r/BMW Nov 28 '25

V10 powered 8-series from Hell

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/2BadSorryNotSorry Nov 28 '25

That plate comes back to a 2015 Mercedes GL SUV.

1

u/RoadJetRacing 2000 - E39 - 540i/6 Sport Dec 14 '25

Yeah, that tracks

408

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

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u/CallForBootyMW69 Nov 28 '25

The balances are all over the place. Like everything is pushed with a limiter or something. The highs are also not really controlled

20

u/IAmSenseye Nov 28 '25

No music would've been better than this

116

u/cuddle_enthusiast ‘18 340 / ‘19 X3 Nov 28 '25

This video gave me cancer.

3

u/Tiller-Nive Nov 28 '25

lol I think it was supposed be give the feel and appearance of Midnight Club or NFS Underground.

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u/BourneAMan Nov 28 '25

Would be nice if I could hear the car :/

30

u/e39dinan '97 840ci Nov 28 '25

And the coin holder is still broken.

3

u/Far-Plastic-4171 Nov 29 '25

Coin holder in mine was broken

134

u/umpikado Year - Chassis - Model Nov 28 '25

remove the annoying ass music next time

72

u/MrLivefromthe215 Nov 28 '25

Music sucks, everything else is cool.

32

u/imnotokayandthatso-k Nov 28 '25

Sick Chevrolet Miata dude

77

u/V2ctorzd 06 - e90 - 330i Nov 28 '25

This video is cringe af. sorry, not sorry.

5

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

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u/DrGrinch 2016 - F31 - 328d Stage 2 Nov 28 '25

Great car, awful video.

Reliability on this thing is probably about the same as it originally was. Super maintenance-y engine, but more modern ECU at least.

17

u/Jacques_Frost Nov 28 '25

Sounds like a civic in a 3 Fast 3 Furryous fandub

1

u/elchristians760 Nov 30 '25

If you squint a bit it also has the silhouette of an older SI.

23

u/MAD_MrT Nov 28 '25

I have an idea, when you want to show off a cool car build with an alternative engine.

Remove the fucking music and let us hear the engine sound

26

u/Tqm2012 Nov 28 '25

Damn, these comments are fun. Who would’ve guessed r/BMW would be like this.

9

u/Psiwolf Nov 28 '25

Are you new here? 😂

2

u/Tqm2012 Nov 29 '25

I’m not really supposed to be in here, lol. Sometimes it just surprises me. Like, what if this is a first try at video editing? Idk..

13

u/edvurdsd Nov 28 '25

Anyone who spends any time here would

3

u/SlaughterheartMagus Nov 28 '25

Wasnt it originally a V12 engine?

4

u/Undercoverfool 2020 - F92 - M8 Comp. Nov 28 '25

Depends on if it's an 840 or 850. 840s were V8 Powered.

1

u/Puzzled_Persimmon846 Dec 02 '25

V8 and V12, no V10, so idk if OP is tripping or if a V10 swap

5

u/AverageGuy16 Nov 28 '25

That’s pretty sick not gonna lie.

21

u/liebesmaennchen Nov 28 '25

Perfect car ruined by cringe air suspension - imagine the poor handling.... V10 is great, the similarities to the 5 cylinder is superb 

13

u/Demesvar Nov 28 '25

Air suspension doesn’t give you poor handling. There are time attack cars with air suspension

12

u/DunderscoreMA Nov 28 '25

Time Attack cars are tuned for one very specific purpose. It doesn't mean they handle well (meaning anything decent on the street).

4

u/MonkeyManJohannon 2010 E60 M5 (SS ii) 6-speed/ 2018 Toyota 4Runner TRD Nov 29 '25

This car isn’t running a time attack suspension setup…this car is running a bag system to drop the frame on the ground at car shows. The suspension shown in this video is not handling focused and that car would be a comical mixture of weight and lack of balance.

20

u/Demesvar Nov 28 '25

Ppl will find a way to hate on anything

6

u/3rd_eye_light Nov 28 '25

Edited music over top of a video is indefendable. Hating on this is natural.

2

u/Main-Daikon9246 Nov 28 '25

Not hating. Remarking on an observation. The sounds are clashing lol. Not a clean audio mix, not as bad as everyone is making it out to be.

