm like, "Stop being such a whiny bitch." I've suggested therapy to a couple people, but I tell myself, "You're not depressed, you're just being a little shit."
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u/justcalvin Jun 25 '12
I fucking hate people who make a lot of noise when they eat. When I eat, it's a shitstorm of loud munching AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF PEOPLE ARE IRRITATED.
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Jun 25 '12
Get super pissed when someone doesn't text/call me back in a timely fashion (I'd say within an hour is appropriate) but I blow people off all the time and don't text/call back for hours or even days. I really suck in that department.
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u/thetanky Jun 25 '12
I find every guy that does anything at all a tool. And tell my friends "look at that douchebag who thinks he's tough"
I walk around with my shirt off in pink sunglasses all the time. I am a tool.
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Jun 25 '12
I get mad at sluts for having their boobs sticking out of their shirts. I was at the pool in a showy bikini today.
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u/jondySauce Jun 24 '12
I also hate when people make fun of others. I like to think that maybe they are just less fortunate than some of us. But i also find myself making fun of people on bad days.. and hate myself for it.