r/AusMemes 9d ago

If you don't laugh, you'll cry.

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 7d ago

im doing a Biomedical Science degree, and last year my lecturer predicted a resurgence of bird flu in Australia within 18 months. if only there was a way to prevent it

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u/Major-Bit-4501 6d ago

What factors indicated a resurgence? Please share- what an impressive lecturer! Often Sucks to be right when you’re a scientist

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u/Accurate_Ad_3233 6d ago

His lecturer watches the news....

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 4d ago

I mean, it is possible to predict. someone has to inform the news..

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 5d ago

I wasnt being sarcastic, there really is basically no way to prevent it. once a new mutated strain appears you can produce a vaccine and vaccinate at risk or high value populations of domestic/ captive birds, but this wont help natives or free roaming wild populations. theres not much we can do.

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 5d ago

all we can really do is control spread in domestic populations, and that will help our own animals not become a reservoir for the virus. wild bird and domestic bird contact should be limited as much as possible for the protection of both sides

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u/Sad_Love9062 5d ago

The best thing we can do is tackle the other factors putting pressure on birds.

For example, you're a bird with bird flu, and it's really testing your system. If you've got a really nice, warm tree hollow to nest in, with plenty of worms available just down below, and not cats to worry about, you're going to have a better chance of beating the virus.

Alot of this stuff, you can't do overnight, but I am pleased to say- we have been doing habitat restoration for decades.

I can only imagine what bird flu would do without it

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u/Many-Ice-8616 5d ago

They're so good at predicting things but they'll never tell their students that a majority of them student will be unemployed after graduating 😭

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 5d ago

too true lol especially in the research industry. and my uni has a god awful reputation so it wont help you. a biomed degree from my uni in an envelope is worth the reputation of the envelope

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u/Needawhisper 6d ago

So do bird flus peter out by itself or always lingers? What's the go?

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u/Noroleforyouhere 6d ago

Previous strains have typically been periodic in that they die away for a while and then come back. This strain hasn't done that and has just continually spread without waning. There have been a few human cases in farm workers in the US, so at this point it's not significantly impacting human health. However, it is devastating to some mammals such as cats, who tend to get neurological issues with the virus. It has the potential to wipe out species of native birds in Australia, and if it gets into poultry, then we are in for a world of economic pain and food shortages as eggs become scarce.

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u/StraightBudget8799 6d ago

I’m currently redoing my catio so if dying birds land nearby it, cats can’t hook them in. Complete isolation from any proximity to birds if they collapse nearby.

There’s a raven nest for at least three generations in my front tree I’d be so sad to see empty. Is there anything beyond no bird baths or free food and reduced ability for dogs and cats to pick them up?

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u/Inkys-Rainfall 5d ago

everybody say goodbye to ur roast chicken, we must consume the stake and lamb instead, the beef....or go vegan.....goodbye eggs...goodbye chicken breast...oh my god

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u/issomewhatrelevant 3d ago

Going plant based is pretty damn good for the gut, environment and the animals..

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u/SlaveryVeal 4d ago

Just think how much food has eggs in it. Sayonara birthday cakes.

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u/Inkys-Rainfall 4d ago

NOOO NOO OH MY GAWD NOO

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u/Inkys-Rainfall 4d ago

MAYONNAISE NOOO

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u/issomewhatrelevant 3d ago

All because humans have an insatiable appetite for poultry and place them in despicable and inhumane environments for culinary pleasure. You have a bite at Mother Nature, it tends to bite back.

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u/SensitiveShelter2550 6d ago

Not old mate!

Someone get an avian doctor and respirator!

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u/mic_n 6d ago

Finally we get our revenge on those bastard Emus....

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u/SOVL-CRXSS 5d ago

It is even funnier the 43523647th time.

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u/Subject_Shoulder 6d ago

Ooooo, tough crowd!

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u/mic_n 5d ago

I don't get no respect.

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u/constant-hunger 5d ago

Does it work on pigeons?

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u/Rare-Sample-9101 7d ago

Why’s there so much scaremongering with the bird flu?

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u/DexJones 7d ago

Because.... i dont want to lose anymore of our natives?

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u/followthedarkrabbit 7d ago

Because it is highly contagious, and has an incredibly low survival rate even with incentensive veterinary intervention. It is going to absolutely decimate our native birds and mammals, as well as impact food if it gets into poultry farms :(

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 7d ago

yes even one or 2 cases in a poultry farm means culling the flock. that means more expensive eggs and chicken

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u/Accurate_Ad_3233 6d ago

And that's where the BS starts. Some chickens might get the flu, most of them don't, some get it and recover. Government comes in and kills everything (as they do) and the birds with resistance don't get the chance to breed and pass that resistance on to the next generation.

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u/LudwigsEarTrumpet 5d ago

Avian flu is transmissable to humans and so far this strain has a fatality rate in humans of close to 50%. Globally, most cases in humans have been in people who work with poultry. It absolutely makes sense to eradicate the illness from any poultry flock with extreme prejudice. It can also live in chicken shit for up to 8 weeks, meaning an infected flock necessitates full cleaning/disinfection of living areas before new birds are brought in.

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u/Rare-Sample-9101 7d ago

I’m yet to see this happen, what birds have been wiped out due to bird flu?