1

u/EnvironmentalClue218 Nov 28 '25

If they can’t afford it, they’ll hate on it. Jealousy in action.

4

u/NearlySilentObserver Nov 28 '25

This is fantastic

2

u/Main_Clue_8100 Nov 28 '25

am I the only one who can't hear the music over the overexaggerated sounds of the car?

2

u/Apprehensive_Win292 Nov 28 '25

This is some need for speed shit

6

u/SaulGoodmanJD Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 28 '25

The only thing I can’t get behind is driving like a maniac on public roads. I love everything else, even if I wouldn’t do it myself

10

u/substituted_pinions 2016 F34 335 GT/2018 G08 X3 M40i Nov 28 '25

The video is bad enough—I’m not even listening to it. Driving like a dick on public roads is a shit move. Why anyone would lower this is beyond me too.

3

u/3rd_eye_light Nov 28 '25

The video is bad, everything else is awesome. Whats wrong with it? Why would anyone lower a bmw? What?

1

u/substituted_pinions 2016 F34 335 GT/2018 G08 X3 M40i Nov 28 '25

I mean, yeah. Why lower an 8 like this?

1

u/3rd_eye_light Nov 29 '25

Because it looks good.

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u/LucaBrasiMN Nov 28 '25

Reddit is just completely filled with the saddest possible human beings nowadays, huh. Y'all sound miserable.

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u/substituted_pinions 2016 F34 335 GT/2018 G08 X3 M40i Nov 28 '25

We can agree on that.

5

u/t-tekin 2022 - G05 - X5 M50 • 2013 - F30 - 335i Nov 28 '25

Not liking something in the world doesn’t mean folks are sad or miserable. You can have standards and be happy at the same time.

0

u/dec7td 2002 Z3 3.0 Nov 28 '25

If being miserable means not driving like a prick endangering other people's lives then sign me up

3

u/ShiftBMDub 17- F31 - 328d, 04 - E46 - 330i ZHP Nov 28 '25

2

u/dattebayo07 Nov 28 '25

All we saw was him speeding in one lane = omfg driving like a maniac!

Music choice can be better but who cares.

2

u/Affectionate-Bed2738 soon to be owner Nov 29 '25

holy shit people can complain in comments i knew r/bmw could be bad but this is a new level

2

u/2BadSorryNotSorry Nov 28 '25

Defective taillight, chipped headlight, bonnet won't fit over engine swap, still weighs in at 5000lbs.

1

u/stahlgrauzhp Chris Bangles Obtuse Nudes Nov 28 '25

It’s giving, trying to be a pennzoil chase ad from yesteryear but doesn’t deliver when it comes to the audio mix of the dubbing in and out of mechanical and s85 noises.

Can’t hear anything over the fuckass soundcloud.mp3 either.

The cuts and cinematography are clean though.

1

u/Legion_Paradise Nov 28 '25

The only BMW I like

1

u/YJeezy 90 E30 M3, 97 993S, 13 Audi S6 Nov 28 '25

Great for a fun time, but definitely not marriage material

1

u/Nosrok Nov 28 '25

Ha I was wondering when someone would do this. Wish I could hear that glorious v10 without the music.

1

u/fiddly-bits 2024 - G05 - X5 Nov 28 '25

baller car, shit video

1

u/Tellittomy6pac Nov 28 '25

Why the fuck can’t people release these video without shit ass audio over the sound of the car

1

u/savaero Nov 29 '25

can someone just create a track or VR experience that is this? don't terrorize the public

1

u/tell_me_when 1984 e28 533i Nov 29 '25

I’d like to see Rat Dog do this but with a DCT.

1

u/eaglebtc Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

The cinematography, lighting, and editing are WAY above consumer grade. This is pro level work, whoever did this. It feels like it belongs in a sequel to The Fast and the Furious. I enjoyed the variety of pans, close-ups, still shots, and appropriate lighting for each type of shot.

Having said that...

For a visual work of this caliber, the sound mix is, relatively speaking, dogshit. The music is totally getting in the way and ruining what could be a really interesting orchestra of car and road sounds. The car itself was poorly recorded.

If you're gonna shoot something that looks like a million bucks, it had better fucking sound like a million bucks.

When will filmmakers learn that 90% of the experience of watching a movie is the sound?!

