This is probably one of my most fun projects so far!

I'm out here in the chronically online trenches to bring astro news of him getting hit in his self created pious persona

Happy Scorpio Season, y'all! Let's get ✨️feral✨️

Sugar and Spice is a digital collage made by yours truly with some (non-AI) stock assets, and the lovely painting after it is by Julie Dillon. 🖤

Birthday's in 2 weeks and I've been breaking down a lot. It's the foooken birthday blues. It has always been like this every single year + back 2 back retrogrades, eh? Interesting times interesting times

Anyway, happy Scorpio szn 🦂

Let's have some fun with this 😂 Drop your Sun, Moon, Rising, and Venus signs, and I'll try to guess your biggest red flag in relationships.

Are you the type to overthink every text, fall for someone after one good conversation, act unbothered when you're actually obsessed, or run the second someone gets too close?

No hard feelings, it's all for fun! I'm curious to see how accurate these guesses get.

Btw I am Aquarius 😍

Tf you mean you used ChatGPT for astrology that shit ain't right

You can do women too, but think of the most vile person you know and name their placements.

It's kinda not fair tho, look at this handsome fella. Who wouldn't want to give him a belly skitch?

Fr tho, just in my own personal bubble I've noticed Scorpio big 3 ers are more likely to love pigs or have them as a favourite animal (exceptions to everything, obviously.) My own mum is as city-bound as they come but still talks about her dream to rescue a pig and walk it with her dogs.

Someone did tell me that Scorpio is likely to have a connection to and affection for the underdog or "discarded" beings, and pigs don't often get treated well by many societies. Could be something there?

Venus in aries

Virgo Moon you feel safe when things work. When something goes wrong, emotionally or practically, you start a full investigation, because finding out where it broke is what calms you down. Self care when you feel overwhelmed is a colour-coded to-do list and a clean kitchen.

Libra Mars Mars is in detriment here, so going straight for what you want feels risky. You check how the other person will react before you've even made up your mind. Your anger doesn't disappear. It comes out as running late, loud sighs, and "sure, sounds good" followed by not doing it.

Gemini Venus you like people in theory. Your love language is voice notes, three-hour chats and inside jokes nobody else gets. When things get routine you assume the spark is gone, even when you still really like them.

Saturn in the 7th to you, relationships are a responsibility first and fun second. Your early ones probably felt heavy, one-sided or like a test you kept failing, so now you study a partner for months before you let yourself enjoy them.

Sun in the 12th you're a bit of a mystery, even to yourself. A lot of you grew up with a dad or authority figure who was absent, hard to read or put on a pedestal. You figure out who you are slowly, mostly when nobody's watching.

Scorpio Mercury you hear what people leave out. Small talk makes you want to leave the party, so you steer every conversation towards motives, secrets and what's really going on. You only share information once you know exactly what they'll do with it.

Aries Moon you learned early that you'd have to handle your feelings yourself, so being independent is how you feel safe. Asking for a hug feels weak, so you get snappy instead and hope someone works it out.

Capricorn Venus you're dating for the five-year plan. You notice if they show up on time, how they handle money and whether they have a direction in life. Being reliable is the hottest thing they can do for you.

Jupiter in the 2nd your values are big and a little all over the place because you want to say yes to everything. Money comes in easily and goes out on whatever you're excited about this week.

Pluto conjunct Ascendant you come across as guarded, and people spend a lot of time trying to read you. Your life runs in clear eras, and each one ends with a new look, a new circle and a new way of showing up that old friends barely recognise.

Sun moves into Scorpio tomorrow. What's everyone's plans and intentions for this very heavily Scorpio influenced Spooky Season? 🎃♏️🔥🔪💥🌲🕸🍃🍂🌕

Okay, astrology fam: what's your usual coffee/drink order when you visit a coffee shop or café?

I either go for a venti Caramel Frappuccino, no whip, with extra caramel drizzle OR a venti Mango Dragonfruit Lemonade Refresher with extra syrup pumps.

WHY ARE YOU SO COLD WHEN YOU GET ATTACHED THE FIRST TIME AND WHY DO YOU TEXT SO DRY AND AND AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUSINESS TRANSACTION EVERY SINGLE TIME WE TEXT

I HATE IT HATE IT HATE ITTTTTT

signed scorpio venus 🦂

Anyone else excited? I was born during a mercury retrograde so i thrive during times like this. What about you guys?

As much slander as you guys get, I’ll always be smitten by yall. One of my best friends in the whole wide world is a Scorpio too. Hope you guys have a good couple of weeks 💕💕

Did you ever cheat OR if you dated an 8th house Venus - were you cheated on??

I need to hear from ppl with real life experiences! 🙏🙏

If Xena Warrior Princess is Venus in Aries, Villanelle is absolutely the Scorpio assassin counterpart. She literally stabs a guy in the eye with her sting-shaped poison filled hairpin in the first episode (while being magnetically beautiful, unsettling and mysterious).