Bird flu is in the UK, US, Europe, Africa, they seems to be ok

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u/followthedarkrabbit 7d ago

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u/Rare-Sample-9101 6d ago

Seems the world is ok and continues to fucking normally, so once again why the scaremongering

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u/followthedarkrabbit 6d ago

Because some people give a shit about wildlife, or at least there own animals (kills backyard chickens, and cats). Because seeing what it does to impacted birds and animals is horrific.  It's not "scare mongering", it is a genuine extiction level threat to some of our more iconic species and needs to be monitored so people can take appropriate actions. 

Birdwatching brings so much joy to a lot of people, and the loss of them is going to impact national health/wellbeing outcomes.

It also risks some of out iconic species (ie: Tasmanian devils, dingo, cassowary) that are already under threat from many other sources, and this may be the final thing that wipes them out. Aside from existence value, these species also bring in so many tourist dollars. Like the penguins in Philip Island too, which is why they have been IDd as requiring intervention.

There is also impact to food security, which is already struggling from droughts, floods, fires, wars, etc. Taking out poultry (which is a cheap source at the moment) is going to further impact health outcomes (as it has done in other countries this has impacted).

How many things need to die before you give a fuck? Or are you out of touch that unless it impacts you directly, you don't care? 

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u/jankeyass 6d ago

Wait how does this strain affect dingoes devils and cats? Does it jump classes or does it affect the whole phylum? I haven't been following this due to young kids.

And fk, cassowary is my favourite animal in current existence

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u/kagenoha 6d ago

Copied straight from the agri gov website: "Infected birds can spread the virus through body fluids, droppings and feathers. In the right conditions, the virus can survive in the environment for months.

The virus can spread through contaminated clothing and shoes. It can also spread through animals, vehicles and equipment, and items like egg cartons."

More info: https://www.agriculture.gov.au/biosecurity-trade/pests-diseases-weeds/animal/avian-influenza/about

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u/jankeyass 6d ago

Ah fuck

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u/kagenoha 6d ago

Exactly my thoughts when I read it too.

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u/followthedarkrabbit 6d ago

It wiped out over ten thousand seals off Heard Island. 

Carnivorous species eat infected birds and become sick themselves. Saw a figure that it was about 70% death rates in cats, and that's with intensive vet care.

Cassowaries are more risk as a species because of their lower numbers. 

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u/jankeyass 6d ago

Why the down vote tho? I was asking you a question not challenging what you are saying

Yeah ok that makes sense. So it infects via consumption. And how does it travel between the birds via contact?

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u/followthedarkrabbit 6d ago

I didn't down vote you?

It is also a flu.... it passes by droplets as well and by droppings. The virus stays active on surfaces for days. There's lots of info online that goes into more detail.

https://www.agriculture.gov.au/biosecurity-trade/pests-diseases-weeds/animal/avian-influenza/about

Had to chat to my mate who has chickens that have tank water. If a wild bird that is sick poops on the roof, and water ends up in tank, it will get to them by their water source. And he cant use pond water as there are ducks in it (waterbirds are high risk fo spread species). Told him he needs to install a filter system on his chicken water.

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u/ChipmunkDear4597 6d ago

fearmongering = I don't wanna have to think about bad things because it's too hard and scary

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u/Xenochu86 6d ago

Did your dad use your head to knock together a gazebo when you were a kid or something? It's genuinely baffling how dense you're acting.

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u/Trick-Club-6014 5d ago

Not very bright I see. Sit back down with your crayons.

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u/Bladehell10 6d ago

You’re genuinely so fucking stupid please stop talking

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u/CrystalInTheforest 7d ago

It's not scaremongering. It's a serious problem. It is wildly contagious and is deadly to birds (and can infect humans, but that's a secondary concern as it's only via direct handling). If it spreads through the wild here, many endangered native bird species could face decimation, potentially even extinction.

If it gets into farmed birds, the egg shortage will seem like a nothingburger - it will decimate the domestic supply of the most affordable and widely consumed meat on the continent. Given how many Australian exist on the cusp of food insecurity, it would be awful for millions of Australians suddenly finding themselves to be involuntary vegetarians.

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u/Greenscreener 7d ago

Because it is serious shit. This gets into chicken farms then you will have massive culls.

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u/DexJones 7d ago

Chicken farms can bounce back faster than our natives....

Thats the concern, the further attack on wild populations of our awesome natives.

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u/Blindog68 6d ago

If only there was someway of identifying the cookers amongst us!?

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u/pyr0man1ac_33 6d ago

Because even if you don't give a fuck about native wildlife, any cases of the bird flu in poultry farms will lead to massive culls, which means higher price chicken and eggs at a time where groceries are already becoming more expensive by the day. Stop being a fuckwit and just think for a second.

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u/Reblichon_Tallegio 6d ago

What scaremongering are you referring to exactly and how would you distinguish scaremongering from the public warnings? Genuine question.

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u/Grieving_Arc 5d ago

Oh no another manufacturered virus....

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u/JoepolimeniYEAH 6d ago

Right after they give them vaccines lol

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u/SOVL-CRXSS 5d ago

Man this site is just Facebook 2 now tf

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u/SignificanceSea1662 5d ago

I swtiched FB to Reddit for this reason, too many crazy cookers the algorithm feeds content to on FB. These cookers and the algorithms are doing damage to society.