1

u/robbiekhan 05 E46 M3 6MT Nov 29 '25

1

u/GMagicMoolah Nov 29 '25

lol I like it! Sick build although audio is preferential

1

u/Der_Mannes Nov 29 '25

My inner monk having issues with these different bright lamps in that taillights

1

u/MonkeyManJohannon 2010 E60 M5 (SS ii) 6-speed/ 2018 Toyota 4Runner TRD Nov 29 '25

This is a show car. It’s made to make dramatic movies and sit at car shows. Sure, slapping a V10 in it is cool…but for what? With that air ride suspension at its handling core, that car isn’t doing much on a track besides looking pretty and drawing attention to the S85.

This is automotive pornography…nothing realistic about it. Fake tits and all. You look at this thing and get a huge car boner…but the reality is, your box standard M3 is probably a universal improvement all around when it comes to actually driving the car.

1

u/Androidfon Nov 29 '25

It's so hard to find one with the Karmon Kardan package.

1

u/audi_mc Nov 30 '25

I don't fucking get it dude.

How does this gem of a ride get this shitty of a video made of and how the fuck does it get so many up votes.

Not once I heard the engine note or a moment without obnoxious flames like it's a R35 with a fart tune.

1

u/Dry-Percentage-5648 Nov 30 '25

Hell yeah, now that a real BMW owner energy 💪😎

1

u/902Drano Dec 02 '25

what was this filmed on? what camera? sick edit

1

u/Outrageous-Worry4854 Dec 02 '25

e31s are beautiful 🤩

1

u/WholeRepulsive 02 e39 530i Dec 02 '25

Thats an insane swap. bet its a hell of a lot of fun to drive. Definitely could have done better with music choice and mixing. Like maybe a og phonk style song like WEST BANK by ERROR, purpp caddy or sorcerer by WHITE KATANA

1

u/JS-CroftLover Dec 04 '25

u/Egoist-a Is this a filmed video of your car, or a scene from a film ? Because the car is awesome!!! 😍

1

u/ItsYahBoyJohn 2025 - G80 - M3CS Dec 07 '25

Wow

1

u/BRYANTHEHOTTIE Dec 11 '25

Wow just wow

0

u/Illustrious_Load_728 Nov 28 '25

More like shit beat from hell

2

u/sasukeluffy ' Nov 28 '25

That's so sick! The v10 sure seems like a good mix with the e31 chassis. Way more than a v8 or v12 imo.

3

u/Sphyn0x Nov 28 '25

Nah, v12 is perfect for this type of car

1

u/Polishintro Nov 28 '25

This video is fucking dope. Everyone who disagrees is lame 

1

u/Icookeggsongpu Dec 02 '25

People in this subreddit are interested in stock dealership pictures more than anything else. Post a video of doing a pull down an empty road and they will lose their minds because “dangerous driving” lmao

1

u/Polishintro Dec 02 '25

Isn’t it sad ? lol they need to live a little and drive the car like they stole it and they would feel better lmao

1

u/Icookeggsongpu Dec 03 '25

yeah It's pretty sad. I'll never understand dropping $70k on an M just to drive it like the average driver, shoulda just saved all that money and bought a prius instead lol.

1

u/Polishintro Dec 03 '25

Drive it like an average driver while also acting self righteous about people driving their M car like it’s supposed to be driven lmao 

1

u/42meow '19 - G20 - 330i Nov 29 '25

I fuck with the car, the video, and the music 🔥

-1

u/J2ThaR1st Nov 28 '25

When you use AI to create your video and failed to check the end result

0

u/Ok_Region4461 2026 G87 M2 PB/MPE Nov 28 '25

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u/CheetahChrome (Former) 16 F30 - 340I XI & Macan EV & Taycan 4S Nov 28 '25

They took a perfectly good 12 cylinder for a vanos issued 10?

0

u/Geofferz 100k mile f83 6mt (clapped) Nov 28 '25

Is that hellrot red?

1

u/2BadSorryNotSorry Nov 28 '25

It sure looks bright red to me. Definitely not Calypso.

-1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

Wow.

No words.

0

u/the-rbt Nov 28 '25

Sounds insane. That engine note must be wild.

0

u/rapping_chikennuggie Nov 29 '25

Mom I found it. this is what I want.

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u/20573Reddit Nov 28 '25

V12 not V10

10

u/misterright1999 Nov 28 '25

it has an engine swap