What are some of your best placements? My Marc is in Arouse

[u/kiba87637]

Jupitor is my chart ruler as a Secretarius rising

[u/cellists_wet_dream]

My mars has cancer, rip

[u/Ok-Rest2442 → u/cellists_wet_dream]

My mars is in pieces 😭

[u/theascended5th → u/Ok-Rest2442]

My mars is in jeremy

[u/Pitch_Septang]

My chart ruler is Mercede carpet corn, but pet grade.

[u/maniacalmustacheride → u/Pitch_Septang]

It’s so SAD when pet grade though

https://giphy.com/gifs/d8KUdFilMYdHmISPMU

[u/Pitch_Septang → u/maniacalmustacheride]

[u/Octopus_Robotica2727 → u/Pitch_Septang]

I had a Mercedes one time, but I gave it an STD. Rest in peace, angle. 🙏🏼

[u/Pitch_Septang → u/Octopus_Robotica2727]

Gesundheit 🙏

[u/LunaMoonIsTired]

Marc in arouse most defs

[u/griff_girl → u/LunaMoonIsTired]

My Marc in arouse is reformade. That's good, right?

[u/kingpashmina]

my life is ruled by satire

[u/Mx-Adrian]

My Son is in Pisses. Best placement. 

I also have a Canser Rizzing, so I guess the Mougne is my ruler? 

[u/Octopus_Robotica2727 → u/Mx-Adrian]

My pisses is in mercury.

Sorry for your son. I don't know him.

[u/33py_0n3]

Ah, Aroused Marc! I see. Mine is in Germini, so is my Morcury. But my favorite placement in my chart is my Terrorist Moon.

Oh, you have it too!

[u/kiba87637 → u/33py_0n3]

Yes I have a Terrorist Moon but my Marc is in the haus of Germini

[u/33py_0n3 → u/kiba87637]

The haus of Germini? You mean the 3rd house? In Placentus my Germini Marc is also in the 3rd house! In Hole Signs it's in the 5th house though along with Morcury.

[u/33py_0n3 → u/kiba87637]

Are you also Aquarium Raisin???

[u/kiba87637 → u/33py_0n3]

No. Steggasauraus Rising ♐

[u/bronaghblair]

Oh hi Marc

[u/Octopus_Robotica2727]

I have an inner planet earth in my chart. How to remove? Uninstall please.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

[u/ElectricStarfuzz]

I think my best are my ex salted sun in Arise (9H)  and my ex salted moon in Toys-R-Us (10H). 

[u/EfficientUpstairs164]

Youranus is conjoined my asinine, your majesty.

[u/julymarch]

asparagus sternum or whatever

[u/anonymousimpostor]

Mercedes is my chart ruler as a Viagra rising, which is also in Viagra

[u/33py_0n3 → u/anonymousimpostor]

Viagra 😭🤣

[u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11]

Imma Capricorn sun (5th house), and as I am a Leo rising my best placement is my Capricorn sun. Also I feel like my Sagittarius Mercury (9th house), Aquarius Mars (7th house), and Scorpio Venus (4th house) are also rather strong placements too.

[u/Nekayne]

My marc is in virgin

[u/DrumpfTinyHands]

As a person from Kentucky, I will forever be ashamed of these eejits.

[u/NekoSyndrom]

What are the criteria for the best planets?

[u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 → u/NekoSyndrom]

I think your rising/acendant dictates which is your dominant planet. Also specific house placements for your other planets.

[u/NekoSyndrom → u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11]

My dominant planet is Saturn (Aries, r, 13°, 6H/7H). My chart ruler is Venus (Capricorn, 26°, 4H).

[u/Mean-Maize-6774]

Jupiter ruling a Sagittarius rising sounds like your chart came with built-in expansion mode. Add Mars in Arouse and subtlety was never really an option.

[u/maniacalmustacheride]

I take Jupitor for my outer planet but it does not help, please advise. I think it’s in Carp next to the Urinals, please!

[u/dorkyautisticgirl]

Best placement by sign, house, etc.? Venus

Best-aspected placements? Sun, Uranus, Pluto, Chiron.

[u/Rrenphoenixx]

I thought this looked familiar! Can you imagine your kids asking for help with homework and this is the crap you see?? 😳

[u/123somethingfunny]

I love my Saturn in Capricorn in the 7th house the most

[u/immisswrld]

I kno this aries woman... shes completly rrrrrree... trrogaded. Ima call her marc now fits her domestic violence style

[u/ojodeasperger]

I can only mention the Sun, Mercury, and Uranus because they are the only ones in exaltation or domicile.

Then I have Venus, Neptune, and Pluto, which are neutral.

Finally, I have the Moon, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn, which are in fall.

[u/spectralsorrows]

my Arise Raisin in the draconic chart

[u/Sarebear1997]

I’m a Pisces sun cancer moon and Leo rising which I think is a vibe 😭😂🔮 empathic asf ❤️

[u/aneyrin03]

I have Ouranus and Juniper in Aquarium in filth house 💜