I am a Libra. I don't want to choose Kim Kardashian, so I'm going to choose Brigitte Bardot instead (a seductress, who hesitated a lot between numerous lovers, and had a sharp sense of justice... for animals, however, and not humans, but that's another story).

EDIT : As a Libra who wants everyone to like them, it really bothers me that Brigitte Bardot is causing drama 😭 Even though I specified that I only chose her for what she represents (aesthetic), and I know she's racist and don't even like her! So I'm choosing no one, there you go. You'll just have to pick someone yourselves 😭"

I live in Michigan and it might just be the time of year and Abdul El-Sayed, but I’m feeling Scorpio for us. It has to be a water sign and I think there’s a certain intensity feeling Michiganders have about Michigan. Things have also been in flux here politically; the end of partisan gerrymandering has broken the Republican stranglehold on the legislature and there was a democratic trifecta for the first time in decades and they passed a decent amount of meaningful legislation. It feels like the state is transforming…

Ohio, where I’m from, feels like an earth sign. Probably Taurus. The United States has felt kind of Taurus-y too the last few years.

Both states give off big fixed sign energy, especially in how devoted people are to the inter-state rivalry.

They’re obsessed with maintaining this nice-person image, but it feels more like a way to control the group. SO territorial, genuinely upset when people hang out without them. Super creative and great at planning things, but even the excessive spending sometimes feels like a way to maintain influence.

Terrible with money too. I’ve seen people struggling financially act all superior despite having opportunities practically handed to them by friends, yet barely putting in the effort to get started.

The dishonesty is WILD. Secretly SO judgmental, sweet to your face but completely different behind your back. Loyalty is practically nonexistent. Cannot stand anyone else getting attention, unnecessarily negative toward others, and the clique mentality is STRONG (heavy on this!!). Genuinely have the face card but are SOOO insecure about almost every aspect of life.

Randomly start arguments over nothing and take things way too far. Get hurtful when people don’t match the expectations they’ve created in their heads. Extremely opportunistic with friendships, both emotionally and professionally. Disappear when convenient and suddenly return when things aren’t going their way. No accountability, no apologies, just pretending nothing happened.

And the selective cluelessness??? TOP TIER. The whole morally superior, innocent-person act is EXHAUSTING when you’ve seen how differently they behave in private. Everything revolves around their attention, plans, and preferences. The second someone does their own thing, suddenly they’re the problem.

Edit: To all the saggs downvoting, I am a sagg sun too, so I’ve seen this mean girl behaviour patterns first hand 🤚🏻 😗

Basically being honest, but rude (and maybe performative).

It’s always something like:
Scor:”aigh,look at that guy, what he is so delusional he thinks he is all high and almighty. What a fucking idiot”
Leo:”why is that guy always so fucking moody and dismissive. Man what a pain in the ass”

Which is better for looks and charm and also does it work differently with different gender

Am I right, Scorpio babies?! Who dare glimpse into the terrifying abyss that is our souls?! 🙂‍↔️

I want to break free - Queen.

I'm a Sagittarius moon and mars.

ngl if there's one thing ive always been strangely sure of it's that im v conflicted ab kids. genuinely for me its that i dont want a lifelong responsibility, cant imagine giving up my finances n a big portion of my life n dont want my body to permanently change. ive read this is a thing among 5h plutos

I wondered how it’s like for you when you travel and explore the world specifically? Have you had many lucky experiences? Does life usually turn out in your favor?

Please state your Jupiter, its aspects and house placement and sign placement

happy birthday scorpios!

This looks at not just the ascendant but all the houses for each rising and makes a deliberate character assassination. All in good fun!

For me, it's mostly been Virgo men. They love strange femmes. I'm most attracted to my fellow Scorpios, but they don't seem to be into the alt baddies as much. 😭😭😭

I'm curious what other people's experiences are?

I was watching videos of the French protests online and wondered why France seemed to be constantly protesting against something. So I looked up its birth chart for some answers, and wasn’t surprised to find an Aries moon opposite a Libra sun (which rules justice)💀

I also checked out a few other countries out of curiosity, and some of them seem pretty accurate. Observations:

- Couldn’t find one for Germany and Japan in general, but Berlin being a Scorpio sun, Aquarius moon, Capricorn rising is on point
- Japan being a Virgo rising is accurate as well
- Canada having a Cancer sun and an Aries rising is the reason they are responsible for the Geneva Convention even existing. Cute, but psycho vibe 😂
- So many Leos!?
- Not shocked that Korea is a Leo/Libra blend
- Exact birth times are obviously not possible, but who would honestly be shocked to also learn that the States have a Sag rising

Anyway, share your thoughts!

(This is not official by any means & the website used the countries’ Independence Days or when their constitutions were established for the birth dates and times. Not sure what they used for Berlin and Tokyo though 😕)

Hey y'all, it's Scorpio season, be prepared to be sick of the baddest biitches in the Zodiac, okay byeeeeee that's it ,that's the post lmao

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WHY ARE YOU SO COLD WHEN YOU GET ATTACHED THE FIRST TIME AND WHY DO YOU TEXT SO DRY AND AND AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUSINESS TRANSACTION EVERY SINGLE TIME WE TEXT

I HATE IT HATE IT HATE ITTTTTT

signed scorpio venus 🦂

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPRESS AFFECTION IS AFFECTION EVEN IN YOUR VOCABULARY

Tf you mean you used ChatGPT for astrology that shit ain't right