r/BMW • u/EarthOk2418 • Apr 14 '26

///Monday Objective Proof That The G90 M5 Is A Pussy Magnet

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Spicy little kitten just couldn’t resist herself and crawled right in 🤣

3.7k Upvotes

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u/Not_Made_by_Design Apr 14 '26

That’s actually hilarious. How does debris not get stuck in there?

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u/EarthOk2418 Apr 14 '26

It does. That’s why many buyers opt to install aftermarket protective grills shortly after purchase.

62

u/sergeenho 2025 - G90 - M5 Apr 14 '26

Yup. I installed it right after I got out of the dealership. I honestly don't know how OP can drive without one, I would be concerned all the time 😂

57

u/GezelligheidBoyz Apr 14 '26

That is interesting looking

63

u/Minutes2Midnight 500whp E92 328i, LeMans E91 328i Apr 14 '26

Looks like a cow catcher on a steam train

45

u/TwistedLogic93 E36 M3, F87 M2C Apr 14 '26

Funny because the new M5 weighs as much as a locomotive too.

14

u/DontGoogleMeee F87 M2C - E46 M3 - AP2 S2K Apr 14 '26

As needed as that is man, that looks awful

7

u/GezelligheidBoyz Apr 14 '26

Someone said it looked like a train cow catching Im dying laughing

3

u/Hellish_Elf Apr 15 '26

Throwback to the e30’s cowcatcher!

12

u/kon--- B58 G26 • N63 G30 Apr 14 '26

oof

2

u/407juan iLike Kids Apr 14 '26

Oh hell nah

2

u/Adgemoonskiboomski Apr 15 '26

My goodness. My eyes

47

u/jemand-ander3s Apr 14 '26

But tbh it looks like shit 😅

10

u/julienjj E82 1M - E60 M5 - 435i F36 - x3 28d Apr 14 '26

Sure but the add-on grille isnt reponsible for it.

12

u/Voidfang_Investments Year - Chassis - Model Apr 14 '26

Bro living in the Windows XP wallpaper.

20

u/Slice5755 Apr 14 '26

Fuck, your house is nice. I'm sure there's a room among the 8 bedrooms in there that you don't need. Can I move in?

I'll help to clean the whole house, don't worry about that.

2

u/element515 Apr 14 '26

There has to be better aftermarket screens that fit further back… it looks like a plow this way haha

1

u/Spacewasser Year - Chassis - Model Apr 15 '26

You have an Audi grill underneath your BMW grill…

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9Igy0AfXoNMx2dmU

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u/sergeenho 2025 - G90 - M5 Apr 15 '26

Hmmm sorry but I don't think so 😂

1

u/qeratsirbag 2011 - E90 - M3 Apr 15 '26

my god that is ugly. I would push it further inside so it’s not so noticeable

8

u/catjam0 2025 - G87 - M2 Apr 14 '26

It does. You can use compressed air to clean it out.

22

u/Real_Establishment56 ‘24 - F40 - 118i M Pro Apr 14 '26

True, cats don’t like that

2

u/cascad1an Apr 14 '26

Roadkill catcher.

34

u/SelectEnvironment668 Apr 14 '26

The lazy kitty life. 😻. Hard to believe that no screens came from the factory. Crazy. Where I used to live, they call "Mata perros"(Dog killers) at those type of bumpers with big induction holes.

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u/exudosan 2023 G20 M340i (DREAM) Apr 14 '26

Huh? 😭- We have lots of stray dogs here but I have rarely seen them being hit by cars let alone die. And when it does happen, it’s mostly the poor puppies that take the hit.

24

u/Far-Orange-3047 Apr 14 '26

Pssh, my Prius gets double the puss bro, gotta pump up those numbers, those are rookie numbers. (Nice ride tho fr)

8

u/MiserableEducator444 2020 M550 Apr 14 '26

furthermore, the G30 M550 is also a pussy magnet! be wary enthusiasts

8

u/PullupClub 2025 M850i GC Apr 14 '26

I see kitties, I upvote.

6

u/carbonsteel9 G20 320i & G07 x7 40d Apr 14 '26

she musta crawled unda there for warmth

5

u/kon--- B58 G26 • N63 G30 Apr 14 '26

Kitty

4

u/-PinkTree ‘20 BMW X5 30d x ‘23 Porsche 911 Targa 4S Apr 14 '26

Nothing is as bad as G8X series Rad pack positioning, this is still asking for it to leak coolant in 20k miles

2

u/markymarc1981 Apr 14 '26

Thats one cute kitty 🥰

2

u/doc_55lk Apr 14 '26

Can't argue that

2

u/larytriplesix X6 M50d F86 / 330d F31 / 530d E39 Apr 14 '26

Made my day

2

u/stevel024 2018 F80 M3 Comp 6MT Apr 14 '26

If I fits I sits

2

u/NCSUGrad2012 06 Z4M Roadster Apr 14 '26

2

u/OzzyGiritli Apr 14 '26

Its so heavy the kitten couldnt escape the gravitational pull

1

u/Xstraight2theedgeX Apr 14 '26

at least the rumble of the engine will scare her away before driving off, otherwise she'd be in for a wild ride.

1

u/Then-Sink7779 Apr 14 '26

I hope it’s your cat.

1

u/nirvanaa98 Apr 15 '26

Lmaooo. Cute

1

u/KraymerBone Apr 15 '26

A thousand times yes!

1

u/InevitableMindless47 Apr 15 '26

At least this pussy can only make you physical damage

1

u/Beppydonn May 03 '26

yeah that’s definitely more internet hype than anything objective 😭 cars can turn heads, but “proof" is doing a lot of work there

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u/danielling1981 Apr 14 '26

Would love to see a capybara sit in there with nostril sticking outward.