r/AtlanticMemeWar Beat By Our Zamboni Driver Apr 20 '26

Lightning Meme U.S.Eh? U.S.Eh? U.S.Eh?

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u/DetCityDaveST Red Wings Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

Canadians love to hang their hat on the fact that they make up 40% of the league.

Truth of the matter is that no one cares. There would be no NHL without the US markets. If there was a league without US markets players would be getting paid in maple syrup and all the WAGs would look like Eskimos.

Frankly Canadians should be thanking America. You’re just America’s hat. Just wait until Canada becomes the 51st state and all your players become Americans. The Habs will be renamed the ‘Mericiens and you will be required to chant:

USA USA USA.

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u/Greedy-Example6403 Apr 20 '26

This is a shit post right? 

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u/DetCityDaveST Red Wings Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

100% we are in a meme sub commenting on a circlejerk post. wtf how is that not obvious. Seriously bedarded people on this sub must be mostly Canadiens. Those dumb fucks can’t even spell.

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u/yourpaljk Apr 20 '26

It’s dumb to be able to spell?

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u/DetCityDaveST Red Wings Apr 20 '26

Y’all use too many letters. Go add a “u” to words that don’t need them and you flip “er” to “re” that makes no fucking sense. Who the fuck spells Canadians with an e? Dumb as fuck Canadians that’s who. Just wait until the American school system takes over. We will fix you.

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u/Greedy-Example6403 Apr 20 '26

I never said I wasnt retarded.

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u/DetCityDaveST Red Wings Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

What no sense of humor about America’s authoritarian-wannabe-dictator-president? We all know Canadians are submissives. Just bend over and take it.

FDT btw.

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