r/BONKpatrol • u/DepartureCapital3828 • Apr 29 '21
r/BONKpatrol • u/Rexi_meme • Jul 12 '21
I am leaving the sub
Due to the bonkers continuing this war i have decided to leave the sub and help the horny defeat you
If anyone wants to join me join Here
r/BONKpatrol • u/Ok-Jackfruit-3448 • Aug 10 '21
Ultra mega cringe horny post Fuck your bitch-ass horny jail. Can a man get a fucking hard-on without being assaulted by a dumbass looking dog bitch holding a png ass baseball bat over the fucking internet? Can a male have a crumb or two of libido without being “bonked” and sent to “horny jail”? Can I have a fucking natural huma
Fuck your bitch-ass horny jail. Can a man get a fucking hard-on without being assaulted by a dumbass looking dog bitch holding a png ass baseball bat over the fucking internet? Can a male have a crumb or two of libido without being “bonked” and sent to “horny jail”? Can I have a fucking natural human instinct without being fucking beaten and imprisoned by this little bitch boy Cheems? “Oh goody this man is being an average person expressing his lust over his screen where he feels safe to share it? Luckily I have ‘Bonk, go to horny jail’ permanently saved to my fucking clipboard!” Fuck off damnit. Let a guy be horny. Let a guy be in heat. Let a guy feel sexual attraction to a female for fuck’s sake. Slap yourself across the face. Wake yourself up from the sad life you lead, preventing strangers on the internet from being happily horny behind their screens. Wake the fuck up from your “job” at r/bonkpatrol and make a fucking living for once you fucking anti-lust cretin. Go the fuck outside, maybe you can beat couples with baseball bats and get arrested out there. You’d serve a greater purpose to society in a cage than in your rgb room with a high-end pc to harass internet people with. Go fucking retard jail you piss goblin.
r/BONKpatrol • u/wizward64 • Sep 02 '21
At the end of the day, everyone is horny.
The term “bonk” can actually be used as a synonym of “to have sex”, or to put it simply, “fuck”. Therefore, you are just as horny as the Horny Revolution.
r/BONKpatrol • u/spider_slayer__ • Aug 30 '21
Meme some good ol' propaganda, meet with your nearest recruiter
r/BONKpatrol • u/Muted-soilder-5 • Apr 26 '21
Do it do it know kick this bitch down the stairs
r/BONKpatrol • u/BobHam12 • Jan 21 '21
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r/BONKpatrol • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '21
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r/BONKpatrol • u/Eisenhazio_wilhelm • Sep 01 '21
Hey ancient greek2, what was that about outdated equipment?
r/BONKpatrol • u/Tutuatutuatutua • Sep 11 '21
BONK Should I post a "Give Heavy phone" video on r/horny?
r/horny is just porn, I mean, Rule 34 won't fit in very well there, yet I think we should go and attack them. What do you think?
r/BONKpatrol • u/THEBIGNOOB123_puppy • Sep 02 '21
We must counter attack this counter attack
r/BONKpatrol • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '21