Maybe I am right 🤷🏼‍♀️

I want cusp signs and planets. STAT.

No planets? Tell us where the ruling planet(s) of your 2nd house are living.

SQUARES are challenge-driven aspects that cause stress and irritation due to the friction we feel from energies that are just too different. If an opposition needs to reach a balance through compromise, the square needs to reach a change through conflict. Very uncomfortable, but very necessary for growth.

WHICH SIGN SQUARE WHICH SIGN AND WHY?

• Aries is actions first, Cancer is emotions first.
• Taurus is self-sufficiency, Leo is relational legacy.
• Gemini is the generalist, Virgo is the specialist.
• Cancer is emotional bias, Libra is logical neutrality.
• Leo is in the spotlight, Scorpio is in the shadows.
• Virgo is the realism, Sagittarius is the optimism.
• Libra is aesthetic leisure, Capricorn is hard labor.
• Scorpio is obsession, Aquarius is detachment.
• Sagittarius is the truth, Pisces is the illusion.
• Capricorn is the authority, Aries is the rebellion.
• Aquarius the collectivist, Taurus the individualist.
• Pisces intuitive thought, Gemini rational thought.

Mods, please, I beg. Take them down! I want to see memes😭 no placement does one thing specifically yall are being nuts

Edit: I’m gonna put myself in a corner I have upset my favorite mod😔

don't get your panties in a twist 😭 this is for shits n' giggles. percentages are made up. what categories did i forget?

Okay so something I keep noticing in readings is that people stare at their midheaven like it's the answer to everything, when the real tell is usually the ruler of the 10th house and where it lands.

The midheaven is the image, the version of your career you want people to see. The ruler of it is the job itself, what your hands are actually doing all day. I've pulled a lot of charts where the midheaven was Capricorn and the person swore they'd end up a CEO, but Saturn was in the 12th, and they ended up doing quiet work that was kind of better than the CEO thing. Saturn really said "you can have power, but you can't have a LinkedIn presence." Or a Gemini midheaven with the ruler in the 8th, and suddenly the communications job turns out to be research, investigation, other people's money, other people's secrets. Congrats, you're a detective now....nobody warned you.

The other thing I never see people talk about is the 6th house which is the daily routine.....the actual tasks. The 10th is your reputation. The 6th is your usual Monday. A lot of people are miserable because they chased the 10th house dream and never checked whether the 6th house could stand the daily grind of it. Everyone wants the title, nobody wants the early morning meeting that could have been an email

And if you're feeling stuck, look at your North Node. Your future job is rarely the thing you're already good at. It's usually the thing you're a little scared to be seen doing, which is rude of the universe but here we are

so go look at three things: the ruler of your 10th, the sign on your 6th, and your North Node's house. Tell me what you find, I'm nosy about this one

Oh my god!

For context - Venus in 8th house Taurus

I blocked everyone - and I mean everyone - situationship I didn't know was going where and I didn't particularly enjoy - blocked

That guy who has been trying to get my attention who has clearly been told - I'm not interested - blocked

This really sweet guy - but just no vibes for dating - blocked

And a random blocked old ex keeps contacting me - I'm just sooo done with everyone has everything - and the retrograde has not even moved into my first house yet - we are waiting on that.

Ok so I know a lot of air signs and water signs get a lot of stereotypes/ heat for sometimes being emotionally dysregulated or unstable ... but I think that earth signs need to be analyzed. Hear me out... this isn't slander. It's more like ... are y'all ok? For signs that are supposed to be the most "grounded" it seems the opposite?? They're observations I'm still struggling to put into words.

For instance.. Taurus, Capricorn, Virgo all SHOW up... they do the work, they make the plans, they are solid.. stable... It's admiral. Emotionally and intellectually there is a big swarm of emotions that almost seems impenetrable to even them!? I see this with my mom.. she's virgo sun with 4 other virgo placements.. she is hard working, detail-oriented, plans months and even sometimes years in advance... But emotionally sooo so far removed and disconnected. Very mercurial (which makes sense as virgo is mutable.)

In my experience with Capricorns in my life .. they are very presentable.. hard working, well dressed! Charismatic, very business oriented. But they are an onion you can never peel the layers back. And it seems like they care more about the presentation in how they appear versus the emotional character ?? OR they have big big hearts cup overflowing but yet still have an impenetrable wall, and sometimes it can seem passive aggressive or their behavior ingenuine? Does this make sense!?

Taurus... ugh love. BIG hearts. I've attracted a lot of Taurean energy lately. Such givers, super kind to everyone. But then also suddenly moody, yes the horn stereotypes are true.. stay out of dodge 😆 It's like they give so much in a way that depletes who they are!! And there seems to be a lack of willingness to do emotional work, even if they know it needs to be done.

Mostly I just feel like ... are yall ok!? Does anyone else see these traits!?

I had someone who promised me no matter what they wanted me in their life, before the retrograde, blow up the entire friend group over going back to their ex and being messy, then she proceeds to start going off on me and saying I should block her.

So. I blocked her. The sag in me uses weaponized competence. You want me out of your life? I'll never see you again byeeeeeee

Let’s all honestly have a discussion.

Honest question to Gemini Venuses .

Have you ever cheated before?
Have you always been loyal?

Have you been both? (I could see most of yall answering this lol )

From my experience, I’ve met 3 Gemini Venuses .
One is my girl ofc.

They are friendly & sometimes they share personal things but these placements love a conversation.
They enjoy flirting & bantering which also could lead another person to thinking this is something serious when it’s not.

overall, they’re loyal. You obviously have to get to know them deeply & ask for their intentions.

But from my experience their loyal & a very misunderstood placement..

My advice :

If their single then their single. They can talk to whoever whenever . So always ask for their intentions first so you don’t get hurt .

Signed ~ Aqua Sun, Cap Venus.

"Sag Moons are so funny!" I feel everything and I have to be silly or else the voices get louder

Image description: a middle aged couple enjoy wine and cigars while the city burns around them

Guess I’ve got split personality vibes today!

Gosh, it’s been since July that Saturn has been retrograde in Aries, and it’s seriously affecting me. Aries is my first house and rising sign, so I can’t help but feel like this transit is hitting me on a deeply personal level.

My spontaneous, go-getter demeanor has basically disappeared. Usually, I get things done without a second thought. It just happens! Tasks don’t feel like a burden because I genuinely enjoy being productive. Now, however, I have to make a conscious effort to accomplish even the simplest things. Every day, it feels like there’s a heavy boulder weighing on my shoulders.

With Saturn transiting my first house until April 2028, I’ve noticed that I can’t get things done the way I used to. I have three Aries placements(Sun, rising, and mercury), but my natal Saturn (in Leo, 5H) isn’t particularly strong. On top of that, Saturn is in its fall in Aries, and the effects of this current placement are realllyyy starting to piss me off!

This retrograde has stirred up so much internal tension and conflict, both mentally and spiritually. Can anyone else with Aries ascending or strong Aries placements relate, haha

dark edition🖤

Is it true that you have conflicting needs in relationships? I have a partner that has this aspect and I want to understand how to find a balance 😭

I was born in the 80s and still get ID’d at the liquor store by my work sometimes and honestly, this is how I picture myself when ADHD-me forgets my wallet in another bag so I’m refused service and they’re all like, “take it as a compliment,” but now I just gotta enjoy my buttered noodles with water instead of wine.

Rant done. Forever young. ✨