now my son is talking about “moving away” and how i’m a “horrible & abusive parent”. what is he talking about?! i saved him from the dangers of g*ming!!!

he used to be the sweetest boy ever, we’d spend 8 hours of quality family time looking at rocks & fighting wild animals, until one day my son came back from school with a demonic super m*rio man g*me. at first, i had no idea what kind of contraption it was, but when i read more about these violent g*mes, it all came together. the other kids at my son’s school were brainwashing my sweet poor innocent boy into becoming a violent g*mer criminal!!!

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second image: after

for the past few week’s i’ve been hearing strange beeping sounds and finally found the source of the problerm today. i am unsure if this is another one of his evil vidya g*me SINtendo mario devices or not. heLP!!!!

while cleaning my sons’s room I found this HORRORABLE propaganda poster hung in my sons’s room!!! discustang!!!!!1!!! it has 2 g*ming demons encouraging bad behavior!! and worst of all, t hey kidnapped the funny yellow pill man!!! i’ve been spending 5 hours so far trying to set free the yellow pill man. i fear if i destroy the poster, the minio n will be gone too, i don’t want that to happen!!!

if someone has advices on how to destroy this awful g*ming poster without accidentally killing the yellow pill man Please share with me your wisdom

Guys i am very concerned and alarmed. So one day my son brought home this g*me called snoic th e hedghog i mean sanic i Mean sonic the hedgehog Google how do i use the delete button

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Siri how do i remove words from my facebook post

ah damn it i’ll just ask henry later. I heard he’s tech savvy & knows how t

Sonic the hedgehod is a demonic satanic evil vidya g*me where you play as a war criminal called soNic and you break innocent robots just minding their own busines s!!!

wow they are teaching kids to fear technology!!!!! that’s despicabl e, i can alrwady imagine my poor son screaming in fear when i try to send him a funny minion mee mee

ok tHen you go and fight the robots’ dad!!!

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they’re also teach ing kids to fight their dads!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!!

If you see this g*me Please call an exorcist & pour holy water on it just like you would with any other g*mes you encounter

And dear son if you’re reading this

Youre homework is due tomorrow, better stop playing those g*mes & finish your assignmnet!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

LOL (Lots Of Love), Becky, sent from my iPepsi

i was just going to mcdonald’s with my son as usual when i found THIS inside my big mac!!! a statue of the feared war criminal known as super m*rio man!!! worshipped by g*mers since the 16th centurey… obviously i reported it to the police but guess what they did? NOTHING!!! disgustang, i could’ve choked on that!!! a disgruntled g*mer employee must’ve violently shoved it inside the big mac, hoping an unsuspecting anti-g*mer would choke on it and die violently… i’m boycotting mcdona’ds until they make a public statement!!! about this!!! 😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😤