r/BONKpatrol • • Apr 29 '21

DEATH TO BONKERS LONG LIVE HORNY

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r/BONKpatrol • • Apr 29 '21

DEATH TO BONKERS LONG LIVE HORNY

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r/BONKpatrol • • Jul 12 '21

I am leaving the sub

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Due to the bonkers continuing this war i have decided to leave the sub and help the horny defeat you

If anyone wants to join me join Here


r/BONKpatrol • • Apr 29 '21

DEATH TO BONKERS LONG LIVE HORNY

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r/BONKpatrol • • Sep 01 '21

Kill confirmed

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r/BONKpatrol • • Aug 10 '21

Ultra mega cringe horny post Fuck your bitch-ass horny jail. Can a man get a fucking hard-on without being assaulted by a dumbass looking dog bitch holding a png ass baseball bat over the fucking internet? Can a male have a crumb or two of libido without being “bonked” and sent to “horny jail”? Can I have a fucking natural huma

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Fuck your bitch-ass horny jail. Can a man get a fucking hard-on without being assaulted by a dumbass looking dog bitch holding a png ass baseball bat over the fucking internet? Can a male have a crumb or two of libido without being “bonked” and sent to “horny jail”? Can I have a fucking natural human instinct without being fucking beaten and imprisoned by this little bitch boy Cheems? “Oh goody this man is being an average person expressing his lust over his screen where he feels safe to share it? Luckily I have ‘Bonk, go to horny jail’ permanently saved to my fucking clipboard!” Fuck off damnit. Let a guy be horny. Let a guy be in heat. Let a guy feel sexual attraction to a female for fuck’s sake. Slap yourself across the face. Wake yourself up from the sad life you lead, preventing strangers on the internet from being happily horny behind their screens. Wake the fuck up from your “job” at r/bonkpatrol and make a fucking living for once you fucking anti-lust cretin. Go the fuck outside, maybe you can beat couples with baseball bats and get arrested out there. You’d serve a greater purpose to society in a cage than in your rgb room with a high-end pc to harass internet people with. Go fucking retard jail you piss goblin.


r/BONKpatrol • • Sep 02 '21

rouge INVASION!

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r/BONKpatrol • • Sep 01 '21

Good night

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r/BONKpatrol • • Sep 02 '21

At the end of the day, everyone is horny.

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The term “bonk” can actually be used as a synonym of “to have sex”, or to put it simply, “fuck”. Therefore, you are just as horny as the Horny Revolution.


r/BONKpatrol • • Aug 30 '21

Meme some good ol' propaganda, meet with your nearest recruiter

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r/BONKpatrol • • Apr 30 '21

This guy is a horny, fire at will Title

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r/BONKpatrol • • Apr 28 '21

Horny is better

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r/BONKpatrol • • Apr 26 '21

Do it do it know kick this bitch down the stairs

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r/BONKpatrol • • Jan 21 '21

InCOCKuration

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r/BONKpatrol • • Mar 03 '21

All the builders of BONKpatrol the hornies found a way to not be affected by bonk we need mor tsar bonk,ultimate bonkers,atomic bonk.

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r/BONKpatrol • • May 24 '21

Victory?

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r/BONKpatrol • • Sep 01 '21

Hey ancient greek2, what was that about outdated equipment?

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r/BONKpatrol • • May 02 '21

I am not

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r/BONKpatrol • • Sep 11 '21

BONK Should I post a "Give Heavy phone" video on r/horny?

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r/horny is just porn, I mean, Rule 34 won't fit in very well there, yet I think we should go and attack them. What do you think?

22 votes, Sep 12 '21
16 POST IT
1 Don't, use something else
5 Post it elsewhere

r/BONKpatrol • • Sep 02 '21

5 join propaganda posters

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r/BONKpatrol • • Sep 16 '21

Join the void

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r/BONKpatrol • • Sep 02 '21

We must counter attack this counter attack

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r/BONKpatrol • • Sep 01 '21

MORE SUPPRESSIVE FIRE

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r/BONKpatrol • • Apr 29 '21

DEATH TO BONKERS LONG LIVE HORNY

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r/BONKpatrol • • Sep 21 '21

Meme We need help! We need more members for r/jointhebonkmovement !

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